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  • #32
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    DarkJager wrote:
    You've just booked yourself a supervillain showdown.....Dr Bollocks!!
    When Im done with you it'll be red whine, dark jager.


  • #33
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Suave...when I'm done with you, you're going to be smelling of anchovies with a bouqet of black roses sticking out of your ass!


  • #34
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    The-Rigger wrote:
    I do like the idea of having an evil Doctor to work with, where did you get your evil medical degree?

    Perhaps you, me, and dark jagger could form an evil alliance.

    ---


    Ok, That's it

    I'm forming the first Evil Super Villain Union.



    ESVU.

    We promise you the best working conditions.

    I could do with some health insurance. And if I could get out of this shift work and into some sort of part-time nuclear physics course I know I could finish this whole take over the world thing much quicker.


  • #35
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    DarkJager wrote:
    Suave...when I'm done with you, you're going to be smelling of anchovies with a bouqet of black roses sticking out of your ass!
    I'll have to take a SHOT in the DARK Jagermeistress and assume that you are new to the supervillian game.
    But stick around, and if I don't accidentally kill you whilst raining my atomic nipple milk on every major House of Parliament in the first world I might just help you hone your bollockos.
    Now bake me a pie.
    Bitch.


  • #36
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    dr.bollocko wrote:
    I could do with some health insurance

    you should definitely sign upto my VHI™ scheme

    Villain Health Insurance™ (keeping you healthy so you can takeover the world™)


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  • #37
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    The-Rigger wrote:
    you should definitely sign upto my VHI™ scheme

    Villain Health Insurance™ (keeping you healthy so you can takeover the world™)

    Ah yes VHI. How very de rigeur, the rigger.
    Muhuhuhahahahahahahahahaha.


  • #38
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Your nipples make me laugh bollocko. You couldn't milk them even if they were 2 litre cartons of semi skimmed with the lids taken off. If you are lucky I might not destroy your house and all of its contents (including you) when I unveil my sinister weapon of mass demise... No pie for you, until you go mow the lawn.....bitch...


  • #39
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    DarkJager wrote:
    Your nipples make me laugh bollocko. You couldn't milk them even if they were 2 litre cartons of semi skimmed with the lids taken off. If you are lucky I might not destroy your house and all of its contents (including you) when I unveil my sinister weapon of mass demise... No pie for you, until you go mow the lawn.....bitch...

    touché lololol :D:D:D


  • #40
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    You have no weapon.
    You have no minions.
    You have no costume.
    You have no super powered nipple, you have no atomic material.
    You dont have the soul of a cold-blooded super villain.
    How many minions have you sent to their death for your amusement, say, today?
    But these things i can teach you. At least it will be amusing to have you around making your puny threats.
    I am a supervillain.
    Supervillains dont live in houses.
    Now shut up and take your bitch medicine.
    Bitch.


  • #41
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    :rolleyes:
    Puny mortals tbh


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  • #42
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Immortals dont use internet abbreviations, dont use smileys to hand out their wrath and tend not to dress like clowns.
    And Damo, the devil is unlikely to be from inner-city dublin.


  • #43
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    That's immortal discrimination. We're (immortal) people too ya know!

    Oh, and I neither dress like a clown (Didn't stop the joker or IT being evil), nor am I from inner-city Dublin...


  • #44
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    ME!!! PICK ME!!! I can do that and more...


  • #45
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    DamoElDiablo wrote:
    That's immortal discrimination. We're (immortal) people too ya know!

    Oh, and I neither dress like a clown (Didn't stop the joker or IT being evil), nor am I from inner-city Dublin...

    But there's a picture of your demi-retarded clown features every time you post.
    Also your name is damo. therefore you are from inner-city dublin.


  • #46
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Don't make me slap the bitch out of you bollocko... You are simply no match for me...In fact, I dare to say you are simply a poseur....


  • #47
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    DarkJager wrote:
    Don't make me slap the bitch out of you bollocko... You are simply no match for me...In fact, I dare to say you are simply a poseur....
    Thanks for sharing child.
    you're pretty daring for the most retarded nemesis of mine that has ever existed ever.
    Daring for a girly man.
    Its a nemesis we're after.
    Not a nemesister.
    Oh its on.


  • #48
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    You are not worthy of being my nemesis Bollocko. In fact you are not even worthy of cleaning the sweat off the back of my ball sack on a hot summers day...

    I will say no more to you Bollocko until you have learned the error of your oh so non evil ways....till then, have fun with my "Squirrel Of Death"!


  • #49
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Dude Im not into kinky sex toys.
    And really not into kinky used sex toys.
    I would have had you as a nemesister.
    But now I think you're just too weird.
    And too 14.


  • #50
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    The Squirrel Of Death Is Not A Sex Toy!!!!


  • #51
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Minnions? :eek: what is this, 1980?

    It's hencemen nowdays



    I think you all need a subscription to my new monthly magazine

    'Villains and Nemeses'

    12 Monthly Issues = €24.99


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