Things you can do with rashers

BobTheBeat · 19-04-2007 09:58AM

Wrap a piece of banana in a rasher and place in deep fat fryer. Yum!

Dry out rasher, carve thinly separated lines in a circular motion whilst singing into said carving instrument. Place on record player for cheap home recording solution

19-04-2007 09:21PM

Stitch about a dozen rashers together end to end, attatch a buckle and make it into a belt.

BobTheBeat · 20-04-2007 08:02AM

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Stitch about a dozen rashers together end to end, attatch a buckle and make it into a belt.

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littlesurfer · 20-04-2007 07:22PM

stencil the face of jesus on with oil, fry lightly and then post on ebay,.....you'll be surprised what people will pay for!

Chillwithcian · 20-04-2007 07:57PM

Score them and rub them sexily accross your belly!!!!!

littlesurfer · 22-04-2007 03:09PM

hang them from the ceiling and see if flies stick to them!

boneless · 24-04-2007 12:21PM

They can also be used as a deterent to the infamous Chip Pan Pixies; we all know only too well what they do! Dirty little Pixies.:eek:

Star Lord · 24-04-2007 01:41PM

Duurtay!

Save on hair products, simply smear rashers over your head till your hair stays in place!

littlesurfer · 24-04-2007 06:08PM

or....for the follically challenged man in your life,....slap a few across his bald head for a modern and tasty take on the combover

Star Lord · 24-04-2007 06:12PM

Use rashers to wax your surfboard

littlesurfer · 24-04-2007 06:22PM

sew tons of them together to make a wetsuit!

Star Lord · 24-04-2007 07:29PM

wander down the street offering raw rashers to random people as presents

littlesurfer · 24-04-2007 07:41PM

carve pokemon characters on them and sell them to little children

Star Lord · 24-04-2007 07:50PM

Challenge someone to a duel by slapping them in the face with a rasher

littlesurfer · 24-04-2007 07:53PM

stick them to the soles of your feet go ice skating

Star Lord · 24-04-2007 07:59PM

Cheap inefficient (and gross) panty liners...

littlesurfer · 24-04-2007 08:16PM

liquidise them, freeze it, stick it on a cone and give it to your granny

Star Lord · 24-04-2007 08:55PM

Stitch a load of them together to make your own "leatherface" mask

littlesurfer · 24-04-2007 09:25PM

stitch a load of them to your face and save a bundle on fake tan!..

Star Lord · 24-04-2007 09:32PM

Throw some into your tumble drier to absorb static and give your clothes that just-cooked smell!

littlesurfer · 24-04-2007 09:35PM

line your sock drawer with them to keep your socks scented and prevent unwelcom foot oudors well into the day

Star Lord · 24-04-2007 09:43PM

Stuff them into a 'friend's air vents in their car as a pleasant surprise!

littlesurfer · 24-04-2007 09:52PM

toss a flaming one into a pig farm and watch the panic unfold

Star Lord · 24-04-2007 09:54PM

Fill your car/bike tyres with rashers for tyres that wont go flat!

littlesurfer · 24-04-2007 09:59PM

stretch them out and tie them to a metal ring for a trampoline for the neighborhood kids!

Star Lord · 24-04-2007 10:00PM

Use them to cover your genitals while streakybaconstreaking

littlesurfer · 24-04-2007 10:07PM

do your homework on them so when you tell your teacher "the dog ate it" you'll be telling the truth

Star Lord · 24-04-2007 10:09PM

Attach 9 to the end of a length of leather and call it your pig of 9 tails

Capt'n Midnight · 26-04-2007 08:32PM

littlesurfer · 28-04-2007 12:19PM

Sew them together and make blackout blinds for when your on night duty!

Things you can do with rashers

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