If you could fight any boards.ie user, who would you fight?

Karoma · 02-09-2007 12:57AM

Long list...starting with Rabies. He knows why. He just doesn't know when or how.

pretty-in-pink · 02-09-2007 12:58AM

i could freak ya out karoma nad say i havent seen ya here in years (cause i went away) but im back and

HI

Rabies · 02-09-2007 01:00AM

Karoma wrote:

Long list...starting with Rabies. He knows why. He just doesn't know when or how.

Was it that date rape incident?

I'm sure your hamster forgives me by now. She was lead me on, I swear.

pretty-in-pink · 02-09-2007 01:05AM

*/ sits back and waits for az to turn up

shane86 · 02-09-2007 01:06AM

Any of the soccer forum fairweather fans who posted bile along the lines of "I hope San Marino win tonight to force Stan out" during the oul nervous days of Irish soccer last autumn into winter. Disgusting stuff from anyone who claims to have ever been a fan. If (or hope upon hope when

) they either win a tournament or reach the very last stages i hope these people arent wearing a jersey and shouting the lads on, but of course you know full well they will be and will have completely forgotten their thoughts back in 06/07.

What in the name of god people were thinking in wanting a loss when we were (and are) a slim but viable team within the group I dont know. Stick to following united lads

Timans · 02-09-2007 01:06AM

Anyone with the name Rabies is surely one you don't want to fight.

Unless there is a person with "Aids" as a username, I most certainly don't want to fighting them.

Karl Hungus · 02-09-2007 01:10AM

Timans wrote:

Anyone with the name Rabies is surely one you don't want to fight.

Unless there is a person with "Aids" as a username, I most certainly don't want to fighting them.

I'd bet you'd fight cancer though?

Rabies · 02-09-2007 01:10AM

Hmm.... should this pic be the Know Your Nerds thread?

Karl Hungus · 02-09-2007 01:18AM

Aisling(",) wrote:

em id like to fight karl hungus...jsut because i picture him as like a huge manly man and id wanna see if hed actually hit a teenage girl...if not then ill release my wrath...

I hear that Karl Hungus is a giant of a man. He's probably the last person I'd want to fight. Legs like tree trunks, he has! Wrestles bears and boxes rhinos for fun, as the tales go, and once lifted an entire hen party (all 32 fat slags) over his head. For a pet, he keeps a Siberian Timberwolf who once tried to take a bite out of his arm, with jaws that could crush an ordinary man's skill, but Karl was only mildly inconvienced, and one frown sent the mighty wolf cowering. The wolf knew he had met his master.

Oh, and he's got an exceptionally fat head.

Timans · 02-09-2007 01:19AM

Karl Hungus wrote:

I'd bet you'd fight cancer though?

Aisling(",) · 02-09-2007 01:22AM

Karl Hungus wrote:

I hear that Karl Hungus is a giant of a man. He's probably the last person I'd want to fight. Legs like tree trunks, he has! Wrestles bears and boxes rhinos for fun, as the tales go, and once lifted an entire hen party (all 32 fat slags) over his head. For a pet, he keeps a Siberian Timberwolf who once tried to take a bite out of his arm, with jaws that could crush an ordinary man's skill, but Karl was only mildly inconvienced, and one frown sent the mighty wolf cowering. The wolf knew he had met his master.

Oh, and he's got an exceptionally fat head.

wow!:eek:

i never realised how chuck norris like karl Hungus is!:)

Timans · 02-09-2007 01:23AM

Karl > Chuck Norris.

I heard Chuck Norris actually gathered all those one liners that were originally Karl Hungus and stole them to use as his own.

Karl could've killed Chuck but didn't, because, just because.

Karl Hungus · 02-09-2007 01:25AM

Aisling(",) wrote:

wow!:eek:

i never realised how chuck norris like karl Hungus is!:)

Chuck Norris is but a peon compared to Karl Hungus, as legend has it. The beard of Karl is even mightier than that of Chuck!

Aisling(",) · 02-09-2007 01:31AM

Karl Hungus wrote:

Chuck Norris is but a peon compared to Karl Hungus, as legend has it. The beard of Karl is even mightier than that of Chuck!

is it true that your tears cure cancer but that you dont ever cry?:)

screw Karl hungus....i the angry skinny teenage girl could kick ass!

Nightwish · 02-09-2007 01:33AM

Christ Karl, aren't you quite the anarchist in AH these days?

Karl Hungus · 02-09-2007 01:34AM

Timans wrote:

Karl > Chuck Norris.

I heard Chuck Norris actually gathered all those one liners that were originally Karl Hungus and stole them to use as his own.

Karl could've killed Chuck but didn't, because, just because.

Karl Hungus doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Karl Hungus' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Karl Hungus can slam a revolving door.

Karl Hungus doesn't actually write posts, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Karl Hungus grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

thefinalstage · 02-09-2007 01:35AM

Aisling(",) wrote:

is it true that your tears cure cancer but that you dont ever cry?:)

screw Karl hungus....i the angry skinny teenage girl could kick ass!

But all woman have that ability...for four days year. Than they go back to average affairs such as cleaning up after the people they killed.

Karl Hungus · 02-09-2007 01:36AM

Aisling(",) wrote:

screw Karl hungus...

I'll check my schedule.

Timans · 02-09-2007 01:37AM

Karl Hungus isn't hung like a horse, Horses are hung like Karl Hungus.

Uggh, now I feel like a pervert..

You do have that effect on people Karl.

Karl Hungus · 02-09-2007 01:40AM

Timans wrote:

Karl Hungus isn't hung like a horse, Horses are hung like Karl Hungus.

Uggh, now I feel like a pervert..

You do have that effect on people Karl.

Contrary to popular belief, Tubgirl didn't do it on purpose, she was in the tub while Karl Hungus walked in to use the toilet. The sheer size of his penis made her **** herself.

Aisling(",) · 02-09-2007 01:41AM

Karl Hungus wrote:

I'll check my schedule.

oh yay....score...hes checking his schedule *does little dance*

Karl Hungus · 02-09-2007 01:41AM

Aisling(",) wrote:

oh yay....score...hes checking his schedule *does little dance*

How's tomorrow night?

Timans · 02-09-2007 01:42AM

Name Change is in order.

Karl Schlongus.

KilbarrackBlows · 02-09-2007 01:43AM

pretty-in-pink wrote:

awww aren't ya sweet. i laughed, then i felt bad, then i realised, if you cant see me you cant kill me, so i laughed again

anyways heres some kisses to mek you feel happy
xxx

Ha see you fell for it made you pitty me and got a free kiss
i strike again ...sending pitty into the hearts of women across the land
and getting kissies mwahahahahaaaaa.... *fades away into the darkness*

Karl Hungus · 02-09-2007 01:43AM

Actually we should do some fiddling with the filter, so that any time someone says "Chuck Norris" it comes up as Karl Hungus.

Aisling(",) · 02-09-2007 01:44AM

Karl Hungus wrote:

How's tomorrow night?

boo yeah!

giggty giggty giggty

*thinks to self him i may not be able to kick his ass but i can get him aressted now...mwhahahahahahhahaha!8

-Karl Hungus once visited the virgin islands they are now just called the islands

Timans · 02-09-2007 01:44AM

And also when someone says "yore ma" it comes up, "Timans got there first"

pretty-in-pink · 02-09-2007 01:46AM

KilbarrackBlows wrote:

Ha see you fell for it made you pitty me and got a free kiss
i strike again ...sending pitty into the hearts of women across the land
and getting kissies mwahahahahaaaaa.... *fades away into the darkness*

aw aren't you the cutest!

Karl Hungus · 02-09-2007 01:46AM

Aisling(",) wrote:

*thinks to self him i may not be able to kick his ass but i can get him aressted now...mwhahahahahahhahaha!8

The crime, Karl Hungus. The sentence... Karl Hungus.

Timans wrote:

And also when someone says "yore ma" it comes up, "Timans got there first"

That would totally screw with people's heads!

Timans · 02-09-2007 01:48AM

That's the plan.

If you could fight any boards.ie user, who would you fight?

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