first ****

The Bollox · 23-08-2007 08:48PM #1

this seems to be the trend these days, so at what age did you have your first **** or fingerbang?

I was a late bloomer at 17!

Dudess · 23-08-2007 08:49PM

Oh God, about nine or ten I'd say :eek:

Tha Gopher · 23-08-2007 08:53PM

During a 10 o clock-ish Channel 4 showing of a dirty old English flick from the 80s called Rita Sue and Bob too (about some oul cnut who takes the babysitters up the moors for a riding now and again)

Must have been 11 odd

Didnt have another til i met yore mas, etc etc.

Glad we got that out of the way early.

Plug · 23-08-2007 08:53PM

Before it gets closed, yeah!

Dudess · 23-08-2007 08:54PM

Hilarious film! Those two girls are rough as a badger's arse! Nothing erotic about it whatsoever though, so strange choice of material...

Plug · 23-08-2007 08:55PM

The Bollox wrote:

this seems to be the trend these days, so at what age did you have your first **** or fingerbang?

I was a late bloomer at 17!

Is that how you got your user name?

WellyJ · 23-08-2007 08:56PM

Think I was around 11 or 12,

Nothing came out though,

Times were great back then, no messy clean up

admiralofthefleet · 23-08-2007 08:57PM

11, i was watching the cook, the thief, his wife and her lover on c4, all i remember is this weird feeling in my knees....

The Bollox · 23-08-2007 08:57PM

Plug wrote:

Is that how you got your user name?

I dunno, ask YORE MA! she's the one who gave me the name

Mossy Monk · 23-08-2007 08:59PM

12 maybe. Don't know for sure.

Tha Gopher · 23-08-2007 09:00PM

Dudess wrote:

Hilarious film! Those two girls are rough as a badger's arse! Nothing erotic about it whatsoever though, so strange choice of material...

meh, id have rode the black haired one. And theres their bad bitch accents.

flanzer · 23-08-2007 09:00PM

13...My Pamela Anderson poster got destroyed

GhostInTheRuins · 23-08-2007 09:00PM

I'm fairly sure I was 16 (might have been 15). Ah, I remember it well.

Actually, I kept a running count of how many I did for a while at the beginning. haha, I guess the count just got too high to keep track of eventually.

Plug · 23-08-2007 09:01PM

The Bollox wrote:

I dunno, ask YORE MA! she's the one who gave me the name

Oh yeah?
Well YORE MA gave me my first ****:p

The Bollox · 23-08-2007 09:02PM

D.T. Jesus wrote:

Actually, I kept a running count of how many I did for a while at the beginning. haha, I guess the count just got too high to keep track of eventually.

ha ha. I know that feeling. halfway through my first I was thinking "what the f*ck am I doing here?"

The Bollox · 23-08-2007 09:03PM

Plug wrote:

Oh yeah?
Well YORE MA gave me my first ****:p

that's not a ****, it's a handjob :rolleyes:

admiralofthefleet · 23-08-2007 09:03PM

is that film rita sue and bob too the one with rick mayal?. the one with those two mingers?

Tha Gopher · 23-08-2007 09:04PM

Id keep an old tracker top that was too out of style to be worn outside as my "crackin jacket", effectively something to wear when it was too freezing to be sitting by the PC/Television X freeview with both yer cacks and shirt off. I wonder how much the IVF clinic would pay for it :eek:

Giblet · 23-08-2007 09:05PM

Tha Gopher wrote:

During a 10 o clock-ish Channel 4 showing of a dirty old English flick from the 80s called Rita Sue and Bob too (about some oul cnut who takes the babysitters up the moors for a riding now and again)

Must have been 11 odd

Didnt have another til i met yore mas, etc etc.

Glad we got that out of the way early.

HAHAHA, that film was on recently. I remember it was on the first time too.

Dudess · 23-08-2007 09:06PM

Well they're probably pretty but they're just so rough-looking, and eighties hair and make-up never made anyone look good.
The guy looks like Rik Mayall, but it's not him.

lemansky · 23-08-2007 09:08PM

12.......some movie on chanel four. It was fairly dodgy and cheap, no famous names so I can't remember. but there was a rather tasty scene with two lesbians so I felt happy and things progressed from there.

Tha Gopher · 23-08-2007 09:09PM

Giblet wrote:

HAHAHA, that film was on recently. I remember it was on the first time too.

LOL

During one of them locked "first time" chats two of my mates were shocked to find we all shared that one film as the dawn of a lifetime of fappage. That film has corrupted the children of Ireland more than their Eminems, 60 Cents, bang bang dancey drug music and that awful Manson chap combined.

lemansky wrote:

12.......some movie on chanel four. It was fairly dodgy and cheap, no famous names so I can't remember. but there was a rather tasty scene with two lesbians so I felt happy and things progressed from there.

Until we got skydigital i had this warped idea that lesbian sex was all women who looked like/wanted to be men.

God bless the Adult Channel freeview for bestowing one of lifes most beautiful sights drunk, good looking straight women doing a doublw adaptor job.

rain on · 23-08-2007 09:10PM

9. Another of those 'what in bejaysus am I at?' experiences.

Terry · 23-08-2007 09:10PM

11, I think.
That day changed my life forever.

Dudess · 23-08-2007 09:13PM

lemansky wrote:

12.......some movie on chanel four. It was fairly dodgy and cheap, no famous names so I can't remember. but there was a rather tasty scene with two lesbians so I felt happy and things progressed from there.

Was that during the days when Channel 4 used the "red triangle" symbol?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_triangle_%28Channel_4%29

admiralofthefleet wrote:

i was watching the cook, the thief, his wife and her lover on c4

Yeah, that'd do it.

Channel 4... again! Look what that filthy paragon of smut has done to all those who entered adolescence post Channel 4 launch!

qwertplaywert · 23-08-2007 09:14PM

Like a week before me 10th birthday-Was in the bath, pulling my skin in different places to examine was the pain the same in each, when I got to that special place......the day my bath tube lost its inocence-had to go online the next day to find out what I'd done!

admiralofthefleet · 23-08-2007 09:14PM

wrote:

The Bollox, I know that feeling.

thats not a pun, right?

Gaspode · 23-08-2007 09:16PM

Hey, there's no option in the poll for '****? Me? sure I'd never do that!'

Dudess · 23-08-2007 09:17PM

qwertplaywert wrote:

Like a week before me 10th birthday-Was in the bath, pulling my skin in different places to examine was the pain the same in each, when I got to that special place......the day my bath tube lost its inocence-had to go online the next day to find out what I'd done!

Online when you were 10?!! What age are you?

lemansky · 23-08-2007 09:17PM

Dudess wrote:

Was that during the days when Channel 4 used the "red triangle" symbol?

I have absolutely no idea tbh. If that was around 7 years ago or so it might well have had the red triangle! I didn't see the film from the beginning it was one of those "ooh I'm allowed to stay up late" nights, so I was flicking around (the channels;) ) and I just stumbled across the film. There was a bit of violence in it so I stuck with it and then the life changing scene arrived:D

Dudess · 23-08-2007 09:21PM

Oh so you're 19. Well then you weren't even born for the "red triangle" period on Channel 4. Dammit, why does Boards have to make me feel so old?!

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