Unfortunate names

Mr. Presentable · 29-05-2007 01:53PM #1

List them, but they must be real. No "Seymour Butts" etc, unless you can linky the real person.

My offering:

Ima Hogg

http://www.houstonhistory.com/ghoustonians/history8ff.htm

muletide · 29-05-2007 01:55PM

Michael Hough - Went to school with a guy with that name but he is not famous enough so here is another guy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Hough

Michael Hunt - dont know him but still unfortunate

www.michaelhunt.com

Numina · 29-05-2007 02:06PM

I s*** you not, i was watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer and as the credits rolled i spotted one "Gaylord Wanker"

cson · 29-05-2007 02:07PM

nipplenuts wrote:

List them, but they must be real. No "Seymour Butts" etc, unless you can linky the real person.

My offering:

Ima Hogg

http://www.houstonhistory.com/ghoustonians/history8ff.htm

I'd have thought 'nipplenuts' was pretty unfortunate for your parents to call you but hey...:D

patrickolee · 29-05-2007 02:07PM

Have a cousin called Michael Hunt and uses 'Mike' as his first name!

robinph · 29-05-2007 02:09PM

Used to work with a John Thomas years ago on a part time summer job.

Saint_Mel · 29-05-2007 02:09PM

I remember reading in a newspaper years ago about a
young lad christened Drew Peacock.

Apparently the parents only twigged after googling the name!

Pherekydes · 29-05-2007 02:12PM

Autumn Fogg.

Number 2 in the middle of the top row:

Here

Mr. Presentable · 29-05-2007 02:15PM

cson wrote:

I'd have thought 'nipplenuts' was pretty unfortunate for your parents to call you but hey...:D

The Bast*rds!

At least you know how it's pronounced, "cson"

cson · 29-05-2007 02:17PM

nipplenuts wrote:

At least you know how it's pronounced, "cson"

Adds to the general sense of mystery about me.....

humanji · 29-05-2007 02:17PM

I knew a guy called Russel McGee. Then there was the one posted here last week, I think. A Dr Nicholas Burns-Cock. And he was a urologist!

skywalker · 29-05-2007 02:20PM

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/Willie_Stroker.jpg

:eek:

c - 13 · 29-05-2007 02:21PM

Numina wrote:

I s*** you not, i was watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer and as the credits rolled i spotted one "Gaylord Wanker"

Theres a Gaylord Wanker at the top if this list from IMDB, not in buffy though
http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=Gaylord+Wanker

Miss Fluff · 29-05-2007 02:23PM

Ulick McGee

grumpytrousers · 29-05-2007 02:24PM

worked with a lass in london whos surname was 'Haughney'; me being

a) Irish and
b) Polite

would always make a point of enunciating the 'gh' in the middle of it to make it sound like the way we'd have pronounced 'Haughey', though obv with an 'n' sound in there also

Of course my colleagues, and the girl herself didn't, and it always just ended up that she sounded 'Horny'

How we laughed...

Mr. Presentable · 29-05-2007 02:24PM

Miss Fluff wrote:

Ulick McGee

Buy me a drink and I'll consider it.

If it's a real name, where's the linky?

Zambia · 29-05-2007 02:26PM

Elastic Banda

No **** ,,, Banda being a very common african Surname

AlmightyCushion · 29-05-2007 02:30PM

A guy who went to my school was called dermot mc dermot. Never met the guy but he was always being called out on the intercom.

Dr. Seuss · 29-05-2007 02:32PM

robinph wrote:

Used to work with a John Thomas years ago on a part time summer job.

And? That's just a normal name. Read the topic title.

grumpytrousers · 29-05-2007 02:35PM

AlmightyCushion wrote:

A guy who went to my school was called dermot mc dermot. Never met the guy but he was always being called out on the intercom.

yup - i've a neighbour with that name as well...personally i blame the parents; that's just silly

burnedfaceman · 29-05-2007 02:36PM

i knew a brian o brien and the father of english soccer players phil and gary neville is called neville neville

Slaanesh · 29-05-2007 02:40PM

I had a bit of an issue with piles (sp?) when I was in Australia and had to get a rather large one lanced.

Funnily enough, the doctors name was:

Dr. Rick Alterator - (He sure did).

Miss Fluff · 29-05-2007 02:42PM

nipplenuts wrote:

If it's a real name, where's the linky?

http://www.ratemyteachers.ie/schools/ireland/dublin_6/alexandra_college/ulick__mcgee

Spud83 · 29-05-2007 02:43PM

I once had a lecture called Patricia Magee. For anyone stupid enough shorten the first name.

zuutroy · 29-05-2007 02:44PM

There was a Conor O'Connor in my school. There's also many an 'Annette Curtain' floating around

RVD420 · 29-05-2007 02:47PM

There was a guy I used to work with called "Bent Kristensen". He had just moved over to Dublin from one of the Nordic countries. People would laugh whenever dealing with him. For a while he was thinking he was big man on campus, but he sang a different tune when he found out what his name means over here! ...from that day forward he wisely dropped the T at the end of his name!