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Skangers fiddling with themselves

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  • #62
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    dodgyme wrote:
    Basically they are idiots. If they are so hard why do they incapacitate themselves by sticking there hands down below. All you need to do it smack one of them and they can do feck all with their hands down there. Shows you they are not really hard. If you are hard you need to have your hands in a position where you can use them to defend yourself. Just stare at them hard and long and they will push off esp if it is one on his own. i love doing this to the little cowards. Very funny watching them skerm into there little todger tracksuit bottom.

    You've just answered the whole question of this thread ! The hands are down there 'cause they're trying to make themselves hard ! :p

    We can all go home now ! ;)


  • #63
    missmatty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭missmatty


    Many moons ago, my female middle-aged horse of a French teacher used to give us written exercises to do in class to keep us busy. Then she would stand in a corner of the room, put her hand down her elasticated waistband of the skirt and proceed to have a good scratch. It didn't seem to occur to her that we might notice (she prob thought she was invisible like ppl in cars who pick their noses).

    I still find it hard to believe and I SAW it happen. Many times :eek:


  • #64
    dodgyme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭dodgyme


    missmatty wrote:
    Many moons ago, my female middle-aged horse of a French teacher used to give us written exercises to do in class to keep us busy. Then she would stand in a corner of the room, put her hand down her elasticated waistband of the skirt and proceed to have a good scratch. It didn't seem to occur to her that we might notice (she prob thought she was invisible like ppl in cars who pick their noses).

    I still find it hard to believe and I SAW it happen. Many times :eek:
    I had a french teacher that did that too. She was a whisp of a woman though. We called her scratch (you would guess that). Anyhow it must be something to do with french teachers. Perhaps all french teachers now look like skangers. Its a french thing and they go off home after and make beef bourgainone (can't spell Boeuf Bourguignon correctly so!)


  • #65
    Dev 17
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭Dev 17


    Another Skanger hating thread. I love these. As someone said earlier "Do they know that there the laughing stock of the nation?".

    If we call them skangers/knackers/scobes/chavs/skanks or whatever, what do they call us?

    I especially love all the different categories and names for Skangers.:D


  • #66
    cooperguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭cooperguy


    Dev 17 wrote:
    If we call them skangers/knackers/scobes/chavs/skanks or whatever, what do they call us?
    Norms


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  • #67
    Dublinstiofán
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,189 ✭✭✭Dublinstiofán


    They're makin sure that when they're balls do eventually drop that they catch them :D


  • #68
    Reku
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    Dev 17 wrote:
    Another Skanger hating thread. I love these. As someone said earlier "Do they know that there the laughing stock of the nation?".

    Skang-Aid
    It's Christmastime, there's you should to be afraid
    At Christmastime, we hide from light and we don our new shades
    And in our world of streetcorners, we can spread a good scowl
    Throw us your wallet at Christmastime

    But say a prayer, pray I won't get a gun
    At Christmastime it's hard, but when you're having fun
    There's a world outside your window, and it's our world of dread and fear
    Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears
    And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom
    Well tonight thank God we don't live near you

    And there won't be hash in Tallaght this Christmastime
    The greatest gift they'll get this year is life(Oooh)
    Where no-one ever goes Except those with little dough
    Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

    Here's to you, raise a knife, stab everyone
    Here's to them underneath that burning van
    Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

    Feed the skangers
    Feed the skangers
    Feed the skangers
    Let them know it's Christmastime again

    Feed the skangers
    Let them know it's Christmastime again

    We Are The World

    We Are The World




    Best get to work, someone else feel free to edit the words of the second half of Band-Aid...


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