help me!

The Bollox · 12-05-2007 07:07PM #1

I can't find my copy of Saw 2. so I want you all to think along the lines of an inaminate piece of plastic and ask yourselves: "if I was a copy of Saw 2, in the Bollox's gaff, where would I be hiding?". time is of the essence people!

Ruu_Old · 12-05-2007 07:09PM

in the DVD player.

aidan_walsh · 12-05-2007 07:09PM

Its been hiding in your monitor all this time!

The Bollox · 12-05-2007 07:16PM

aaaaah it's so simple in logic and yet so hard to obtain without breaking the monitor. how does one retreive the dvd from the screen? it doesn't seem to respond to cat calls or wolfwhistling. I'm going to try being polite but I can't see that working, it's a horror film afterall

Chillwithcian · 12-05-2007 07:18PM

I flushed it down the toilet

12-05-2007 07:20PM

On your HD silly! Don't you remember pirating it?

The Bollox · 12-05-2007 07:23PM

pirate? moi?

the Bollox might be a philanthropist, a terrorist, a pirate, but he is NOT a homersexual!

12-05-2007 07:28PM

And all this time I thought The Bollox was auditioning for "Pirates IV: The Trip Downunder?"

The Bollox · 12-05-2007 07:32PM

I am, but just because I'm a pr0n star doesn't mean I have to be a pirate

12-05-2007 07:45PM

But Privates' needs a bit of spicing up being a Disney Production, and you could steal the show from Johnny Deb with a few of your acts! You know, the one where you dance about the pole and do those hip movements?

challengemaster · 12-05-2007 07:48PM

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

But Privates' needs a bit of spicing up

uhm.. Couldnt agree more! :eek:

12-05-2007 07:51PM

The Bollox debut. Oh, I can do Costume, provided you give me credit in the film. You say, "What costume?" I say, "Indeed!" Ha!

challengemaster · 12-05-2007 07:52PM

I call editing \o

The Bollox · 12-05-2007 07:53PM

well if you're looking me to wear you in the film it shouldn't be a problem

btw this is an independant film so I can't pay you...

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 12-05-2007 07:55PM

Check in the fridge... Its so simple, the last time you were going to watch the movie you were hungry so you went to the fridge to get some food!

The Bollox · 12-05-2007 07:57PM

it's possible... it might have happened like in The Simpsons where Homer tries to get a paper while holding Maggie, the end result being Maggie ends up in the machine... it's worth a look

12-05-2007 08:00PM

A "B-Film?" B for what? Bollox? That's really a lot of Bollox!

Wear me? Don't think you would fit into my things, being that I am tall and thin, with a bit of an hour glass shape?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 12-05-2007 08:01PM

Check if theres a slice of bread in the DVD player... If there is chances are that your DVD is in the bread bin!

The Bollox · 12-05-2007 08:02PM

'wear you out', as it were

12-05-2007 08:10PM

You're too late. Already had a two hour workout this morning at the dojang. Now lookin for a grand nite out on the town. Anyplace you're appearing? The Big Tree in Dub? Spice that place up with a little lap or D-dancing?

The Bollox · 12-05-2007 08:12PM

no-can-do. I'm studying atm... as you can see

and then I shall be watching Saw II, if I can find the f*cking thing followed by Saw III. so it's gonna be a fun night! if you're not doing anything, knock over

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 12-05-2007 08:14PM

It makes me really uncomfortable when you flirt with me Bollix!

The Bollox · 12-05-2007 08:18PM

first off: I can't help it, secondly it's THE Bollox. THE is a title much like Dr. or Mr. or Sir, have respect you cheese-eating surrender monkey!

12-05-2007 08:18PM

Hey THE Bollox, the famous dancer/actor that your are, can I borrow your personal Concord? Then I can pop over 8 time zones from OC and wake up Ireland with a sound boom on my way to Dub. Always liked making "an entrance."

challengemaster · 12-05-2007 08:19PM

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

You're too late. Already had a two hour workout this morning at the dojang. Now lookin for a grand nite out on the town. Anyplace you're appearing? The Big Tree in Dub? Spice that place up with a little lap or D-dancing?

He's busy - I'm available

lets go? ^_^

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 12-05-2007 08:20PM

Whoa.... Did you just call me French?

Now lets not say anything we're gonna regret!

The Bollox · 12-05-2007 08:21PM

it's THE Bollox! THE

just teleport, or swim, whichever's easier / more realistic

12-05-2007 08:22PM

Teleport? Scotty won't help. Got banned from Startrek (just like a lot of other places).

The Bollox · 12-05-2007 08:25PM

ok, ok, take the Millenium Falcon. Jeez, do I have to think of EVERYTHING!?

anyway back on topic! where the hell is my DVD!

12-05-2007 08:37PM

DVD? Doing Virtual Dump? Check the W/C? You lads seem to take everything in there to mind the time... books, newpapers, DVDs?

challengemaster · 12-05-2007 08:40PM

check all* the other dvd boxes you have, also check behind/under the tv / where you keep your dvd's

*this includes the uhm... explicit... ones too...

help me!

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