Are short guys attractive?

Holmer · 16-08-2007 09:06PM

The String is 5' 7" but right enough is always surrounded by giants. Still a tenacious little fupper though.

Napoleon complex? Small man syndrome?

I'd ratger be Napoleon than

...Bono.

Pigman II · 16-08-2007 09:09PM

Earthhorse wrote:

At one stage they ran an experiment where they created numerous cardboard cutouts of the presenter; one his original height, another at 5'2", another at 5'5", then at 5'7", 6'0 and 6'2". Women were asked to place a sticker on the ones they found most attractive and they ended up exclusively on the two tallest models.

Inconclusive! It could just be that he was an goddamn ugly bastid and that since his face was blown up more the bigger pix the resolution suffered making his puglike features blurrier and more softened.

Terry · 16-08-2007 09:15PM

Holmer wrote:

The String is 5' 7" but right enough is always surrounded by giants. Still a tenacious little fupper though.

Napoleon complex? Small man syndrome?

I'd ratger be Napoleon than

...Bono.

Yay.
It's the Bono bandwagon again.

Everyone get on.

Earthhorse · 16-08-2007 09:21PM

Pigman II wrote:

Inconclusive! It could just be that he was an goddamn ugly bastid and that since his face was blown up more the bigger pix the resolution suffered making his puglike features blurrier and more softened.

He was an ugly bast*rd but the blow was done professionally so if anything the bigger pics would have highlighted his ugliness to the ladies.

Terry wrote:

When you're taller, you get the cleavage shot.

Also, when you're smaller women can keep an eye on you easier. Very hard to sneak a peak. You have to master the art of staring into the middle distance.

Pigman II · 16-08-2007 09:33PM

Earthhorse wrote:

He was an ugly bast*rd but the blow was done professionally so if anything the bigger pics would have highlighted his ugliness to the ladies.

Ok then the only other possible explaination is that the bulge in his pants was bigger in the larger cut-outs. Women can be very particular about the size of a mans wallet.

Holmer · 16-08-2007 09:42PM

Pigman II wrote:

Ok then the only other possible explaination is that the bulge in his pants was bigger in the larger cut-outs. Women can be very particular about the size of a mans wallet.

Agreed. Everyone on my basketball team says the same thing too.

Amazotheamazing · 16-08-2007 10:30PM

6 ft 4, chicks did the tallness, shorty.

Pighead · 16-08-2007 10:38PM

Amazotheamazing wrote:

6 ft 4, chicks did the tallness, shorty.

Chicks also dig lads who can string a sentence together properly. Frankenstein was a tall chap too, but you didn't see him beating the ladies off.

Moral of the story: You're tallness will not guarantee you sex. Pighead strongly advises you learn our language Amazotheamazing, if you plan on forming relationships with our beautiful women.

Amazotheamazing · 16-08-2007 10:47PM

Who says I want relationships? You can pull women with the verbals Pighead, I'll just rely on my good looks.

Crucifix · 16-08-2007 10:58PM

Pighead wrote:

Frankenstein was a tall chap too, but you didn't see him beating the ladies off.

I guess he gave off a gay vibe. I mean, he was chased by many a man who carried a torch for him.

Pigman II · 16-08-2007 11:01PM

Crucifix wrote:

I guess he gave off a gay vibe. I mean, he was chased by many a man who carried a torch for him.

That's true but let's not forget that he did get himself a bride. People said the two of them were so ideally matched that they must have been made for each other.

Holmer · 16-08-2007 11:04PM

Amazotheamazing wrote:

6 ft 4, chicks did the tallness, shorty.

Well, even Jaws off James Bond got a girl in the end, and he was as verbally dextrous as you are, so yeah you've got me there. But you can come around and sweep the cobwebs out of the high corners in my livin room if you like

GhostInTheRuins · 16-08-2007 11:38PM

I'm 5' 4" (May actually be 5' 3"

), a girl once told me the only reason she wouldn't go out with me was because she couldn't go out with anyone shorter than herself. Fuppin' bitch :mad:

Gauge · 17-08-2007 01:53AM

I don't have a problem with short guys unless they suffer from Angry Overcompensating Short Man Syndrome, which is unattractive in itself

Reku · 17-08-2007 08:04AM

D.T. Jesus wrote:

I'm 5' 4" (May actually be 5' 3" ), a girl once told me the only reason she wouldn't go out with me was because she couldn't go out with anyone shorter than herself. Fuppin' bitch :mad:

You're actually angry? Think of it this way, saved you dating someone so shallow.

Duckjob · 17-08-2007 09:24AM

I'm 5"9ish and I'd do me...

Gizzle · 17-08-2007 09:35AM

Amazotheamazing wrote:

Who says I want relationships? You can pull women with the verbals Pighead, I'll just rely on my good looks.

*cringe*

r3nu4l · 17-08-2007 09:49AM

Gauge wrote:

I don't have a problem with short guys unless they suffer from Angry Overcompensating Short Man Syndrome, which is unattractive in itself

On the other hand many exceedingly tall guys have a very arrogant approach to people, wrongly assuming that being tall makes you an authority on everything and makes you physically intimidating :rolleyes:

Thankfully I view my 5' 7" height as fine for me

I've never wished to be taller or smaller although a friend of mine in secondary school got the nickname "Titch" despite being slightly taller than me thanks to the fact that he went beserk anytime someone mentioned his short stature

My wife is about an inch taller than me...until she puts on high heels

If a woman is shallow enough to see height as an issue then that's her problem not mine or any shorter guy tbh.

Interestingly, most of the tall guys I know are intimidated by men a few inches taller than them and almost terrified of tall women. I've grown up with being short so am never intimidated by height...and I'm never cramped on long flights or train journeys

Are short guys attractive? Each to their own I suppose.

jester77 · 17-08-2007 09:56AM

Could you imagine being short and ginger :eek: You'd want to have done something awful in the previous lifetime!

6th · 17-08-2007 09:57AM

I'm 5'6" and Mrs. 6th is 5'3" ....... that said I am sure taller women are crazy about me because I'm a fuppin' roide!

6th · 17-08-2007 09:59AM

jester77 wrote:

Could you imagine being short and ginger :eek: You'd want to have done something awful in the previous lifetime!

My wife thinks Seth Green is VERY sexy and I can see it too.

jester77 · 17-08-2007 10:01AM

6th wrote:

My wife thinks Seth Green is VERY sexy and I can see it too.

He looks like an extra from Gremlins

Pigman II · 17-08-2007 10:05AM

jester77 wrote:

Could you imagine being short and ginger

You mean to be ginger-short-bred? Yes, that would be inconvenient.

michaelanthony · 17-08-2007 10:08AM

It doesn't matter as long as you have a big mickey.

6th · 17-08-2007 10:11AM

Seth Green is always entertaining:

Buffy
Italian Job
Without a Paddle
Austin Powers
.. and as the voice of Chris Griffin

Check out: http://www.celebheights.com/

princess-lala · 17-08-2007 11:11AM

i always kinda go for guys taller than me but im 5ft4 ish, its not about how tall they are!! its about personality and all that!!:D
now in saying that i wouldnt go for a guy who is like 4ft or anything

Gizzle · 17-08-2007 11:33AM

princess-lala wrote:

now in saying that i wouldnt go for a guy who is like 4ft or anything

He'd be eternally grateful if you did, you could sneak him into clubs for free in your handbag.

rubadub · 17-08-2007 11:45AM

I like tall girls, am 5'11'', one GF was around the same and taller in heels, didnt bother me, but I think it is because she it was the more unusual height. If I was 5foot and my GF was a normal height and bigger than me I wouldnt be impressed. Small lads usually end up with small GF's. I think it more odd when you have big & small couples, I always wonder what position they use, if in missionary the girl could be looking at the lads stomach! or vice versa for big girls, suppose some small lads enjoy a face full of tit.

Mrs_Doyle · 17-08-2007 11:49AM

I don't find short guys attractive in general, but there are exceptions.
For example, I am absolutely in love with Dermot O' Leary!

Jumpy · 17-08-2007 11:49AM

michaelanthony wrote:

It doesn't matter as long as you have a big mickey.

My mickey used to be huge, but after the dog tore it up when I was a kid, I got a much smaller donald duck to replace it. At least I didnt get goofy, I hate that damn dog.

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