After Hours Season 1 "Pilot Episode"

Dyr · 05-09-2007 09:13PM

Suddenly there was a banging on the door..

"Open up!! Mods!!"

Terry · 05-09-2007 09:41PM

Not by the hair of our chinny chin chins.

Peyton Manning · 05-09-2007 09:46PM

In the distance, estebancambias was putting the finishing touches to his love timothy mcveigh parade

pretty-in-pink · 05-09-2007 10:44PM

little realising it was going to become irelands answer to the mardi gras and carnival, put together and doubled. just then there was a loud bang as.....

Huggles · 05-09-2007 10:47PM

pretty-in-pink wrote:

little realising it was going to become irelands answer to the mardi gras and carnival, put together and doubled. just then there was a loud bang as.....

pighead farting and ripping the windows of AH out, he looked up...

Kimbot · 05-09-2007 11:11PM

to see Dudess with a big 28 inch dildo in hand...............

Dyr · 05-09-2007 11:22PM

dudess smiles. Cut to close up of pigheads eyes widening
annnddd roll end credits.

Stay tuned for episode two..

Sleepy · 05-09-2007 11:22PM

and coolsmileygirl on her knees in front of it...

Dyr · 05-09-2007 11:30PM

We're gonna leave that as a bonus scene for the DVD Sleepy

Kimbot · 05-09-2007 11:32PM

Bambi wrote:

We're gonna leave that as a bonus scene for the DVD Sleepy

Bambi thats was the snippet for episode 2!!

Since you posted last I think you should post first and make the ould rules for the second episode!!

Dyr · 05-09-2007 11:36PM

You mean since it was my bleedin idea in the first place? cheeky get

Anyway i never write blockbuster television series after 11:30 pm, little tip i learned off Aaron Spelling

Kimbot · 05-09-2007 11:46PM

Bambi wrote:

You mean since it was my bleedin idea in the first place? cheeky get

Anyway i never write blockbuster television series after 11:30 pm, little tip i learned off Aaron Spelling

No just pointing out that you finished this one so go ahead and start the next one!!

The Hill Billy · 06-09-2007 01:11PM

C'mon Babmi - This is worse than waiting for Season 4 of Lost.
When are you kicking off the next episode?

How'a about something along the lines of:
* Opening shot: Log cabin in mountainy wilderness *
* Camera zooms in on window - wood fire & dim gas lamps throw shadows across room *
* Pan to Ruu sitting in front of PC with scart cable running from left eye-socket to tecchy-looking gizmo with lots of little flashing red lights *
* Close-up of screen showing "Private Messages: Unread 1" *
* Ruu opens PM and ... *

Dyr · 06-09-2007 01:21PM

*Scene opens in jail forum, a dishevelled pighead is sitting behind a table in an isolated thread , beruthiel and karoma are seated opposite him...."we've got all night piggy, you best start talking" drawls Karoma...

Slow Motion · 06-09-2007 01:46PM

Bambi wrote:

*Scene opens in jail forum, a dishevelled pighead is sitting behind a table in an isolated thread , beruthiel and karoma are seated opposite him...."we've got all night piggy, you best start talking" drawls Karoma...

Pighead squeals "Please not the dildo again !"

The Hill Billy · 06-09-2007 01:55PM

Terry enters wearing nothing but a wicked smile & a hint of Chanel No 5.

Kimbot · 06-09-2007 02:24PM

The beads of sweat grow larger and tricker faster down Pighead's face......

roughan · 06-09-2007 02:42PM

he takes out his Flute

Slow Motion · 06-09-2007 02:45PM

And starts to dance around pighead playing the music of the Andes

smashey · 06-09-2007 02:46PM

while pighead throws his pan pipes at him

The Hill Billy · 06-09-2007 04:23PM

He tossed them so hard that when they hit Terry's flute it snapped in two.

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4 · 06-09-2007 04:32PM

terry does not get mad, as he remembered the dildo is still in the room

pretty-in-pink · 06-09-2007 06:18PM

terry puts on some elbow length latex gloves, with a glint to his eye and a smirk on his face

Terry · 06-09-2007 07:05PM

I started cleaning the toilet

Peyton Manning · 06-09-2007 07:06PM

And unplugged a clump of what was Pigheads brazilian...

Dyr · 06-09-2007 07:38PM

..girlfriends innards. Terry frowns and then squints like steven seagal in a wind tunnel

"you sick little piggie" he spits...

The Hill Billy · 07-09-2007 08:25AM

...one of Karoma's pubes out of his mouth. Pighead lifts his head from the table, looks Beruthiel in the eye and...

smashey · 07-09-2007 09:51AM

..faints. Beruthiel calls for help..

Dyr · 07-09-2007 11:33AM

*Scene cuts to PI*....

After Hours Season 1 "Pilot Episode"

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