Whats the longest you have gone without sex??

28-05-2007 11:37AM

NZdubstar wrote:

Oh and I'm not including hookers, they don't count.

They always count and EWWWW by the way!

Someone should prob change title of thread to since when you first lost your virginity

or maybe not anyway

this thread is funny!

watna · 28-05-2007 11:49AM

Since I became "sexually active" as the kids call it these days the longest I've been without is 1 year. I broke up with my bf and wasn't interested in men. That's a bit pathetic now i think about it..... I should have been out there getting my own back and breaking a few hearts!

Since then, it's never more than 2 days

melekalikimaka · 28-05-2007 11:56AM

76 days as of today

frizzefreckles · 28-05-2007 12:12PM

seven months, and it didn't bother me at the time but I can't go any longer than a few days now

boneless · 28-05-2007 12:14PM

What's sex?

Tar.Aldarion · 28-05-2007 12:17PM

A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbing going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.

Vegeta · 28-05-2007 12:20PM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I'll make it better for you, it was a stray blender that did it, and during my exams.

Now I have to know the whole story!

insafehands · 28-05-2007 12:35PM

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Someone should prob change title of thread to since when you first lost your virginity

As opposed to the second time?

azezil · 28-05-2007 12:40PM

Since I lost my virginity, difficult to remember, but I'd imagine at least once a month since then... heh, its been a good 4 years ^_^

Caliden · 28-05-2007 01:03PM

Quality not quantity right?

Tar.Aldarion · 28-05-2007 01:08PM

Since it is always quality, it's about wuantity.

Sleepy · 28-05-2007 03:17PM

11 months three weeks when I was 19... Remember being almost as delighted to not have gone the full year without as I was with the sex itself. Certainly the most memorable one night stand I've ever had.

Jonesy3110 · 28-05-2007 03:47PM

Since I lost my virginity two years ago, I’ve probably gone a week without it. But that’s only because I’m a girl. Other girls would still do it during this week, but not me. Yuk.

Marksie · 28-05-2007 03:56PM

Caliden wrote:

Quality not quantity right?

Both in my case

Caliden · 28-05-2007 04:08PM

where do the boards ladies go out? I want to know so I can keep coming back to this thread and replying "2 days, god that was tough"

Terry · 28-05-2007 04:16PM

31 years and I'm still a virgin.

Tar.Aldarion · 28-05-2007 04:18PM

PM ladies on this thread.

watna · 28-05-2007 05:07PM

Jonesy3110 wrote:

Since I lost my virginity two years ago, I’ve probably gone a week without it. But that’s only because I’m a girl. Other girls would still do it during this week, but not me. Yuk.

Yeah but you can still "do things" during this week.... I count that as getting some!

Terry · 28-05-2007 05:10PM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

PM ladies on this thread.

Internet women don't count.
I've done plenty of them.
They're in the same catergory as hookers.

Tar.Aldarion · 29-05-2007 08:22AM

I don't count?

ou can guess which one I am.

Ishmael · 29-05-2007 09:11AM

22 years and 4 days

cold_filter · 29-05-2007 09:39AM

6 months, but then i made up for it by having sex with 3 different girls in 2 days! what a 48 hours, then they found out about each other and it was a barren spell for about a month!!

Caliden · 29-05-2007 09:57AM

2 hours LOL
God work hungover is baaaaaaad

Dun laoire · 29-05-2007 10:07AM

Just for the record lads. There are some fine filly's around here.

starlight07 · 29-05-2007 11:50AM

cold_filter wrote:

6 months, but then i made up for it by having sex with 3 different girls in 2 days! what a 48 hours, then they found out about each other and it was a barren spell for about a month!!

thats not very nice... tut tut shame on you.

GerryRyan · 29-05-2007 11:24PM

Caliden wrote:

Quality not quantity right?

Or ... half the quality, double the output (or input, depends how you look at it)

Whats the longest you have gone without sex??

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