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  • 12-05-2007 08:07PM
    #1
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭


    I can't find my copy of Saw 2. so I want you all to think along the lines of an inaminate piece of plastic and ask yourselves: "if I was a copy of Saw 2, in the Bollox's gaff, where would I be hiding?". time is of the essence people!


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  • #2
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    in the DVD player.


  • #3
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    51TN0ZFT0QL._SS500_.jpg

    Its been hiding in your monitor all this time!


  • #4
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    aaaaah it's so simple in logic and yet so hard to obtain without breaking the monitor. how does one retreive the dvd from the screen? it doesn't seem to respond to cat calls or wolfwhistling. I'm going to try being polite but I can't see that working, it's a horror film afterall


  • #5
    Chillwithcian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Chillwithcian


    I flushed it down the toilet


  • #6
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    On your HD silly! Don't you remember pirating it?


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  • #7
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    pirate? moi?

    the Bollox might be a philanthropist, a terrorist, a pirate, but he is NOT a homersexual!


  • #8
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    And all this time I thought The Bollox was auditioning for "Pirates IV: The Trip Downunder?"


  • #9
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I am, but just because I'm a pr0n star doesn't mean I have to be a pirate


  • #10
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    But Privates' needs a bit of spicing up being a Disney Production, and you could steal the show from Johnny Deb with a few of your acts! You know, the one where you dance about the pole and do those hip movements?


  • #11
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Blue_Lagoon wrote:
    But Privates' needs a bit of spicing up

    uhm.. Couldnt agree more! :eek: :o:p


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  • #12
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    The Bollox debut. Oh, I can do Costume, provided you give me credit in the film. You say, "What costume?" I say, "Indeed!" Ha!


  • #13
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    I call editing \o :)


  • #14
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    well if you're looking me to wear you in the film it shouldn't be a problem

    btw this is an independant film so I can't pay you...


  • #15
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Check in the fridge... Its so simple, the last time you were going to watch the movie you were hungry so you went to the fridge to get some food!


  • #16
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    it's possible... it might have happened like in The Simpsons where Homer tries to get a paper while holding Maggie, the end result being Maggie ends up in the machine... it's worth a look


  • #17
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    A "B-Film?" B for what? Bollox? That's really a lot of Bollox!

    Wear me? Don't think you would fit into my things, being that I am tall and thin, with a bit of an hour glass shape?


  • #18
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Check if theres a slice of bread in the DVD player... If there is chances are that your DVD is in the bread bin!


  • #19
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    'wear you out', as it were


  • #20
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    You're too late. Already had a two hour workout this morning at the dojang. Now lookin for a grand nite out on the town. Anyplace you're appearing? The Big Tree in Dub? Spice that place up with a little lap or D-dancing?


  • #21
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    no-can-do. I'm studying atm... as you can see :p and then I shall be watching Saw II, if I can find the f*cking thing followed by Saw III. so it's gonna be a fun night! if you're not doing anything, knock over ;)


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  • #22
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    It makes me really uncomfortable when you flirt with me Bollix!


  • #23
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    first off: I can't help it, secondly it's THE Bollox. THE is a title much like Dr. or Mr. or Sir, have respect you cheese-eating surrender monkey!


  • #24
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Hey THE Bollox, the famous dancer/actor that your are, can I borrow your personal Concord? Then I can pop over 8 time zones from OC and wake up Ireland with a sound boom on my way to Dub. Always liked making "an entrance."


  • #25
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Blue_Lagoon wrote:
    You're too late. Already had a two hour workout this morning at the dojang. Now lookin for a grand nite out on the town. Anyplace you're appearing? The Big Tree in Dub? Spice that place up with a little lap or D-dancing?

    He's busy - I'm available :p

    lets go? ^_^


  • #26
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Whoa.... Did you just call me French?

    Now lets not say anything we're gonna regret!


  • #27
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    it's THE Bollox! THE

    just teleport, or swim, whichever's easier / more realistic


  • #28
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Teleport? Scotty won't help. Got banned from Startrek (just like a lot of other places).


  • #29
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    ok, ok, take the Millenium Falcon. Jeez, do I have to think of EVERYTHING!?

    anyway back on topic! where the hell is my DVD!


  • #30
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    DVD? Doing Virtual Dump? Check the W/C? You lads seem to take everything in there to mind the time... books, newpapers, DVDs?


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  • #31
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    check all* the other dvd boxes you have, also check behind/under the tv / where you keep your dvd's





    *this includes the uhm... explicit... ones too...


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