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12-08-2007 9:07am

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Jesus Wept

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Post the punchline to your favourite joke.

Here's mine

'Do I know it? I fúcking wrote it!'

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#2 12-08-2007 1:14pm
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And the polar bear says "no it's wallpaper paste !"

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#3 12-08-2007 1:22pm
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"Oh? must be your feet so"

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#4 12-08-2007 3:07pm
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If i want your opinion i'll throw you a bone.

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#5 12-08-2007 3:53pm
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"but he makes his own sandwiches"

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#6 12-08-2007 4:45pm
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"The Aristocrats"!

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#7 12-08-2007 5:18pm
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"Mikey"

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#8 12-08-2007 7:21pm
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"You've sawn the wrong end off the shotgun."

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#9 12-08-2007 8:55pm
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Well y'see I was inside this fridge.....

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#10 12-08-2007 10:43pm
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Tie between "I'm an ex-tractor-fan" or "For my last wish I want half my head to be an orange".

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#11 13-08-2007 12:06am
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Hans that does dishes is as soft as Jervais with mild green hairy lip squid

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#12 13-08-2007 1:04am
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Roundtower2 wrote:

"The Aristocrats"!

verrraaaaaaaa nice.

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#13 13-08-2007 3:32am
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I was having a w@8K and I shot the dog

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#14 13-08-2007 4:13am
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"Dopey ****ed a penguin. Dopey ****ed a penguin. Dopey ****ed a penguin."

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#15 13-08-2007 5:27am
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Beause they deserve them.

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#16 13-08-2007 9:47am
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biko wrote:

"Dopey ****ed a penguin. Dopey ****ed a penguin. Dopey ****ed a penguin."

love that joke

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#17 13-08-2007 12:33pm
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Parsley wrote:

Tie between "I'm an ex-tractor-fan" or "For my last wish I want half my head to be an orange".

Those are two of the best ever jokes. Mine is:

"Go straight for the juggler."

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#18 13-08-2007 5:20pm
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A great thread.

Could we not request publication of some of the ones we don't know?

It's driving me nuts !

Oh God, that's another one, isn't it?

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#19 13-08-2007 7:06pm
Zapp Brannigan

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The-Rigger wrote:

Post the punchline to your favourite joke.

Here's mine

'Do I know it? I fúcking wrote it!'

I know that joke. It's the fancy restaurant pianist one yeah?

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#20 13-08-2007 7:53pm
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.... and they all lived happily ever after.

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#21 13-08-2007 7:59pm
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Read it? I married her sister.

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#22 14-08-2007 8:42am
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Zapp Brannigan wrote:

I know that joke. It's the fancy restaurant pianist one yeah?

lol yea.

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#23 14-08-2007 10:58am
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Amen...

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#24 14-08-2007 1:32pm
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rectum, nearly fckun killed him

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"a jazz chord to say I ruv you".

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#26 14-08-2007 7:35pm
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Lola123 wrote:

"a jazz chord to say I ruv you".

Classic one, that.

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#27 15-08-2007 6:14am
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Me no Understand, You Nissan Maindeala

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#28 16-08-2007 8:48am
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Everywhere I go I want people to say "look at that S car go!"

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#29 16-08-2007 12:15pm
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He's a wizard

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Homer Simpson: "I dont' apoligise, Im sorry thats just the way i am!!!!

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#31 16-08-2007 2:47pm
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because she had no arms

because she had no legs

because she had no friends

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