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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 Matt Holck
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    4 out of 5 dentists recommend
    Tri dent Sugarless Gum
    for their patients who chew gum


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,006 Capt'n Midnight
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    Strychnine is addictive.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 kittenkiller
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    Wimmins love the smell of teh fresh sweat
    Yes.
    Yes we do.

    FACT


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 randylonghorn
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    The so-called "French tickler" was apparently invented by a Tibetan monk.

    One wonders why ... :D


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,770 Black Swan
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    Texas longhorns get randy once a year.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 Star Lord
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    Due to an confition that we call bluelagoonitis, CM gets randy once a second.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 randylonghorn
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    Irish ones get randy once an hour! ;)


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,770 Black Swan
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    Run Randy run!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 randylonghorn
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    The most recorded orgasms in an hour by researchers at the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in Long Beach, CA, was 134 by one female and sixteen for a male.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,770 Black Swan
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    And they didn't pay her overtime!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 challengemaster
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    oh im sure she got satisfaction.. anyway:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 randylonghorn
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    According to recent surveys, the man is the most likely partner to be tied up during sex.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 Oman
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    According to recent surveys, the man is the most likely partner to be tied up during sex.
    only randy could get that fact


  • Posts: 31,828 [Deleted User]
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    Women frequently orgasm while sitting on a bus waiting at traffic lights, that's why they sometimes smile at you when you walk past;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 challengemaster
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    what the!? how?!!??! what?!!? explain..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 Jesus Wept
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    He is Clint Eastwood, women smile at him. No story here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 randylonghorn
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    Approx. three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to perform fellatio on themselves.


    what the!? how?!!??! what?!!? explain..
    (Vibration of old public transport buses in idling mode)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 Oman
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    the leaving cert results were given out yesterday


  • Posts: 31,828 [Deleted User]
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    what the!? how?!!??! what?!!? explain..
    Crappy old bus Diesel engine ticking over == serious vibration && bus chassis resonating at tick over && hard seats == happy female passingers :D

    edit: RLH, yep yer beat me to it..


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,006 Capt'n Midnight
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    Approx. three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to perform fellatio on themselves.
    Obviously members of the Pa Dong tribe.

    Even though they could bend further not many women can perform fellatio on themselves.


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,006 Capt'n Midnight
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    You can make a load of warm soggy fat look attractive by putting a nipple on it.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,006 Capt'n Midnight
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    Kittenhuffing.gif
    It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more than 3 kittens a day is an addict.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 Oman
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    Kittenhuffing.gif
    It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more than 3 kittens a day is an addict.
    cool

    kittens dont have 9 lives. so dont throw one into the river they honestly dont live
    grave2.jpg
    poor mittens


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 Oman
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    kittens can use guns
    killerpussy.jpg
    unfortunately the gun backfired and killed poor mittens 2


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,006 Capt'n Midnight
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    007 renews his License to Kill at the local post office each year.

    And it's tax deductable at the standard rate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 Oman
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    "What if everything you see is more than what you see– the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things."


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,006 Capt'n Midnight
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    The person next to you is not a warrior and the empty space is not a secret door to another world.

    But the person next to them is a slaver from the 17 1/2th dimension and there is a quota to fill.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 Oman
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    Oman is actually a country look


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 Oman
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    galway is the capital of ireland


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 mcauley
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    Today is payday (for me)


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