first ****

Jesus Wept · 24-08-2007 01:25AM

tribulus wrote:

Remember the glory days of Eurotrash with Victoria Silvstedt and other lovelies?

The funniest thing was during a free class when someone plucks up the courage to admit it and in seconds the whole class is discussing methods and good programs to watch.....ah the good ole days, of 2nd year.

Ah yes, lots of Austrian and Polish lovies frocking on the screen dubbed with geordie accents.

What more do you want.

yayamark · 24-08-2007 01:29AM

a friend of mine told me he was 19 when he started!

Meself · 24-08-2007 01:31AM

The-Rigger wrote:

You have no childhood memories prior to that? lol, brilliant.

Sod all im afraid. Not a bad first memory though ...better that my stinky bearded granny

lol

Nailz · 24-08-2007 01:54AM

Ohh... The Bollox! Great thread. *clap-clap*

Agamemnon · 24-08-2007 01:56AM

Two words: Kim Wilde.

C'mon, Dudess, tell us about your first time. We've told you ours.

Call Me Jimmy · 24-08-2007 02:03AM

yayamark wrote:

a friend of mine told me he was 19 when he started!

Hmm that's quite possible actually, assuming he didn't noticed his langer was there for 19 years

Kinetic^ · 24-08-2007 02:13AM

yayamark wrote:

a friend of mine told me he was 19 when he started!

Is your friend's name Stevie Wonder?

gloobag · 24-08-2007 02:47AM

I can't remember not wankin'. Must've come out the womb with me knob in me hand

So, what's everyones "**** wall"? You know the most amount you've had in one day before you couldn't go on no more.

13 for me :cool:

admiralofthefleet · 24-08-2007 02:49AM

i got to 8 one day when was i was 16, the day after the junior cert night which ironically was 10 years ago yesterday for me. i needed 800 after the night i had

Spyral · 24-08-2007 02:56AM

i did it accidentally.. i was innocent.:rolleyes:

Senna · 24-08-2007 03:43AM

Spyral wrote:

i did it accidentally.. i was innocent.:rolleyes:

i tried that line when i was caught by my mum, it did't work (the shame:( )

mine was late by all your standards, about 13, in the bath, had heard for w*nkin but hadn't a clue till i just started yanking at it like mad, lasted all of 4 seconds.

Spyral · 24-08-2007 07:14AM

Im not kidding it was a "well that's going up but.. waht then ?"

a bit of experiementing.. and one thing leads to another

that said I've stopped - 17 days according to my sticky strip count..

L1011 · 24-08-2007 08:57AM

11 or 12 or so I think, to some Channel 5 filth back in the days you got it on analogue satellite... god I feel old now

Tar.Aldarion · 24-08-2007 08:58AM

Giblet wrote:

HAHAHA, that film was on recently. I remember it was on the first time too.

I remember that film too! Corrupting film. :P

I was like 9, that pillow never knew what hit it.

Mr. CooL ICE · 24-08-2007 09:08AM

12, while playing a demo of Monster Truck Madness.

Don't ask...

dr.bollocko · 24-08-2007 09:19AM

I only jerk off to the beautiful irony inherent in the plethora of visual metaphors in Fellini movies. That and the smell of my own farts.

cmoney · 24-08-2007 09:53AM

do you people have no shame in discussing matters of this nature :rolleyes:

Tar.Aldarion · 24-08-2007 09:54AM

Shame is an irrelevent moral structure created by humans.

mcauley · 24-08-2007 09:54AM

cmoney wrote:

do you people have no shame in discussing matters of this nature :rolleyes:

LMAO - Clearly Not!

azezil · 24-08-2007 10:17AM

Jasis I can't remember the first time I jerked off, but I do remember the first time I actually came from ****, I was 24.

Tar.Aldarion · 24-08-2007 10:41AM

Well we do have a tryer anyway. I remember you made a thread about it in PI...

azezil · 24-08-2007 10:47AM

That I did, good times ^_^

Gizzle · 24-08-2007 10:54AM

It was gas, before I learned to dance the five knuckle shuffle I used to just watch "porn" (e.g. Anna Nicole Smith popping out of the cake in Under Siege) over and over again, with a raging 11 year old boner and just thinking to myself, "Er, so what now??"

Creamy Goodness · 24-08-2007 10:57AM

19 - when i first started college.

TechnoFreek · 24-08-2007 11:03AM

Gizzle wrote:

It was gas, before I learned to dance the five knuckle shuffle I used to just watch "porn" (e.g. Anna Nicole Smith popping out of the cake in Under Siege) over and over again, with a raging 11 year old boner and just thinking to myself, "Er, so what now??"

Thats wasn't Anna Nicole Smith, it was Erica Eleniak.

All that man juice emptied into a cum towel whilst calling out Anna's name was wasted effort. tut tut.

Gizzle · 24-08-2007 11:07AM

TechnoFreek wrote:

Thats wasn't Anna Nicole Smith, it was Erica Eleniak.

All that man juice emptied into a cum towel whilst calling out Anna's name was wasted effort. tut tut.

Ah well, as I said, that was BEFORE I knew how to rock my cock off. I actually discovered the secret about a year later and nearly blew a hole in my Uncle's bathroom wall. My aiming was woeful.

Niamho! · 24-08-2007 11:12AM

cmoney wrote:

do you people have no shame in discussing matters of this nature :rolleyes:

Why should they though? its not like they all know each other personally. Who cares?

missmatty · 24-08-2007 11:32AM

Can't remember the actual first time but my mum caught me when I was three or four.

:eek:

Don't want to talk about it.

Gizzle · 24-08-2007 11:35AM

Niamho! wrote:

Why should they though? its not like they all know each other personally. Who cares?

Plus EVERY fella does it. No exceptions. It's like boards during work, a guilty pleasure that get's you through the week/day/hour.

Drift · 24-08-2007 12:49PM

Was around 11 I think ..... oldest in the family and no older cousins/relatives so I had gotten no advice on what to do or anything. Just woke up one morning and was already half going at it so I continued

..... very strange experience the first time!!

first ****

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