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Matt Holck · 13-08-2007 08:31PM

4 out of 5 dentists recommend
Tri dent Sugarless Gum
for their patients who chew gum

Capt'n Midnight · 13-08-2007 09:47PM

Strychnine is addictive.

kittenkiller · 13-08-2007 10:51PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Wimmins love the smell of teh fresh sweat

Yes.
Yes we do.

FACT

randylonghorn · 14-08-2007 02:39AM

The so-called "French tickler" was apparently invented by a Tibetan monk.

One wonders why ...

Black Swan · 14-08-2007 09:48AM

Texas longhorns get randy once a year.

Star Lord · 14-08-2007 10:02AM

Due to an confition that we call bluelagoonitis, CM gets randy once a second.

randylonghorn · 14-08-2007 10:02AM

Irish ones get randy once an hour!

Black Swan · 14-08-2007 10:05AM

Run Randy run!

randylonghorn · 14-08-2007 10:19AM

The most recorded orgasms in an hour by researchers at the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in Long Beach, CA, was 134 by one female and sixteen for a male.

Black Swan · 14-08-2007 10:43AM

And they didn't pay her overtime!

challengemaster · 14-08-2007 10:45AM

oh im sure she got satisfaction.. anyway:D

randylonghorn · 14-08-2007 10:50AM

According to recent surveys, the man is the most likely partner to be tied up during sex.

Oman · 15-08-2007 01:01PM

randylonghorn wrote:

According to recent surveys, the man is the most likely partner to be tied up during sex.

only randy could get that fact

15-08-2007 01:08PM

Women frequently orgasm while sitting on a bus waiting at traffic lights, that's why they sometimes smile at you when you walk past;)

challengemaster · 15-08-2007 01:10PM

what the!? how?!!??! what?!!? explain..

Jesus Wept · 15-08-2007 01:17PM

He is Clint Eastwood, women smile at him. No story here.

randylonghorn · 15-08-2007 06:37PM

Approx. three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to perform fellatio on themselves.

challengemaster wrote:

what the!? how?!!??! what?!!? explain..

(Vibration of old public transport buses in idling mode)

Oman · 16-08-2007 11:37AM

the leaving cert results were given out yesterday

17-08-2007 11:18PM

challengemaster wrote:

what the!? how?!!??! what?!!? explain..

Crappy old bus Diesel engine ticking over == serious vibration && bus chassis resonating at tick over && hard seats == happy female passingers

edit: RLH, yep yer beat me to it..

Capt'n Midnight · 17-08-2007 11:40PM

randylonghorn wrote:

Approx. three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to perform fellatio on themselves.

Obviously members of the Pa Dong tribe.

Even though they could bend further not many women can perform fellatio on themselves.

Capt'n Midnight · 17-08-2007 11:42PM

You can make a load of warm soggy fat look attractive by putting a nipple on it.

Capt'n Midnight · 18-08-2007 12:03AM

It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more than 3 kittens a day is an addict.

Oman · 19-08-2007 10:25PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more than 3 kittens a day is an addict.

cool

kittens dont have 9 lives. so dont throw one into the river they honestly dont live

poor mittens

Oman · 19-08-2007 10:29PM

kittens can use guns

unfortunately the gun backfired and killed poor mittens 2

Capt'n Midnight · 20-08-2007 12:04AM

007 renews his License to Kill at the local post office each year.

And it's tax deductable at the standard rate.

Oman · 20-08-2007 07:28PM

"What if everything you see is more than what you see– the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things."

Capt'n Midnight · 20-08-2007 07:42PM

The person next to you is not a warrior and the empty space is not a secret door to another world.

But the person next to them is a slaver from the 17 1/2th dimension and there is a quota to fill.

Oman · 21-08-2007 12:41PM

Oman is actually a country look

Oman · 24-08-2007 09:41AM

galway is the capital of ireland

mcauley · 24-08-2007 09:43AM

Today is payday (for me)

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