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Question to all you hetero guys - would you switch sides?

  • 28-07-2007 02:36AM
    #1
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭


    Your plane has crashed on a deserted island, theres 200 survivors but they are all men, there is no chance of you ever escaping or being rescued, would you stay celibate for the rest of your life or would you sample the sausage ?

    Would you sample the sausage 128 votes

    yes - bring it on
    0% 0 votes
    no way dude
    17% 22 votes
    atari jaguar
    82% 106 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Circle jerk ftw. :D


  • #3
    andrew
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,371 Mod ✭✭✭✭andrew


    only if there was nothing else to eat and i was starving


  • #4
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Self loving ftw.


  • #5
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,102 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Ehh no- not at all. I can't imagine anything making me want to do that.


  • #6
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    I'd go gay.
    **** it. What have I got to lose?
    Getting head from a man is probably as good as getting it from a woman. Just close your eyes and picture Tanya Donelly.


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Terry wrote:
    I'd go gay.
    **** it. What have I got to lose?
    Getting head from a man is probably as good as getting it from a woman. Just close your eyes and picture Tanya Donelly.


    Imagine the beard rash *shudder*


  • #8
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    I voted Atari Jaguar. I'm jaguasexual, and nothing's tempting me out of it.


  • #9
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    MooseJam wrote:
    Your plane has crashed on a deserted island, theres 200 survivors but they are all men...


    The implication in this statement is that there are non-survivors and presumably some of these are female, so...


  • #10
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Are there any monkeys on this island?


  • #11
    AngryBadger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    Depeche_Mode wrote:
    Are there any monkeys on this island?

    Monkeys FTW!


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  • #12
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Only if Johnny Depp was one of the other 199! and I wuz desperate...(he might have a boat).

    Mike.


  • #13
    Anto McC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Anto McC


    Self hand shandys all the way.


  • #14
    J.S. Pill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭J.S. Pill


    Only if there was some guy there called Tanya who acts like a prison bitch and squats when he goes to the toilet


  • #15
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Why would you turn gay? You don't become gay just cos you'll never shag a woman again.


  • #16
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,418 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Slow coach wrote:
    The implication in this statement is that there are non-survivors and presumably some of these are female, so...

    Necrophilia FTW


  • #17
    J.S. Pill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭J.S. Pill


    Canis Lupus wrote:
    Why would you turn gay? You don't become gay just cos you'll never shag a woman again.

    Clearly you haven't seen 'Midnight Express'


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,135 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This thread is just wrong


  • #19
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    zaph wrote:
    Necrophilia FTW

    Crack open a cold one.


  • #20
    stepbar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    This is a bit of a retarded thread.


  • #21
    lemansky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 970 ✭✭✭lemansky


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    Crack open a cold one.
    :D Must remember that one AC!Have a pint on me over at the bar.


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  • #22
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    lemansky wrote:
    :D Must remember that one AC!Have a pint on me over at the bar.

    Cheers man.


  • #23
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    Slow coach wrote:
    The implication in this statement is that there are non-survivors and presumably some of these are female, so...

    well that wouldn't last long, unless you like stinky love, then you are back to the original question


  • #24
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    MooseJam wrote:
    well that wouldn't last long, unless you like stinky love, then you are back to the original question


    I think some people confuse sex with love.


  • #25
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Yes. Human sex >>> Celibacy or masturbation for the rest of life.

    Lol @ all the liars in the poll.


  • #26
    scruff321
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 729 ✭✭✭scruff321


    andrew wrote:
    only if there was nothing else to eat and i was starving

    classic!
    well ur only gay if ur takin it,ask any lifer in prison


  • #27
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    scruff321 wrote:
    classic!
    well ur only gay if ur takin it,ask any lifer in prison
    I'll request, once again, that you not use txt spk on this forum.


  • #28
    James Forde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭James Forde


    Maybe if there were Chicks with dicks....does that count :D


  • #29
    monkey tennis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 583 ✭✭✭monkey tennis


    Terry wrote:
    I'll request, once again, that you not use txt spk on this forum.

    Any chance of a rule against criminal misuse of apostrophes?


  • #30
    nervous_twitch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭nervous_twitch


    where are the apostrophes? ;)


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  • #31
    monkey tennis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 583 ✭✭✭monkey tennis


    nervous_twitch wrote:
    where are the apostrophes? ;)

    Didn't you read the title of the thread?


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