last meal?

bolliwoodi · 19-06-2007 02:23AM #1

Ok your on Death row-And your times up

What would your last meal be before getting executed?You can have ANYTHING

Mine would have to be Garlic chicken with LOTS of spuds- and for dessert Carrot Cake (mmmmmmmmmmmm)

Got the idea of a last meal from "Life of David Gayle"

so............What would your last meal be?

You can have ANYTHING

Rabies · 19-06-2007 02:24AM

Cyanide.

Get the job done before they do.

bolliwoodi · 19-06-2007 02:25AM

Rabies wrote:

Cyanide.

Get the job done before they do.

19-06-2007 02:25AM

A couple of those pills Batman used to keep on his belt. They cured/prevented everything, even death row!

Seriously though, wouldn't you rather have a ****?

latenia · 19-06-2007 02:26AM

Garlic cheese fries, chicken shawarma, Big Mac, steak and kidney pie, topic bar for dessert.

bolliwoodi · 19-06-2007 02:28AM

ciaranfo wrote:

Seriously though, wouldn't you rather have a ****?

being a woman i am missing a vital organ for that

challengemaster · 19-06-2007 02:30AM

you can still masturbate... if you're good enough, WHILST EATING!!!!

i wouldnt be there in the first place.. but.. hmm.. bleh need moar tiem to think about it.

Ruu_Old · 19-06-2007 02:33AM

Tea and toast, not fussy.

monkeyfudge · 19-06-2007 02:35AM

bolliwoodi wrote:

being a woman i am missing a vital organ for that

You do have a clitoris though, right?

Whatever meal I had I'd want it to have 12 billion courses so it would take good many years to finish it.

Actually speaking of the clitoris, could cunnilingus count as a last meal? Preferably with Monica Belluci.

R0ot · 19-06-2007 02:57AM

28lb Steak, Side order of freshly cut and deep fried chips, mushrooms, gravy, onion rings, sauted (sp?) onions and a 2 pint mug of Iron Bru!

Crumble Froo · 19-06-2007 03:02AM

the spuds i got in the gaeltacht! they were to die for!!!!!

and mebbe some rashers and sausages, seeing as im a veggie now, and theyre the only things that test my resolve....

Sam Vimes · 19-06-2007 04:05AM

a "machine gun and prison keys" cake

Dave! · 19-06-2007 06:53AM

Huge chunk of steak, well done
Lots of chips
PEPPER SAUCE!!!!!!!!

Oh god I'm going to orgasm........

Rabies · 19-06-2007 06:58AM

DaveMcG wrote:

Oh god I'm going to orgasm........

Possibly a last meal for a woman on death row.

Dave! · 19-06-2007 07:04AM

hawt.

spacecoyote · 19-06-2007 07:30AM

I would ask to eat the executioner...you're going to die anyway, might as well give human meat a try

Archeron · 19-06-2007 08:16AM

Banana sandwiches on fresh brennans bread and a big glass of strawberry milk.

Tar.Aldarion · 19-06-2007 08:33AM

Potato.

Wossack · 19-06-2007 09:04AM

Michael Flatleys feet spit-roasted over Paris Hiltons flaming corpse - takin one for the team here, remember me!

Binomate · 19-06-2007 09:35AM

In before "Yore Ma".

AlmightyCushion · 19-06-2007 09:39AM

Dynamite. I always wanted to go out with a bang.

Dooom · 19-06-2007 09:42AM

Yore Ma..

Dublin1983 · 19-06-2007 09:45AM

Some Snatch

biko · 19-06-2007 09:48AM

DaveMcG wrote:

Huge chunk of steak, well done
Lots of chips
PEPPER SAUCE!!!!!!!!

Like this but with new potatoes instead
Ice cream for dessert

Duggy747 · 19-06-2007 09:50AM

Give Heroin an ol' go, get right off my masher. Along with some vicious food like Indian Curry washed down with Guinness..................give 'em a right mess to clean up after me.

Though I would settle with a meal of eating Jennifer Connolly out :cool:

AlmightyCushion · 19-06-2007 09:54AM

Duggy747 wrote:

Give Heroin an ol' go, get right off my masher. Along with some vicious food like Indian Curry washed down with Guinness..................give 'em a right mess to clean up after me.

Though I would settle with a meal of eating Jennifer Connolly out :cool:

I always thought she was kinda wierd looking. Freakishly hairy eyebrows as well.

Duggy747 · 19-06-2007 09:59AM

AlmightyCushion wrote:

I always thought she was kinda wierd looking. Freakishly hairy eyebrows as well.

Nah man, shes gorgeous. Better than Paris Hilton which I can't understand how some lads fancy her. Actually, I'd request to meet my "hero" Paris as last wish and when we meet I'll leap at her and kill her with my handcuffs. At least I'll die a martyr.

70s · 19-06-2007 09:59AM

Anything from Franzini O'Briens in Trim

digitally-yours · 19-06-2007 09:59AM

Why waste food when i know i will be dead

I would like to donate that food to some homeless child that will give me some satisfaction.

Its easy to die when you have nothing in ur stomach i believe.:D I havent tried this but i think its correct.

xzanti · 19-06-2007 10:10AM

Chicken in white wine and mushroom sauce from Marios, with a big pile of chips and extra white wine sauce to pour over the chips... And big frosty bottle of chardonay... or 2... Mmmmmmm

Sparky · 19-06-2007 10:22AM

Steak with wine sauce and mushrooms, with chunky chips.

Yummeh

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