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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube Each cube is simultaneously a centre cube, an edge cube, and a corner cube, making the 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube more difficult than any other !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    torx_t6_screwdriver.jpg


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    daemon_hammer.jpg


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If the Earth was flat, the horizon would be a bit higher that it is now and it would be possible to see the east coast of usa from west coast of Ireland (with a good telescope!).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    thats not really useless.. :o


    anyway,

    [useless] im fúcking mad [/useless]


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Very useless because of the lensing effect of the atmosphere. The higher you go the thinner the air is. This means the atmosphere acts like a lens and light is diffracted upwards so you can't see beyond a few miles. This is why the the earth appears to be curved when in fact it's flat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    i've been away in lovely weather for 2 weeks and has just come back to p!ssing rain. Thats useless


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    I had a good hard sh!t today!!!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    It's rained every day since the Green Party came to power.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    the devil wears runners with a star on them and carry big red hammers. FACT


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    according to einstein hammers are heavier when hot
    according to charles it's more boyant so it's not heavier
    as you move the hammer it gets heavier
    but the higher you hold it the lighter it gets
    the lower you hold it the slower it ages


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    The more tired you are the more sleepy you feel...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Today all my clothes are black. But my tie has silvery bits on it too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    i like black


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    [SIZE=-1]The man that invented the Eveready battery gave away the company so that he could play with his model trains. As foolish as this may sound, it was the best decision that he ever made.[/SIZE]


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    The words "monkey poo" are an anagram for poo monkey which is a monkey made out of poo.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    The spellchecker I am using with firefox doesn't recognise the word poo.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Most CD ROM disks have at least one hole in them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    The words "monkey poo" are an anagram for poo monkey which is a monkey made out of poo.
    LOL:D . You the man Mr.Hankey

    In the 18 hundreds if you were caught commiting suicide but didn't succeed the punishment was death. Kinda a win-win suituation


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    inflammable can mean flammable


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    Matt Holck wrote:
    inflammable can mean flammable
    Ya i noticed that when i threw the cat into the fire. nobody told me the fire was flammable. poor mittens
    Before
    Kitten-Duck.jpg

    After
    2004122710050201.jpg


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Either

    Creation started on Sunday, October 23rd, 4004, beginning at sunset of the 22nd and Man was created by the Trinity on October 23, 4004 B.C., at nine o'clock in the morning. ( It's either Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) or Jerusalem time )

    OR

    The world was created on Sunday, September 12 (the equinox) 3928 BC and that man was created on Friday, September 17, 3928 BC, at nine a.m..

    OR

    Creation week was somewhere between October 18 and October 24 of 4004 B. C. with the creation of Adam on October 23, at approximately nine A.M., forty-fifth meridian time.

    OR

    3761 BC is the Jewish traditional date for the creation and those boyos are good with numbers.

    OR

    4304 BC

    Anyway it's between spring, 3899 BC and autumn 4305 BC.
    Except it might be 4456 BC
    or another date.

    FACT !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    In four separate instances between October 1987 and February 1988, small pink frogs rained down from the sky on to various parts of Great Britain. Scientists are still uncertain as to where these frogs originated, although some have traced them back to the Sahara desert.

    Ribbit!

    Mike.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Many diamonds aren't diamond shaped.

    The U2 spy plane can operate from an aircraft carrier.

    The U2 spy plane can have one wing buffeting because it's going through the sound barrier while the other is buffeting because it's going so slow it's stalling.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    The U2 spy plane is not sponsored by U2.

    Mike.


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My wife is watching Coronation street

    * me escapes to the study * ;)


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    One cannot comb the hair on a ball in a smooth manner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    It went zip when it moved, bop when it stopped and whir when it stood still


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Matt's posts confuse me!


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    These are not the droids you're looking for.


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