Julio Iglesias Offered $1 Million to model Condoms

Collie D · 02-09-2007 04:28PM #1

WTF? How could they possibly do this in a "tasteful" way?

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=230215304&p=z3xzy6xyx&n=230216064

EDIT: As pointed out below, it's actually Enrique

Dave! · 02-09-2007 04:47PM

Collie D wrote:

WTF? How could they possibly do this in a "tasteful" way?

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=230215304&p=z3xzy6xyx&n=230216064

That's Enrique Iglesias, Julio's son (?)...

I presume they'd make it nice and romantic!

A young couple eating dinner together in front of an open fire. Candles in the middle of the table. They're staring passionately into each other's eyes. The wine is flowing and their hearts are pumping fast. But something else is pumping too. <scene> The lovers move to the bedroom. Enrique lays his lover down on her back. He kisses her softly on the lips and neck. The moon illuminates the room and as the woman strips, we see her beautiful body silhouetted in the window. She lays back down on the bed and with the grace and speed of a cat, Enrique whips out his hard shlong and sticks it in front of the camera. The scene ends with a close-up profile shot of the woman putting the condom on Enrique's knob, and the logo for "LIFESTYLES CONDOMS" is plastered on the side of it in beautiful colours.

That's how I'd do it anyway!

Steez · 02-09-2007 04:54PM

DaveMcG wrote:

That's Enrique Iglesias, Julio's son (?)...

I presume they'd make it nice and romantic!

A young couple eating dinner together in front of an open fire. Candles in the middle of the table. They're staring passionately into each other's eyes. The wine is flowing and their hearts are pumping fast. But something else is pumping too. <scene> The lovers move to the bedroom. Enrique lays his lover down on her back. He kisses her softly on the lips and neck. The moon illuminates the room and as the woman strips, we see her beautiful body silhouetted in the window. She lays back down on the bed and with the grace and speed of a cat, Enrique whips out his soft shclong, and Bill Cosby walks onscreen: "Do you suffer from erection problems?"

Fixed

AlmightyCushion · 02-09-2007 04:55PM

The last thing I'd want to see when I'm about to nail some chick in the poo-shooter is Enrique Inglesias' face on my condom wrapper.

Pigman II · 02-09-2007 05:09PM

AlmightyCushion wrote:

The last thing I'd want to see when I'm about to nail some chick in the poo-shooter is Enrique Inglesias' face on my condom wrapper.

Not even if it sang "I can be your hero baby!" to you when you ripped the wrapper open?

Dave! · 02-09-2007 05:14PM

Steez wrote:

Fixed

Even better! And there could be some action shots of Enrique trying to make it work anyway, with Bill Cosby passing disparaging comments, like so:

Steez · 02-09-2007 06:03PM

Ha, photoshop ftw.
I say we fire this off to the Lifestyles lads. If he's getting a mil, we might get a few hundred k for basically coming up with the idea.

Terry · 02-09-2007 07:27PM

Collie D wrote:

WTF? How could they possibly do this in a "tasteful" way?

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=230215304&p=z3xzy6xyx&n=230216064

EDIT: As pointed out below, it's actually Enrique

I read something about this the other day.
Where do you get those condoms?

Xylem · 02-09-2007 07:47PM

The graph in the ad, at the end of the first paragraph was perfectly placed.

BendiBus · 02-09-2007 10:13PM

Xylem wrote:

The graph in the ad, at the end of the first paragraph was perfectly placed.

And promising growth of 41%

Julio Iglesias Offered $1 Million to model Condoms

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