Awkward conversation starters to avoid

Star Lord · 16-04-2007 10:01PM

Matt Holck wrote:

expression should be grander than the slow spiral of the milky way
feelings hold the universe together
I'm not afraid to expond my revelations

You win. Thats the worst so far!!!

How about:

Wanna go halfers on a ba$tard?

funky penguin · 17-04-2007 07:17PM

I'm going to rape you.

homah_7ft · 17-04-2007 07:59PM

Oh it isn't chocolate round my mouth.

littlesurfer · 17-04-2007 09:42PM

i've been following you to work every day for a month...you smell pretty

_Kaiser_ · 17-04-2007 10:53PM

littlesurfer wrote:

i've been following you to work every day for a month...you smell pretty

That was YOU??

"So do you come here often?"

:rolleyes:

Star Lord · 18-04-2007 08:24AM

Hi, I'm making a doll of you, and I need some of your hair!

_Kaiser_ · 19-04-2007 01:08AM

Y'know you really should close your curtains before you get changed...

boneless · 19-04-2007 09:08AM

"Wanna hear a joke that will make your boobs fall off?... oh! Sorry, I see you heard it already..."

Star Lord · 19-04-2007 10:25AM

So, your place or my grans?

Capt'n Midnight · 19-04-2007 10:03PM

Nice shoes.
wana f**k ?

Carbiens · 20-04-2007 10:40AM

point at the wall, say "WHAT THE **** IS THAT????" then while she's distracted, pick her up and run out the door.

tried and tested.

Star Lord · 20-04-2007 11:19AM

I saw you from across the room, and I though I just have to come over here and see those lovely funbags up close. Mind if I motorboat them?

littlesurfer · 20-04-2007 08:19PM

can we swap seats,..?..i want to feel the heat from your stool!

Jesus Wept · 20-04-2007 08:30PM

'are your nipples pink or brown?'

_Kaiser_ · 20-04-2007 08:31PM

My mate rekons you've had a boob job. I say you haven't. Mind if I see who's right? *squeeze*

Sofaspud · 20-04-2007 09:26PM

Hi there, I'm a bit desperate at the moment, and you seem like you have low standards.

Matt Holck · 20-04-2007 11:03PM

DamoElDiablo wrote:

You win. Thats the worst so far!!!

How about:

Wanna go halfers on a ba$tard?

yes
if you could hum me a few bars

Star Lord · 23-04-2007 09:54AM

Hey did you drop something there?
Haha! Made you look at my penis!!!

Matt Holck · 23-04-2007 06:44PM

is this all there is?

Star Lord · 23-04-2007 06:52PM

You look like my sister. I want you.

Jesus Wept · 23-04-2007 10:29PM

You: If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?

Them: I dont think so

You: Wanna go camping?

Guest · 26-04-2007 04:52PM

Can you smell that?

Matt Holck · 27-04-2007 06:16AM

hips shouldn't pop

Lou.m · 27-04-2007 04:00PM

Will you marry me? I already have the dress.

Star Lord · 27-04-2007 07:18PM

Want to see my collection of gimp suits?

Jesus Wept · 27-04-2007 07:40PM

can you fit a whole apple in your mouth diablo?

Lou.m · 28-04-2007 07:46PM

I won't hurt you!You're so pretty! I won't hurt you!

(Every girl in the building will run from that one at high velocity).

Star Lord · 28-04-2007 07:48PM

You'd look good in my basement...

Lou.m · 28-04-2007 07:58PM

Wow i dont think anyone can beat that one.

Well done Sir Damo

Star Lord · 28-04-2007 08:01PM

You'd look good in my basement with my mother...

(I think I just beat it)

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