ties

Duggy747 · 29-06-2007 04:31PM

The Scientist wrote:

I like ties, they make me look devilshy handsome the rare times i throw on me suit. (Graduations, interviews etc..)

I hear that Renegade! Though it has to be a single colour for me like black or a nice darkish colour of blue. Can't stand multi-coloured ones myself. Back when I had long hair I could slick it back and look like some bad guy on some shìtty TV3 movie.

AlmightyCushion · 29-06-2007 04:33PM

Duggy747 wrote:

I hear that Renegade! Though it has to be a single colour for me like black or a nice darkish colour of blue. Can't stand multi-coloured ones myself. Back when I had long hair I could slick it back and look like some bad guy on some shìtty TV3 movie.

Conformist

Duggy747 · 29-06-2007 04:37PM

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Conformist

Hey man, I'm keeping it real. I see the world for what it truly is; a downward spiral or depression which we must overcome with the stepladder of pain & anger along with....................ah, fúck it! Gimme a skyscraper to hug!

AlmightyCushion · 29-06-2007 04:40PM

Duggy747 wrote:

Hey man, I'm keeping it real. I see the world for what it truly is; a downward spiral or depression which we must overcome with the stepladder of pain & anger along with....................ah, fúck it! Gimme a skyscraper to hug!

Yeah that's the spirit. I kinda like the whole tie thing. It makes me look all important when I'm walking doen the street even though I'm just a code-monkey.

Duggy747 · 29-06-2007 04:44PM

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Yeah that's the spirit. I kinda like the whole tie thing. It makes me look all important when I'm walking doen the street even though I'm just a code-monkey.

Plus it gives you the right to push people out of your way and shout:

"OUTTA MY WAY, PEASANT!!"

Orange69 · 29-06-2007 04:47PM

cold_filter wrote:

and then seen a guy in a tracksuit....

Did it have an "ass word"?

magpie · 29-06-2007 05:11PM

The fact that the humble tie is being discarded by office drones in their hundreds to opt for the "I'm at work but I'm still casual" look last rocked by London City Brokers in the 80s while off duty in wine bars is sufficient to make me want to wear ties all the time, in work or not. Especially those cool knitted 60s square bottom ones. The kind of punters who have ditched their ties would only be wearing a) incredibly garish b) pink c) cartoon-character based or d) sh*te ties anyway, so no loss to anyone.

Jigsaw · 29-06-2007 05:13PM

I like wearing a tie.

I don't think I'll ever tie-re of them

senordingdong · 29-06-2007 05:16PM

Depends on the rest of the ensemble tbh...

Zillah · 29-06-2007 09:19PM

Ishmael wrote:

They hide the buttons on my shirts and close off the top part of the shirt without having to choke myself closing the top button.

Have you considered getting shirts that fit you?

Nehpets · 30-06-2007 01:03AM

I like ties. Poll anyone?

30-06-2007 01:14AM

Back in Victorian days was the tie a decorated cod piece? It just got elevated? Oops!

FunkZ · 30-06-2007 02:08AM

I hate ties. I hated wearing them in school, they felt too restrictive.

I probably only hated them because they were on the school dress code though!

FunkZ · 30-06-2007 02:10AM

Nehpets wrote:

I like ties. Poll anyone?

Sounds good, get a poll going.

admiralofthefleet · 30-06-2007 02:12AM

i wear a tie every day exept saturday, its an essential part of being business-like

randylonghorn · 30-06-2007 02:38AM

Can't stand the farking things ... make me feel as if I'm choking! I was probably hung in a previous life!

Haven't worn one in years, thankfully don't work in an area where anyone cares much usually.

Mind you, went to a conference abroad last year with the boss, and when we got there she suggested it would be a good idea if I wore a tie the next day. I pointed out I didn't possess one, so I was dragged out shopping! :rolleyes:

We were to meet for breakfast before it started the next morning, so for mischief I wore the tie all right ... as a belt! She gave me one dirty look and said "All right! You win! DON'T wear the f-ing thing then!"

I haven't heard a word on the subject since! \o/

EDIT: I suppose you could say she was fit to be tied!

Mahatma coat · 30-06-2007 02:51AM

I like ties, but then I like uniforms, very handy in the mornins, when I was workin more as a salesman I wore a suitandtie, but that was sellin things like Cars/Tellys/computers/Telephones (not all at the same time like - tho with some modern cars ya probably could).

Now I work in a timberyard so the tie is a bit out of place with the orange safety shirt.

Dave! · 30-06-2007 12:34PM

I have no strong feelings whatsoever towards ties.

4Xcut · 30-06-2007 01:01PM

thebaz wrote:

One of humainities most useless inventions , finally seams to be exiting from public life -- the tie .
Ever since school i've hated wearing ties, and respect Tony Gregory for his similar attitude to this symbol of correct and civilised society.
Nowadays , most top businessmen don't bother with them, and if you go out to fancy do's they are no longer a requirement .
Out of curiosity would you still wear a tie to an important interview ??

AAAGGGHH, FIGHT THE POWER.

*scuttles off tho the central bank to write bad poetry and fight the establishment with emo friends*

Its just a tie, it finishes an outfit properly. I don't know where you work or what fancy events you go to but in all of those situations i have seen no-one without a tie.

p to the e · 30-06-2007 04:48PM

Mahatma coat wrote:

I like ties, but then I like uniforms.

looks like it's a "tie" for your affection

Dave! · 30-06-2007 05:20PM

p to the e wrote:

looks like it's a "tie" for your affection

Kill yourself.

ejmaztec · 30-06-2007 09:54PM

I only wear a tie.

p to the e · 02-07-2007 03:42PM

DaveMcG wrote:

Kill yourself.

i wish i could but i'm a bit tie-d up at the moment. when i'm done i swear i'll give it a tie, i mean try!

judas101 · 02-07-2007 03:44PM

some of the people here obvoiusly have too much tie-me on their hands

AlmightyCushion · 02-07-2007 03:57PM

ejmaztec wrote:

I only wear a tie.

I'm only wearing a smile.

_feedback_ · 02-07-2007 05:22PM

I wear one for work, don't mind it. Think they're a good addition to most peoples appearance. But only in the workplace of course. I'd never wear one on a night out on the 'ti - les' or anything like that!

Don1 · 02-07-2007 05:39PM

You have to wear them. What would you tie around your head while locked at an after-work social while making a complete plank of yourself in front of the bosses?! :eek:

Collie D · 02-07-2007 07:12PM

Ties ftw. I like wearing them. Although just been promoted recently and have now been told that I have to wear them so have already received two talking-downs for wearing jeans and t-shirt even though I knew I'd be arsing about in the stockroom and getting filthy on those two days.

ejmaztec · 02-07-2007 08:58PM

Of course, there are ties and then there are ties. Do they still sell those seedy looking wide ones with an embroidered naked lady on them? I often wondered about wearing one to an interview, or at least on the first day of a new job - just to set the tone to a professional level.

Steve_o · 03-07-2007 09:56AM

judas101 wrote:

some of the people here obvoiusly have too much tie-me on their hands

Oh dear....i'm getting seriously tie-rd of these jokes..........or am I???:D

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