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Zombienosh · 25-08-2007 04:58PM

i woke up really smelly today, i dont want to go out tonite.

or do i?

i dont know....

faceman · 25-08-2007 05:02PM

when one says that one had a verbal agreement with another party then it means that one had an agreement of words with the other party. However one wishes to say that one had an agreement but it wasnt in written form, then that would be an oral agreement and not a verbal agreement.

Capt'n Midnight · 25-08-2007 05:40PM

volience are things used by orchestras

Matt Holck · 25-08-2007 07:13PM

On our farm we make our own toys or do without. And last fall, when our parents slaughtered a hog, we turned its bladder into a ball! Now making a toy from a pig's bladder may sound weird to you, but don't forget that real footballs are made from pigskin and baseballs from calfskin. Besides, we've been taught that it's important to never waste anything raised on the farm. And a pig-bladder ball really does make for great fun!

http://www.motherearthnews.com/Livestock-and-Farming/1983-09-01/Mothers-Children-A-Pig-Bladder-Ball.aspx

26-08-2007 09:38AM

The lonelier the farmer, the more attractive the sheep become!

Capt'n Midnight · 26-08-2007 11:30AM

some people have reddish hair.

I-like-eggs,mmm · 26-08-2007 05:16PM

Beans make you fart. Fact.

I-like-eggs,mmm · 26-08-2007 05:17PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

volience are things used by orchestras

Har har!

justagirlinabar · 26-08-2007 08:23PM

if it involves a soprano sax it is not music

Matt Holck · 27-08-2007 07:41AM

so I don't belong to the city?

Capt'n Midnight · 27-08-2007 06:45PM

The only reason cats didn't invent the can opener is because they domesticated one instead.

faceman · 27-08-2007 08:29PM

thats not my real ladder, its my step ladder

Oman · 30-08-2007 07:05PM

its supposably almightycushion's 21st birthday today

faceman · 30-08-2007 07:13PM

oman is not only a country, but a top boardsie too

Capt'n Midnight · 30-08-2007 07:24PM

Grass is normally green.

mcauley · 31-08-2007 11:14AM

Its my last day of work today - and I'm fcuking chuffed!!!

Capt'n Midnight · 04-09-2007 12:12AM

pi is exactly 3 *

*in some non-euclidean universes

Matt Holck · 04-09-2007 07:24AM

Flowers, leaves and stems
Medicinal Uses Lovely, fragrant and relaxing, and uplifting- these words describe lavender, which relieves both anxiety and depression. Arguably the most versatile of the essential oils, indispensable for healing burns, scalds and as a sleep aid. This oil is quite literally a medicine chest in a bottle. In general lavender is used to relax muscle spasms anywhere in the body, and relieve pain. Though beautiful and fragrant, lavender is a potent herb and is best used in combination with other herbs when taken internally.

Burns/SunBurn
Lavender oil is successfully used in the treatment of sores, varicose ulcers, burns and scalds. (11)

http://www.anniesremedy.com/herb_detail31.php

Characteristics: Reaching heights ranging from 2'-3', their spread can be equal to that or twice that, depending on cultivar. In general, English lavender plants bear flowers that are lilac-blue in color and grow on spikes, with leaves that are narrow and greyish-green. But various cultivars exist, differing in characteristics.

http://landscaping.about.com/cs/flowerseed/p/lavender.htm

http://www.floracyberia.net/spermatophyta/angiospermae/dicotyledoneae/lamiaceae/lavandula_pinnata.html

Oman · 05-09-2007 09:06PM

if you keep adding 2+2 you will eventually get five

05-09-2007 09:48PM

Tallaght is to the south and west of a large number of people who live in Ireland

London is to the East of all the people who live in Ireland and to the North of all the people who live in France.

If sea levels were 100m lower, you would be able to walk from Dublin to Paris without getting your feet wet.

Oman · 06-09-2007 05:31PM

If you take the Es out of pee you'd be left with p which still sounds the same so why put the es in in the first place

Capt'n Midnight · 07-09-2007 12:50AM

Oman wrote:

if you keep adding 2+2 you will eventually get five

only for certain values of 2 and 5

07-09-2007 01:01AM

Jupiter is bigger than Uranus

Oman · 07-09-2007 05:08PM

D-U-B-L-I-N spells dump

Matt Holck · 07-09-2007 07:15PM

Oman · 14-09-2007 08:18PM

if you have a N and add a A and then a M and the a O and spell it backwards you get OMAN

Matt Holck · 15-09-2007 02:18AM

A D-ring is an item of hardware, usually a metal ring shaped like the letter D. It may be used at the end of a leather or fabric strap, or may be secured to a surface with a metal or fabric strap. For light loading applications such as clothing and luggage, D-rings made of plastics such as nylon may be used, as they weigh less and are impervious to rusting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-ring

Matt Holck · 16-09-2007 06:53AM

All in place beneath the sand with siphons extended,
from left,

Tuatua Paphies subtriangulata
a trough shell Mactra discors
a geoduck Panopea zelandica
a sunset shell Soletellina nitida

http://www.forestandbird.org.nz/publications/magazine/2004/february/LifeUnderTheSand.asp

Oman · 20-09-2007 09:12PM

luigi is mario's brother

Capt'n Midnight · 20-09-2007 09:24PM

"For those of you watching in black and white, the pink is behind the green"
Ted Lowe; BBC Snooker Commentary circa 1980

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