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#62 28-04-2007 07:17PM

Lou.m

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I did not think that was possible but yes ....... yes you did.

I am now officialy disturbed ...(takes deep breath) ok now i am ok again.

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#63 28-04-2007 07:20PM

Star Lord

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You'd look good in my basement with my mother, she likes girls like you...

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#64 28-04-2007 07:22PM

Lou.m

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Oh dear i think i need to drink herbal tea and read little women and watch little house on the prairie to recover from that one. And then lie down for a bit.

Anything wholesome

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#65 28-04-2007 07:28PM

Star Lord

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Scone?

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#66 28-04-2007 07:31PM

Lou.m

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Thanks

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#67 28-04-2007 07:34PM

DublinWriter

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Ug want sex!

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#68 29-04-2007 05:57AM

Matt Holck

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we must be soul mates

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#69 01-05-2007 06:14PM

Drift

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"Smell my finger"

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#70 02-05-2007 05:48PM

Lou.m

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Goodbye

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#71 02-05-2007 08:55PM

Capt'n Midnight

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This ever popular one isn't awkward at the time, though it might be later.

"Does this smell of chloroform to you ?"

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#72 02-05-2007 09:07PM

last_orders

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walk up to sombody holding something in your wet hands
"were you just in that toilet? because i think you dropped this"

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#73 02-05-2007 09:23PM

Rozabeez

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Your father gave me herpes.

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#74 03-05-2007 06:38PM

Lou.m

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My father gave you herpes.

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#75 03-05-2007 06:39PM

Lou.m

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My father gave me.......NO I CANT DO IT I APOLOGISE PEOPLE!

That was too much for me just cant do it.

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#76 29-05-2007 12:12AM

Dildo

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Does my penis look big in this?

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#77 29-05-2007 10:01AM

Star Lord

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Nice boobs. Mind if I motorboat them?

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