best worst presant?

red_ice · 03-08-2007 03:03PM #1

Its a mates bday at the weekend and im lookin at getting him something crap.. Can anyone help me pick a presant?

like an ironing board cover or something useless like that :]

skywalker · 03-08-2007 03:08PM

A pair of mates did this to me & another mate at our joint 21st. They turned up with a pair of granny wheely trollies, filled with crap, everything from curtain rings, to a daniel o donnel cd, to a pineapple, i think there were furry handcuffs in there too. They bought the trollies on Moore st, & went around the shops looking for anything cheap n crap.

Have to say we loved the idea.

Anto McC · 03-08-2007 03:11PM

Get them an Allen key, then they'll think it's of something really cool but you can explain that, thats it.

Pherekydes · 03-08-2007 03:15PM

red_ice wrote:

Its a mates bday at the weekend and im lookin at getting him something crap.. Can anyone help me pick a presant?

like an ironing board cover or something useless like that :]

Get him a piece of cardboard with the word 'presant' on it in big letters.

Themainman · 03-08-2007 03:17PM

I got a car battery for my girlfriend, she was so not impressed until couple of days later car wouldnt start coming home from work in Dublin, co worker put in the new battery that was stowed in the boot........i knew by the sound of the starter that battery was f#cked, she apologiesd profusely when she wasnt stranded. (in the meantime i had managed to get a holiday booked)

Duggy747 · 03-08-2007 03:21PM

A used condom?

A run-of-the-mill Bic biro?

A Granny Nappy?

A flea collar for a mangey cat?

Whenever I didn't buy a present for someone I always made a birthday card out of taping 2 bar coasters together with writing on the inside.

Mushy · 03-08-2007 03:22PM

Good one I heard was getting someone a walking stick. Dont know was it actually done, but think the idea was there.

That granny bag sounds hilarious though.

AlmightyCushion · 03-08-2007 03:30PM

Get them a box of paper clips or something. Tell them Mc Guyver was meant to show up and turn it in to something really cool but he just rang and said he can't make it.

watna · 03-08-2007 03:34PM

Tongue scraper.... ftw!

Also Starring LeVar Burton · 03-08-2007 03:35PM

Firstly learn how to spell, you spelt present wrong twice.

As for the question, rent him a thomas the tank engine dvd from chartbusters/xtra-vision and tell him he has to drop it back in two days. Not only is it a sh*t dvd, but then he also has to go to the trouble of bringing it back.

chopperbyrne · 03-08-2007 03:35PM

I once got my mam a tin opener for Christmas.

I don't think there could be a worse present.

c - 13 · 03-08-2007 03:37PM

CaptainNegative wrote:

Firstly learn how to spell, you spealt present wrong twice.

Lollers.

A nice persentation box, nothing inside it. Just tell them since they already have everything you bought them a box to keep it all in.

BaZmO* · 03-08-2007 03:37PM

Get him a Spellchecker.

Sangre · 03-08-2007 03:39PM

The worst present I ever got was when I was 12 and my Uncle said he was going to stop visiting my bed at night....I get so lonely.

Pherekydes · 03-08-2007 03:39PM

CaptainNegative wrote:

Firstly learn how to spell, you spealt present wrong twice.

Also Starring LeVar Burton · 03-08-2007 03:42PM

c - 13 wrote:

Lollers.

Damn you... I've got a killer headache, give me a break. At least I didn't spell it wrong twice.

tallus · 03-08-2007 03:46PM

Wrap up an old telephone directory in fancy paper

red_ice · 03-08-2007 03:47PM

wow, a comment about my spelling.. i really care.. how about you two get a room and spoon

arseholes

Was thinking about getting him a box in a box in a box... and so on.

mcdonnst · 03-08-2007 03:49PM

Mushy wrote:

Good one I heard was getting someone a walking stick. Dont know was it actually done, but think the idea was there.

That granny bag sounds hilarious though.

A mate did this to his dad, he was not impressed, so much so the dad went out and bought a 32 lcd and surround sound system for his sister the next day! just to piss him off.

Hahaha

BaZmO* · 03-08-2007 04:01PM

red_ice wrote:

arseholes

Well done, you're learning.

red_ice · 03-08-2007 04:07PM

well in all fairness you are. How sad are you that you patrol these boards looking for peoples spelling mistakes haha. I pitty you, you must live such a meaningless life.

maybe we can start a forum for people like me with poor spelling to make random posts for you to comment on, im sure there are enough people here with a big enough heart and a pocket full of pitty they can throw your way just to make you feel important.

such a loser

red_ice · 03-08-2007 04:09PM

chopperbyrne wrote:

I once got my mam a tin opener for Christmas.

I don't think there could be a worse present.

i like it, easy to get my hands on too...

tallus wrote:

Wrap up an old telephone directory in fancy paper

another great onebit heavy tho... which might add to the surprise:D

nesf · 03-08-2007 04:10PM

Calm down children. Spelling nazism isn't welcome here and neither is abuse.

red_ice, write out present 50 times on the blackboard, CaptainNegative, put on the dunces hat and stand on a chair in the corner.

Also Starring LeVar Burton · 03-08-2007 04:27PM

nesf wrote:

Calm down children. Spelling nazism isn't welcome here and neither is abuse.

red_ice, write out present 50 times on the blackboard, CaptainNegative, put on the dunces hat and stand on a chair in the corner.

For how long?

BaZmO* · 03-08-2007 04:29PM

red_ice wrote:

well in all fairness you are. How sad are you that you patrol these boards looking for peoples spelling mistakes haha. I pitty you, you must live such a meaningless life.

maybe we can start a forum for people like me with poor spelling to make random posts for you to comment on, im sure there are enough people here with a big enough heart and a pocket full of pitty they can throw your way just to make you feel important.

such a loser

Ah bless!

I pitty me too.

Lighten up dude.