Flush the toilet after you!

Elessar · 03-08-2007 08:45AM #1

I am gobsmacked by the amount of grown men at my job who simply do not flush the toilet after themselves. I work in an office environment with professionals coming and going all day in a multibillion dollar company. Almost everytime I go in I have to do it myself.

What is wrong with these people? Are they expecting mammy to come in a flush it for them? It is absolutely disgusting.

And I'm sure I'm not the only one here to experience this.

Thomas_S_Hunterson · 03-08-2007 08:46AM

Eugh that's terrible, I've never had any problems where I work, apart from the odd skid-mark which i suppose is to be expected

Neo# · 03-08-2007 08:47AM

Nah its far too much effort:D

togster · 03-08-2007 08:49AM

Why do it when women do it for us??;)

rick_fantastic · 03-08-2007 08:49AM

ah the phantom sh1tter... every office has one.

FlutterinBantam · 03-08-2007 09:18AM

As a sociology student,I understand that the practice is a left over from eras when the male marked his territory by dumping on its perimeters.

it carries over into the office hierarchy.

I mean if the financial controller takes a thick prizewinning dump in the bog,he is going to leave it there in case some director comes across it and mutters"Jaysus I'm not messin with that guy,if he can drop a shít like that he's dangerous"

Then when he has pipebuster fermenting in the gut,he will adopt the same tactics.

It's all simple when you analyse it son.

_blank_ · 03-08-2007 09:32AM

I've just got a nice one brewing now actually.

I'll give it an hour, then pop in to the stalls.

I won't even wipe, just leave the log there in all it's glory.

AlmightyCushion · 03-08-2007 09:35AM

seansouth wrote:

I've just got a nice one brewing now actually.

I'll give it an hour, then pop in to the stalls.

I won't even wipe, just leave the log there in all it's glory.

Take a picture and send it in to ratemypoo.com.

mcauley · 03-08-2007 09:37AM

Far too much toilet talk on here these days.

I think to leave it there (intentionally) is one the most disgusting and lazy things you could ever do. Would you like to want into a cubicle and be greeted with a massive floating 'vessel'.

Its rank, seriously. Its one pull of handle / push of a button.

I was in the states earlier in the summer, most of their toilets are automatic flush. It eliminates this problem completely.

FlutterinBantam · 03-08-2007 09:37AM

May I suggest for max effect, use the "reverse iceberg theory", 9/10ths out of the water 1/10 in.

Just angle the ring so the first contact is with the pewter,and the gentle slide should let the growler achieve the desired configuration.

The Bollox · 03-08-2007 09:47AM

this thread is hilarious. it really made my morning

Thomas_S_Hunterson · 03-08-2007 09:48AM

FlutterinBantam wrote:

May I suggest for max effect, use the "reverse iceberg theory", 9/10ths out of the water 1/10 in.

Just angle the ring so the first contact is with the pewter,and the gentle slide should let the growler achieve the desired configuration.

The other way to acheive this is to fill the water with toilet paper first, and then it should just perch on top

The Bollox · 03-08-2007 09:51AM

do a South Park and take a dump in a urinal

_blank_ · 03-08-2007 09:53AM

Or even better, the sink.

blah · 03-08-2007 09:53AM

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down!

The Bollox · 03-08-2007 09:56AM

blah wrote:

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down!

I prefer: if it's brown flush it down, if it's yellow leave it for the next fellow

_blank_ · 03-08-2007 10:00AM

What?

Nothing worse than if you go into the cubicle, bursting for a shíte, and the water is yellow. You don't have time to flush, because you left it brewing for too long. The splash from the water :eek:

Bastards who leave the water yellow are worse than those who leave a log imo.

BrianD3 · 03-08-2007 10:02AM

Maybe they did flush? Sometimes after (or before) flushing a log can lurk "around the bend". Looks to be gone but reappears a while later.

The Bollox · 03-08-2007 10:03AM

BrianD3 wrote:

Maybe they did flush? Sometimes after (or before) flushing a log can lurk "around the bend". Looks to be gone but reappears a while later.

in the business, we call those 'sneaky bastards'

bugler · 03-08-2007 10:05AM

I also work in an office environment (Finance related), and I've seen things in the toilets that have made me gag. There are also people who stick their snots to the cubicle walls.

Still the company is on top of it all. They blame 'outsiders': couriers and other miscreants from the floors above and below us, who sneak in and drop their subversive excrement on our hallowed bowls. Funnily enough even numerous changes of the security code on the toilet door hasn't stopped them getting in - they must pick the lock

Reku · 03-08-2007 10:06AM

Some of the people in my place can't figure out the flush mechanism either. Just a slight nuisance to have to flush when you enter the cubicle though.

dulpit · 03-08-2007 10:09AM

Ye think it's bad having people leave "presents" in the office? Try having it at home... There's two lads who live upstairs, 1 of them apparently is afraid of the flusher or something...

When i find out who it is *shake fist in fury*

Also, on the whole topic, as Billy Connolly says

There is nothing worse than going into a toilet, locking the door, turning around and finding that there's a wee jobbie there, somebody elses...

(Bizarrely i just listened to a sketch with that in it, not 20 minutes ago...)

MarkR · 03-08-2007 10:17AM

Or wet seats when you need to lay a yard of cable. Hate that.

seamus · 03-08-2007 10:21AM

I never noticed it as a massive problem in my place, but they felt the need to put a sign on every cubicle door saying, "Please flush the toilet before you leave, and do not leave toilet paper lying on the floor", so someone seemed to think it was a problem.

FlutterinBantam · 03-08-2007 10:22AM

Those American Shítters with the water trough up so high the nads are immersed are awkward.

I went into one in Milwaukee once,and there was this growler like a burst tractor tyre gently bobbing just under the rim.

Why the fook do they need so much water???

bugler · 03-08-2007 10:25AM

...are you sure the toilet wasn't just blocked?

FlutterinBantam · 03-08-2007 10:31AM

Well this one could have been with the girth of "Meatloafs Daughter" floating in its depths,but generally the North American privvy tends to have much more visible water and higher up the pan.

When you go for a tonkeroo it can be like a holt of otters jumping into a river .

Splash back is very common with an unrestrained exit.

Duggy747 · 03-08-2007 10:39AM

FlutterinBantam wrote:

Those American Shítters with the water trough up so high the nads are immersed are awkward.

I went into one in Milwaukee once,and there was this growler like a burst tractor tyre gently bobbing just under the rim.

Why the fook do they need so much water???

Yea, all those American toilets are headwrecking. When I was in New York for 2 weeks everytime I went for a shíte I always had to grab me balls to stop them from getting soaked!

I've never had a problem with anyone not flushing the loo here at work but someone has seriously got a bad case of the green apple splatters, the rim of one toilet is destroyed!! Like rust on a saucepan!

mcauley · 03-08-2007 10:39AM

The high water level in american toilets is something I couldnt really understand myself.

The thing that actually makes me laugh is the amount of names/phrases/slang words that people use for have a sh1t (even just in this thread!). There are hundreds of em!!!

MarkR · 03-08-2007 10:43AM

mcauley wrote:

The high water level in american toilets is something I couldnt really understand myself.

The thing that actually makes me laugh is the amount of names/phrases/slang words that people use for have a sh1t (even just in this thread!). There are hundreds of em!!!

Just for you...

Got a cake in the oven
Gotta drop the kids off at the pool
Paying homage to the porcelain gods
Floating a log
Dropping a doo
Peeling paint
Hershey squirt
*sounded racist*
*as above*
*ditto*
Laying cable
Choking a grogan
“Honey, I think it’s time”
Laying pipe
Out of body experience
Going to get “slim, fast”
Fumigating the head
Baking chocolate muffins
Going “choco-potty”
Pitting the porcelain
Going to Lamaze
Pushing the fecal-envelope
Sending the U.S.S. Constipation on her maiden voyage
Doing the nasty
Having a stinkie
Pinching a loaf
Releasing a chocolate prisoner
Taking a growl
Recycling the Taco Bell
Tell HAL to open the pod bay doors
Do a core dump
Dump some code
Spankin’ a frank
Write a letter to the Pope
Call the governor
Launch a missile
Brush up on my Polish
Leave some used food
Send a car of ore down the shaft
Empty the poop shute
Feed the trolls
Chokin’ a stoagie

FlutterinBantam · 03-08-2007 10:51AM

The flushing characteristics seem different too.

When you drop a particularly strung out Brad into the bowl and flush,the whole

contents seems to suddeny surge up and threatens the rim,then she subsides

and reluctantly and slowly exits the premises.

Very offputting for the first few Brads.

Flush the toilet after you!

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