Skangers fiddling with themselves

Peared · 07-08-2007 10:22PM #1

I had heard about this trend for want of a better word but thought it might have passed the Irish skanger by. But no, before my very eyeballs yesterday this young fella walked past with his hands, right up above the wrists, stuck down his trackie bottoms. Then later at the bus stop another young lad, in full view of myself, obligatory little old lady and a bunch of his mates, stood there RUMMAGING for a full 10 minutes. I have some questions.

For those of you in the know, are the hands actually going underneath the jocks?

If I walked down the street with my hands stuck up my skirt having a good oul fiddle, would I get away with it?

Is it supposed to mean something?

Do skangers know they are skangers?

Also possibly, should I just not look and mind my own business?

Exit · 07-08-2007 10:26PM

I've been wondering this too. It's such a bleedin bizarre 'trend' much like the mullets and the tracksuits tucked into the socks. What the hell is up with it?

Timmins · 07-08-2007 10:29PM

Its probably another failed attempt at the "hard" look they all seem to want to achieve. "**** you, i'll scratch my sack if i want to"

What is the world coming to..

constellation · 07-08-2007 10:36PM

Coz it's what them mofo gangstas do on MTV. A'ight.

Peace out.

Word.

littlejp · 07-08-2007 10:41PM

Peared wrote:

If I walked down the street with my hands stuck up my skirt having a good oul fiddle, would I get away with it?

I for one would applaud you for doing this.

It's all about not giving a sh1te what anyone thinks.

Hypnotoad · 07-08-2007 10:47PM

They've been doing this for a long time.

Deliverance · 07-08-2007 10:51PM

Hypnotoad wrote:

They've been doing this for a long time.

Crabs?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 07-08-2007 10:51PM

so long as your hand is outside the trouser area, grab away to your hearts content imo. Inside the trousers, pocket or otherwise.. that's a bit dodgy and best left to bedrooms, libraries or police stations

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV · 07-08-2007 10:51PM

constellation wrote:

Coz it's what them mofo gangstas do on MTV. A'ight.

Peace out.

Word.

that thing you did with your hands was str8 up gangsta yo

Red Hand · 07-08-2007 11:02PM

I propose giving them scratching sticks-lets genteelise the practise to make it acceptable. Rather like the way blowing your nose into a hanky is much more dignified than applying a diget to a nostril and expelling the contents of one's head on the ground at a busstop.

Deliverance · 07-08-2007 11:06PM

Mordeth wrote:

so long as your hand is outside the trouser area, grab away to your hearts content imo. Inside the trousers, pocket or otherwise.. that's a bit dodgy and best left to bedrooms, libraries or police stations

Christ, what's your experience of libraries?

Zebra3 · 07-08-2007 11:06PM

Peared wrote:

If I walked down the street with my hands stuck up my skirt having a good oul fiddle, would I get away with it?

If you're good looking...yes! :cool:

MooseJam · 07-08-2007 11:12PM

Peared wrote:

If I walked down the street with my hands stuck up my skirt having a good oul fiddle, would I get away with it?

If I walked down the street with my hands stuck up your skirt having a good oul fiddle would I get away with it ?

J.S. Pill · 07-08-2007 11:14PM

Deliverance wrote:

Crabs?

Bingo!

spurious · 07-08-2007 11:15PM

Try having a classroom full of them in front of you. Trouser rummagers.

I'm tempted to get a big tongs and a packet of baby wipes someday and distribute them before class starts.

stepbar · 07-08-2007 11:16PM

Probably trying to find their co*cks..........

Rhyme · 07-08-2007 11:21PM

Peared wrote:

Do skangers know they are skangers?

The ultimate question right there.

I hear if they realise what they are, they combust on the spot.

Anto McC · 07-08-2007 11:21PM

Peared wrote:

If I walked down the street with my hands stuck up my skirt having a good oul fiddle, would I get away with it?

So long as your not a bloke you will.

As someone who lived in town all my life, i can tell you this has been going on with teens around here as long as i remember. Was never into myself because my mother brought me up with a sense of respect and hygine.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 07-08-2007 11:23PM

you know the hand is the filthiest part of the human body typically? .. if you're worrieda bout hygeine you should be wearing gloves the whole time.. and changing them every half hour or so

Peared · 07-08-2007 11:24PM

MooseJam wrote:

If I walked down the street with my hands stuck up your skirt having a good oul fiddle would I get away with it ?

Love it

seriously though, what are they doing down there?

Is it squishing the goods? Or stroking? Or just scrunching it all up? Are they expecting to be kneed at any given moment?

I think I prefered when they thought it was "gay" to so much as stand too close to each other.

The_B_Man · 07-08-2007 11:25PM

meh, im havin a todge on me plodge here in work. nothin else to do!

Anto McC · 07-08-2007 11:27PM

Mordeth wrote:

you know the hand is the filthiest part of the human body typically? .. if you're worrieda bout hygeine you should be wearing gloves the whole time.. and changing them every half hour or so

Yeah but if you'll excuse the pun, it's a different ball game.

Whats worse is seeing them do it and then seeing them bite their nails or something!

constellation · 07-08-2007 11:31PM

Anto McC wrote:

Yeah but if you'll excuse the pun, it's a different ball game.

Whats worse is seeing them do it and then seeing them bite their nails or something!

Scratch and sniff.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 07-08-2007 11:34PM

wha, you expect your gf to suck and lick it but you won't do it yourself?

men, always with the double standards

5uspect · 07-08-2007 11:39PM

Maybe someone could start putting radioactive materials on the door handles of their favourite establishments and the little twats can sterilize themselves.

biko · 07-08-2007 11:41PM

Take the opportunity when they're kinda defenceless and give them an almighty kick, through hands and all, in the groin.

Anto McC · 07-08-2007 11:42PM

Mordeth wrote:

wha, you expect your gf to suck and lick it but you won't do it yourself?

Got it in one

men, always with the double standards

Serious question here for you Mordeth, Do you genuinly think it's ok for a man to play with his balls for ten minutes and then to clean his teeth with his fingernails? Do you honestly find nothing wrong with that?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 07-08-2007 11:43PM

it's not something I'd do myself, but only because I know how much my balls sweat. If I were blessed with a dryer scrotum, then yes.. maybe I would.

Anto McC · 07-08-2007 11:48PM

I never heard of a man whose balls don't sweat.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 07-08-2007 11:51PM

right, but most men don't have to walk around with seperate bounty sheets for each testicle stuffed into their underpants.

Nailz · 07-08-2007 11:51PM

Ehh, mine don't.

Skangers fiddling with themselves

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