Storing Cats in Containers

Mr Dictionary · 27-07-2002 08:52AM #1

I awoke this morning to a stentorian ringing in my ear, and to my disgust, this pernicious website.

www.bonsaikitten.com

At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust. However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape.

A perfect exemplar of today's minatory society.

God bless him.

Mr Dictionary · 27-07-2002 08:59AM

So what are your benevolent thoughts on this bane adversity.

Slutmonkey57b · 27-07-2002 09:23AM

Ideally you'd want a shape that's either easy to burn, good for thumping (make the tail permanantly stiff for club work?) or just hideous (cat shaped?)

Of course a nice round football shape for kicking would be good too.

Filthy cats.

ykt0di9url7bc3 · 27-07-2002 09:29AM

wow the site hasnt been updated in about 3 years!

Gordon · 27-07-2002 10:07AM

Even though the sight reeks of suggestio falsi, it is nauseating and can be seen by little children. *THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!*

Anyway, that sort of taradiddle and nonsensical mendacity would never appear on the board "Kittencake". My proposition for the kittencake board would be to stop all buffoonery on the internet concerning kitten - and cake.

This board, when created, will concern matters of mummery, jocoseness, gambading cacchination all round embuing a spirit of jollification, saturnalia-esque kantikoyful nautchness concerning the topics of Kitten and Cake.

I am Candidate #1 vote me. Alternatively vote candidate #2 Mr. Amp. (for the darker side of Kittencake 0_o

Hellrazer · 27-07-2002 11:29AM

This thread is sick and should be removed.

Edit/Apologies for above post-turns out that the site is a hoax.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbonsai.htm

Once again sorry.
Richie

Mossy Monk · 27-07-2002 01:33PM

Originally posted by Mr Dictionary
if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce!

not true, i saw someone throw a kitten a few years ago and it didn't bounce. the person who threw the kitten bounced of walls though with the hammering he got. sick bastard

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