help me!

The Bollox

I can't find my copy of Saw 2. so I want you all to think along the lines of an inaminate piece of plastic and ask yourselves: "if I was a copy of Saw 2, in the Bollox's gaff, where would I be hiding?". time is of the essence people!

Ruu_Old

in the DVD player.

aidan_walsh

Its been hiding in your monitor all this time!

The Bollox

aaaaah it's so simple in logic and yet so hard to obtain without breaking the monitor. how does one retreive the dvd from the screen? it doesn't seem to respond to cat calls or wolfwhistling. I'm going to try being polite but I can't see that working, it's a horror film afterall

Chillwithcian

I flushed it down the toilet

Black Swan

On your HD silly! Don't you remember pirating it?

The Bollox

pirate? moi?

the Bollox might be a philanthropist, a terrorist, a pirate, but he is NOT a homersexual!

Black Swan

And all this time I thought The Bollox was auditioning for "Pirates IV: The Trip Downunder?"

The Bollox

I am, but just because I'm a pr0n star doesn't mean I have to be a pirate

Black Swan

But Privates' needs a bit of spicing up being a Disney Production, and you could steal the show from Johnny Deb with a few of your acts! You know, the one where you dance about the pole and do those hip movements?

challengemaster

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

But Privates' needs a bit of spicing up

uhm.. Couldnt agree more! :eek:

Black Swan

The Bollox debut. Oh, I can do Costume, provided you give me credit in the film. You say, "What costume?" I say, "Indeed!" Ha!

challengemaster

I call editing \o

The Bollox

well if you're looking me to wear you in the film it shouldn't be a problem

btw this is an independant film so I can't pay you...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Check in the fridge... Its so simple, the last time you were going to watch the movie you were hungry so you went to the fridge to get some food!

The Bollox

it's possible... it might have happened like in The Simpsons where Homer tries to get a paper while holding Maggie, the end result being Maggie ends up in the machine... it's worth a look

Black Swan

A "B-Film?" B for what? Bollox? That's really a lot of Bollox!

Wear me? Don't think you would fit into my things, being that I am tall and thin, with a bit of an hour glass shape?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Check if theres a slice of bread in the DVD player... If there is chances are that your DVD is in the bread bin!

The Bollox

'wear you out', as it were

Black Swan

You're too late. Already had a two hour workout this morning at the dojang. Now lookin for a grand nite out on the town. Anyplace you're appearing? The Big Tree in Dub? Spice that place up with a little lap or D-dancing?

The Bollox

no-can-do. I'm studying atm... as you can see and then I shall be watching Saw II, if I can find the f*cking thing followed by Saw III. so it's gonna be a fun night! if you're not doing anything, knock over

Hail 2 Da Chimp

It makes me really uncomfortable when you flirt with me Bollix!

The Bollox

first off: I can't help it, secondly it's THE Bollox. THE is a title much like Dr. or Mr. or Sir, have respect you cheese-eating surrender monkey!

Black Swan

Hey THE Bollox, the famous dancer/actor that your are, can I borrow your personal Concord? Then I can pop over 8 time zones from OC and wake up Ireland with a sound boom on my way to Dub. Always liked making "an entrance."

challengemaster

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

You're too late. Already had a two hour workout this morning at the dojang. Now lookin for a grand nite out on the town. Anyplace you're appearing? The Big Tree in Dub? Spice that place up with a little lap or D-dancing?

He's busy - I'm available

lets go? ^_^

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Whoa.... Did you just call me French?

Now lets not say anything we're gonna regret!

The Bollox

it's THE Bollox! THE

just teleport, or swim, whichever's easier / more realistic

Black Swan

Teleport? Scotty won't help. Got banned from Startrek (just like a lot of other places).

The Bollox

ok, ok, take the Millenium Falcon. Jeez, do I have to think of EVERYTHING!?

anyway back on topic! where the hell is my DVD!

Black Swan

DVD? Doing Virtual Dump? Check the W/C? You lads seem to take everything in there to mind the time... books, newpapers, DVDs?

challengemaster

check all* the other dvd boxes you have, also check behind/under the tv / where you keep your dvd's





*this includes the uhm... explicit... ones too...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Challenged Master is right, is probably not in your DVD cases its probably behind the washing machine!

The Bollox

all good suggestions. I unfortunatly don't have a portable DVD player, but if I did I would SO watch DVD's on the john. and I tore both the living room and my bedroom apart looking for it. so I'm left with either giving it on lend to someone (possible) or only thinking I actually bought the f*cking thing. I remember watching it on DVD a month or two ago, but I may have just rented it out... this is very frustrating!

challengemaster

its only 21:45 dude, go to nearest vidj0 store and rent/buy it. hardly costly....

Black Swan

Oh, I know the solution to your prob! Remember that night you drank too much and came home with that randomer from the pub? Oh... You cannot remember? Drink! Well, you might ring her up and see if she took it with her? You forgot where you put her mobile number? Call "One Night Stand." She works for them.

The Bollox

I think I will, however I know for a fact that if I do rent it out I will find my copy as soon as I come home. ah well I'll do what must be done

The Bollox

ah fer feck sake, Blue. that was months ago! and I told you, your number was just resting in my contacts list before I moved it on.

on the main topic again, I went to the DVD renting establishment, and guess what?... go on guess...

their only copy of Saw II was out! GAH! looks like I'll be watching Saw II followed by The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original)

justagirlinabar

if there are god's of "good taste in entertainment" it is in an incinerator

The Bollox

the film is fairly shíte, but I wanted to have a buildup to the slightly better Saw III

Hail 2 Da Chimp

You should have just watched "American Psycho" you can never watch that movie too much!

justagirlinabar

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

You should have just watched "American Psycho" you can never watch that movie too much!

now that's a good flick