Where would you build your evil headquarters?

Oh I'd wall myself into the Pale to keep the country folk out. Then point in a really superior type of way from the walls.

I'm not so sure i'd be good at this overlording malarkey.

The island in Limerick, no one would come in there and mess with me!

Archeron wrote:

So you wake up tomorrow morning, and discover that not only are you an evil arch villain, but you also rule the whole of Ireland with a big iron fist.
No self respecting evil overlord is complete without some sort of giant evil headquarters from which to launch their flying monkey servants, so what would you build, and where?

I think I'd probably pick the hill of Tara, because you have such a good view of the surrounding area and would be able to brace yourself for any attacks from pitchfork wielding peasants. (not to mention the really handy motorway access ) and as for the building itself, probably something like this below, but obviously painted black and with windows that glow red at night.

It even has the right type of towers in which to imprison princess'es (princessi? pincessum?) til they agree to marry me. Perfect!

I was in your evil castle on my holidays many moons ago!

Great castle!

Under the sea.

Archeron wrote:

So you wake up tomorrow morning, and discover that not only are you an evil arch villain, but you also rule the whole of Ireland with a big iron fist.

Thats mad, that happened to me this morning! Ive started building my castle already..

The Spire! city centre location, nice and big and nobody pays any attention to it..... Perfect!

AlmightyCushion wrote:

I 'd build a giant sky scraper, ten times bigger than the biggest sky scraper to date and I'd build it slap bang in the middle of Sligo (for added hilarity). There would be a massive gong outside, so massice the sound can be heard for miles. And when that gong is banged, two giant fire breathing dragons would fly out of the top of the tower and attack the innocent people below.

Sky scrapers have a tendency to attract pesky planes

I'd set it up in my gaf, becuase for some unknown reason - no one comes to bother me there. No charities, no junk mail, the postman rarely visits, the tv inspector has yet to rear his ugly head... ideal location for a '$1,000,000' plot

Can't believe nobody has said a Volcanno Island yet?

Well, budget pending, I'd build my HQ in the ol' Mosney district. I'd rename it Valley of Doom so as to keep any nosey old hags from wandering in. Then I'd develop some sort of synthetic cloud above the building that would create thunder & lightning on-demand for that dramatic effect! A massive U.S.S.R. missile in my underground facility has to be a must! I don't care if it's just a hollow shell, again, it's for dramatic effect!

I'll need some goons to operate my pointless underground facility as well so PM me your C.V and I'll get back to you.

Requirements:
A Criminal Record is desirable.
Greasy, slicked-back hair and a stuble is also a must.
Must be built like a mega, fúck-ton house. (Knowledge of Kung-Fu is an advantage)
2 - 3 years experience in a previous evil organisation.
Must be willing to die a horrible death if a British spy breaches security.
Operation of firearms and melee weapons is a must.
Knowledge of Win 2000 / XP / 2003 operating systems is a plus.
Full License required.

Above my pub, like all the other evil b*stards.