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Sopranos, what's your favourite Paulie joke?

  • 12-06-2007 08:52PM
    #1
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭


    Well?

    Mine. For its pure crudity, and because I can remember it from last week:

    What did the blind man say when he passed the fish shop?

    Evening, ladies!

    :D


Comments

  • #2
    darkskol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭darkskol


    :eek: :eek: :eek:
    LOL


  • #3
    BobbyD10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭BobbyD10


    paulie asks sil, "you remember your first blowjob?"
    sil says "yeah"
    paulie says " so, how long did it take the guy to cum?"


  • #4
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    That's a good un. :D


  • #5
    littlejp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 715 ✭✭✭littlejp


    You hear that T? I said "how long did it take the guy to cum?"

    Paulie should get his own spin-off where he retires to an elderly community in Florida and organises illegal, high-stakes bingo games etc.


  • #6
    shane86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭shane86


    nipplenuts wrote:
    Well?

    Mine. For its pure crudity, and because I can remember it from last week:

    What did the blind man say when he passed the fish shop?

    Evening, ladies!

    :D

    Junior told that one. And he might have robbed it from the intro of an Afroman song :D

    As for Paulie, when he was describing the state of his arms as being withered like an old ladys .....

    Im in work, so Ill stop there :D


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  • #7
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    shane86 wrote:
    Junior told that one. And he might have robbed it from the intro of an Afroman song :D

    As for Paulie, when he was describing the state of his arms as being withered like an old ladys .....

    Im in work, so Ill stop there :D

    Amazingly, the joke precedes afroman :p


  • #8
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 98,142 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: She's so fat, she goes campin', the bears have to hide their food.

    Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: So what was the story with Princess Di? Did the Queen have her whacked?

    Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You're late!
    Ralph Cifaretto: Well, at least I can always be on time tomorrow, but you'll be stupid forever.


  • #9
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    shane86 wrote:
    Junior told that one. And he might have robbed it from the intro of an Afroman song :D

    As for Paulie, when he was describing the state of his arms as being withered like an old ladys .....

    Im in work, so Ill stop there :D

    Nuts, you're right

    \slinks away


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