Things you can do with rashers

you could creat a new mountjoy rasher currency

1: Slice into thin strips

2: Place in a frying pan until crispy, remove from frying pan, fry some onions in their fat until the onion is nicely caramelised

3: Put Rashers and onions into a bowl along with some lettuce and some mayonaisse, stir well.

4: Put it in a bag, and carry it around to throw at ginger people, they get very disorientated

Give a box full of rashers as a birthday present and tell them it's a pigsaw puzzle