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Alternatives to "Yore Ma!" that hetero girls/gay men can use

  • 10-08-2007 08:33PM
    #1
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭


    There isn't much point in me using that particular "facility". And "Yore Da!" is a bit too obvious.


Comments

  • #2
    gilroyb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 595 ✭✭✭gilroyb


    I'm fairly sure anyone can use Yore Ma.

    Judging by the queue outside her door anyway.


  • #3
    Max_Damage
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Max_Damage


    You're father's wife.


  • #4
    Orange69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Orange69


    Yore atari jaguar


  • #5
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    gilroyb wrote:
    I'm fairly sure anyone can use Yore Ma.

    Judging by the queue outside her door anyway.
    Aw, damn me for not seeing that coming! :D


  • #6
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    gilroyb wrote:
    I'm fairly sure anyone can use Yore Ma.

    Judging by the queue outside her door anyway.

    :D:D


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  • #7
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Why would they need a different insult ?

    What about those that are homosexual girls and those that are bi ?


    Please Yore MA ! is universal as everyone of use was gestated inside a woman at one stage even if we didn't know her or she is now dead.


  • #8
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Yeah it's true. Shouldn't matter whether or not I'm into females. Although gay girls might fancy "Yore ma!" That's why I didn't include them.


  • #9
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Dudess wrote:
    Yeah it's true. Shouldn't matter whether or not I'm into females. Although gay girls might fancy "Yore ma!" That's why I didn't include them.

    Who wouldn't fancy YORE MA! She's durty. :p


  • #10
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    True, true.


  • #11
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    No, gilroyb took it and went for the lollage, and did quite well.

    Must try harder, The-Rigger.


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  • #12
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Your ma's your da, of course


  • #13
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Aw stovelid, I'm in way over my head now!


  • #14
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    Am I the only fool here who remembers this 80's skobie "classic"

    ... middle finger extended towards protagonist ... pause ... "here, smell yer Da!" :eek:

    Used in Donaghmede circa 1986 by various "dirtbirds".


  • #15
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,068 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Thaedydal wrote:
    Why would they need a different insult ?

    What about those that are homosexual girls and those that are bi ?


    Please Yore MA ! is universal as everyone of use was gestated inside a woman at one stage even if we didn't know her or she is now dead.
    Exactly.

    You wanted equality. Well here it is.

    When is that Straight white male aged 18-65 parade taking place?


  • #16
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Yore ma!


  • #17
    Slutmonkey57b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    Terry wrote:
    Exactly.

    You wanted equality. Well here it is.

    When is that Straight white male aged 18-65 parade taking place?

    Right through Yore Ma's bedroom, 50c a shot, no doubles.


  • #18
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,310 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    "How's your kid?"

    Works great on "macho" men who have lots of one night stands:D


  • #19
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Nay lad, that would just confuse them.

    Like calls from private numbers on Father's Day confused.


  • #20
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,904 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Dudess wrote:
    There isn't much point in me using that particular "facility". And "Yore Da!" is a bit too obvious.
    How about "Yore ma cheated on me!"?


  • #21
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Max_Damage wrote:
    You're father's wife.

    You're, as in 'you are'? You are father's wife? That makes no sense. Surely you meant to say; Your father's wife?


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  • #22
    hairyfairy00
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,023 ✭✭✭hairyfairy00


    I know a guy who insults people on a daily basis with this one, 'You were born out of your mother's arse cos her c*nt was to busy'. :p


  • #23
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,731 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Now WHY would anyone want an alternative to YORE MA !!! since she's perfectly alright at the moment :D


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