Pissing in Public?

Jesus Wept · 29-08-2007 02:29AM

irlirishkev wrote:

Haha.. is that a serious post!?

First off, many women p*ss in public.. just like men.

Not exactly like men

They tend to squat down and leave a river akin to the Nile in their wake.

Brian Capture wrote:

SMELL?

What smell?

P*ssing in public is usually caused by excess alcohol. That sort of urine is clear not yellow.

Anything clear, including urine, can't smell, you heard it here first. :rolleyes:

2 stroke · 29-08-2007 02:51AM

Some years ago I worked in a shop in a small town, and the doorway was regularly used as a public toilet. I set up a camera/motion detector/tv in the window for a few weekends, moved the problen on to next alley.
But the only solution to this problem is proper facilities.

Jesus Wept · 29-08-2007 03:30AM

2 stroke wrote:

Some years ago I worked in a shop in a small town, and the doorway was regularly used as a public toilet. I set up a camera/motion detector/tv in the window for a few weekends, moved the problen on to next alley.
But the only solution to this problem is proper facilities.

I'm amazed that work, surely they would just gather their mates around to watch them 'pissing on de telly!'

2 stroke · 29-08-2007 03:53AM

The-Rigger wrote:

I'm amazed that work, surely they would just gather their mates around to watch them 'pissing on de telly!'

Not when you put up a little note saying video for sale.

kelle · 29-08-2007 06:31AM

I'm too elegant for that kind of thing, but often one or more of my children have needed to urinate at the most inconvenient of times and I need to take them down alleyways to do their business.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 29-08-2007 07:55AM

admiralofthefleet wrote:

its acceptable in circumstances where you're in pain, like i was on sunday nite. a door way at the taxi que in sackville street got a right spraying from me, there was nobody at the que mind and i would never do it in daylight or any open street at night

Then there was never a que

I detest guys who just pull over anywhere in full view of people and take a piss.

I think its pretty disgusting having to step over a stream of pee with my other half on a night out.

Reku · 29-08-2007 08:10AM

irlirishkev wrote:

Haha.. is that a serious post!?

First off, many women p*ss in public.. just like men.

Yup, have heard many stories from friends.

irlirishkev wrote:

Secondly, men are actually better when it comes to holding it in.. ask any taxi driver!

Eww, glad I don't drive a taxi or even get in them regularly. (was going to say "use" but that just sounded wrong;) )

admiralofthefleet wrote:

exactly, some women dont even wait til they get home. thats the reason why most taxi drivers i know wont pick up women late at night

Seriously, I hope the taxi drivers charge them extra for the cleanup of their car afterwards.

griffdaddy · 29-08-2007 09:01AM

i'm living in the Netherlands at the moment, those things are handy during the day time, but at night time (if drunk) it's much more fun to let rip into a canal! anyone ever use those two toilets across from Messrs and Qbar in Dublin actually? i always wondered what they were like inside, dunno if they're still there though.

inspiron77 · 29-08-2007 09:50AM

i think not many people will do like that..

Steve_o · 29-08-2007 10:26AM

Generally i try to avoid it, but as has already been said if you're absolutely bursting then a nice quiet alley is a good spot....

Also i've seen "ladies" pissing on the street aswell....

Niamho! · 29-08-2007 10:31AM

Neon-Circles wrote:

On the streets its horrible, walk past nightclubs and the smell of pi*s outside some of them!!

But if its in some bushes, forest etc then its OK

agreed. driving up the Longmile Road and some Dirty little oul fella pi**ing against the wall in plain view of all the traffic. I hate that. when they're doin it somewhere that you can see them. stupid Fookers.
Actually its generally quite Knacker...

Wagon · 29-08-2007 10:34AM

It's okay if you might piss your pants and you just washed them after it took 3 months of getting round to putting them in the washing machine. Down an alley or in a bush is recommended but sometimes that dog has the right idea...

Zzippy · 29-08-2007 10:36AM

griffdaddy wrote:

i'm living in the Netherlands at the moment, those things are handy during the day time, but at night time (if drunk) it's much more fun to let rip into a canal! anyone ever use those two toilets across from Messrs and Qbar in Dublin actually? i always wondered what they were like inside, dunno if they're still there though.

Mate of mine did this in Amsterdam once, didn't spot the two nice policement walking along the canal towards him, they weren't so nice when he whipped it out and started adding his contribution. Brought down the station and released when he paid a fine....

Niamho! · 29-08-2007 10:37AM

Steve_o wrote:

Generally i try to avoid it, but as has already been said if you're absolutely bursting then a nice quiet alley is a good spot....

Also i've seen "ladies" pissing on the street aswell....

see the way it makes us "Ladies" ??? its not so fookin Pleasant seeing you's "Gentlemen" doin it either! :rolleyes:

Caco · 29-08-2007 12:51PM

It is necessary at times when there's nowhere open and you're still ages from home, but only in a discreet place and which isn't frequented alot by the general public (doorways etc.)
The other day on the bus, I saw some scumbag pissin up against the railing on the little island between College St and Westmoreland St in broad daylight in full view of everybody in the vicinity!

The_B_Man · 29-08-2007 01:03PM

theres some urinals after been setup by the BOI across from Trinity/The Westin.

Also, i was in The Czech Inn there a cupla weeks ago and some bird went for a piss down the alleyway by our window. she got up in front of us, givin us all a full view of her vagine! it was great! she gave us a smile and walked off! she was hot too!

cunnins4 · 29-08-2007 01:05PM

Proxy wrote:

I did once consider inventing a device that, installed in a door frame, emits a slight electric current on contact with fluid.

My da told me once that when he first moved into my house a guy used to walk his dog past every single night and the dog always p1ssed on the gate to our driveway. So one day he was out doing the garden and he connected some jump leads to the mains in our hallway. Sure enough along came your man. The dog never p1ssed on the gate again. A bit cruel, but very funny i thought!

DCC160 wrote:

I hate it. Why can't men just wait till they get home like us ladies!

Haha, i once saw my friends sister squat down when she was hammered and she thought there was no one around. Never told a soul. I used to think she was hot. It all ended that night......

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