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  • #92
    Plissken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 264 ✭✭Plissken1


    Sleipnir wrote:
    I wish I could get my kids to sleep at 7-7:30.....



    Morphine


  • #93
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    rivers wrote:
    hmm classy....

    in the first instance the only thing he did wrong was ring the door bell alot which of course is rude, but is it enough to treat him like a piece of dirt and threaten to punch him? nice lady...
    i think you getting your lawn mower stolen might've been a good lesson.

    So what your saying is that if someone is rude to me I should steal from them to teach them a lesson ? :rolleyes:

    Also when I don't answer the door to someone it means I don't want to talk to them ! Take the hint and move on !


  • #94
    bolliwoodi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭bolliwoodi


    Slow Motion wrote:
    So what your saying is that if someone is rude to me I should steal from them to teach them a lesson ? :rolleyes:

    Also when I don't answer the door to someone it means I don't want to talk to them ! Take the hint and move on !

    holding the bells deemed to be very popular nowdays

    wouldnt want to be in the bath- bells ringing - jump out, fall and break your neck

    theres a way to make them feel guilty:D


  • #95
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Here ya go Bolliwoodi, I designed this for ya. Relatively cheap.........eh, €68,750. I've tested it out on some paint-selling bastards myself, though there has been some........ahem, "minor" glitches. Christ, 49 people blown to smither.........*cough*

    http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6175/ddfgdfgvf1.jpg


  • #96
    Femelade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    Duggy747 wrote:
    Here ya go Bolliwoodi, I designed this for ya. Relatively cheap.........eh, €68,750. I've tested it out on some paint-selling bastards myself, though they're has been some........ahem, "minor" glitches. Christ, 49 people blown to smither.........*cough*

    http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6175/ddfgdfgvf1.jpg


    Bah ha ha ha ha ha


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  • #97
    bolliwoodi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭bolliwoodi


    Duggy747 wrote:
    Here ya go Bolliwoodi, I designed this for ya. Relatively cheap.........eh, €68,750. I've tested it out on some paint-selling bastards myself, though they're has been some........ahem, "minor" glitches. Christ, 49 people blown to smither.........*cough*

    http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6175/ddfgdfgvf1.jpg

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    now why didnt i think of that ?


  • #98
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    bolliwoodi wrote:
    hmmmmmmmmmm lets see

    woke the baby that id only gotten to sleep
    held the bell
    had a big smirk on his face when i answered the door with a screaming baby in my arms

    i stand by my actions:D
    hmmmmmmmmmm lets see

    woke your little precious up (which lets face it, isn't going to traumatise him/her for life) who he had no idea was inside. Maybe a Baby-In-Doors sticker (like the car ones) beside the bell might be a good idea.
    held the bell - who knows, maybe it was a particularly pleasant melody which he fancied listening to again.....and again.
    And finally he was smiling - the cheek being happy:rolleyes: Maybe it was the wonderful doorbell sound, maybe it was the sight of this perfect peaceful baby (who has NEVER disturbed anybody in public), maybe he was just happy until ya opened yer big gob:(


  • #99
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    bolliwoodi wrote:
    Ok this evening (7/7.30ish) i was at home- boyfriend was at the cinema/ housemates were out and i had my 6 month old niece with me-I was taking care of her for the evening to give my sister a much deserved meal out with her partner.

    Got the baby to sleep and popped into the loo- and someone rang the doorbell. Not being gross but i was on the loo at this stage so i though"they can wait a minute. Bell rang again- then again(each like a second after each other) so headed down the stairs and then the person banged hard on the door then pressed the bell and held on to it.

    At this stage the baby was woken up and started SCREAMING so i ran up to calm her down(Loud bell must have frightned her its one of those really loud ones that u can hear through the whole house.) Meanwhile the bell was dinging away- so i went downstairs with a screaming baby in my arms and answered the door. There was a foreign guy outside finger STILL on the bell with a big smirk on his face.

    This was the conversation(now remember i was VERY pissed off at this stage)

    Him- "Oh hello i am selling these paintings...

    Me "WHAT?

    Him " i am selling these paintings..."

    Me- "ITS GONE 7 O CLOCK IN THE EVENING HOW DARE U CALL AT THIS HOUR"

    hIM "Im sorry but i am selling.......

    Me- NO IM NOT INTERESTED- DO YOU NOT SEE IVE A SCREAMING BABY IN MY ARMS- AND YOU WOKR HER UP- ARE YOU GOING TO PUT HER BACK TO SLEEP FOR ME?

    Him-"Im sorry i didnt know...."

    Me" YOU DIDNT KNOW WHAT-THAT AT THIS HOUR NORMAL PEOPLE ARE HAVING THEIR DINNER AND GETTING THEIR KIDS OFF TO SLEEP AND U COME ALONG AND HOLD ON TO BELLS TILL THEY ANSWER THE DOOR AND WAKE UP THEIR KIDS(all in one breath)

    Him- "I will go

    Me" ya u will and next time u call here ill punch you"

    and i slammed the door(I know it was a bit mean but i was furious hed held on to the bell for so long out of pure ignorance.

    About a half an hour later i started to feel a bit guilty

    About 9 my housemates came back from town- I was upstairs changing the baby as my sister was due to pick her up.All of a sudden i heard yelling and banging. I went downstairs(baby in arms) and there was what looked like a fight outside the garden.

    That guy i had ran from the door earlier was in our garden and my housemate had seen him hop over the gate and try to make off with our lawn mower(a lawn mower of all things?)

    Called the cops on the cheeky ****er- So much for feeling guilty about yelling at him. Cheeky bastard!

    And he didn't even ask you for a cigarette :eek: how unusual...
    ddfgdfgvf1.jpg

    ****ing brilliant


  • #100
    bolliwoodi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭bolliwoodi


    Jimoslimos wrote:
    hmmmmmmmmmm lets see

    woke your little precious up (which lets face it, isn't going to traumatise him/her for life) who he had no idea was inside. Maybe a Baby-In-Doors sticker (like the car ones) beside the bell might be a good idea.
    held the bell - who knows, maybe it was a particularly pleasant melody which he fancied listening to again.....and again.
    And finally he was smiling - the cheek being happy:rolleyes: Maybe it was the wonderful doorbell sound, maybe it was the sight of this perfect peaceful baby (who has NEVER disturbed anybody in public), maybe he was just happy until ya opened yer big gob:(

    hmmmm lets see

    woke the baby up who id only gotten down and yes a big loud bell going continusly would scare the **** out of a baby

    If hed bothered to take his finger off the bell at all he would have heard the baby and copped on that he had woken her up

    and lastly....

    Who the **** holds on to a bell till someone answers anyway!!!!!!!!!:mad:


  • #101
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    I wonder what happens to this burglar's cover story when someone actually decides that they want to buy a painting?


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  • #102
    Goodluck2me
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Goodluck2me


    maybe he was tryin to mow the lawn to apologize, but didnt want to ring the doorbell again to ask to plug it in, and istead repeated the same scenario nextdoor?
    people are so xenophobic....


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