Wanted: Sidekick

Scraggs

Wanted:
one Sidekick to replace Nerdboy™ 'defender of the weak and nerdy'

This superposter is looking for one Sidekick to replace Nerdboy™ 'defender of the weak and nerdy'

The ideal candidate must be brave and resourceful, possess impeccable timing, willing to rescue the hero from impending doom [if required], possess gusto, have excellent communication and writing skills and the ability to come with a decent catch phrase. Confidentiality is a must and keeping my super-identity a secret is vital. Wearing tights is optional however a uniform must be worn while on duty.

Experience in the following areas while not essential a bonus;
Advertising, secretarial work, personal assistant, get-away-car driving, martial arts, dealing with the media, knowledge of the law and general crime fighting.


Scraggs is an equal opportunities employer.
The successful candidate shall receive a one year contract with option for renewal. Fully comprehensive On & Off the job training shall be provided.
Excellent promotion prospects. Salary negoitable.


Henchmen, minions and lackeys need not apply.
No agencies.

Apply here.

Rabies

I can give you a kick in the side if you want.
One boot or two?

johnny_ultimate

Scraggs wrote:

Wanted:
one Sidekick to replace Nerdboy™ 'defender of the weak and nerdy'

This superposter is looking for one Sidekick to replace Nerdboy™ 'defender of the weak and nerdy'

The ideal candidate must be brave and resourceful, possess impeccable timing, willing to rescue the hero from impending doom [if required], possess gusto, have excellent communication and writing skills and the ability to come with a decent catch phrase. Confidentiality is a must and keeping my super-identity a secret is vital. Wearing tights is optional however a uniform must be worn while on duty.

Experience in the following areas while not essential a bonus;
Advertising, secretarial work, personal assistant, get-away-car driving, martial arts, dealing with the media, knowledge of the law and general crime fighting.


Scraggs is an equal opportunities employer.
The successful candidate shall receive a one year contract with option for renewal. Fully comprehensive On & Off the job training shall be provided.
Excellent promotion prospects. Salary negoitable.


Henchmen, minions and lackeys need not apply.
No agencies.

Apply here.

I don't know about all those skills, but I have a cape. Does that make my eligible?

Ruu_Old

Some want a nerd? No get-away-car but behold...:eek:

DarthWraak

TEAM LASER EXPLOSION!!!
FIRE THUNDER SQUAD!!!
SARCASM STEALTH SQUAD!!!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/Team+Laser+Explosion/

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/tle+club/

challengemaster

Ruu wrote:

Some want a nerd? No get-away-car but behold...:eek:

class...just class...

Riamfada

so when you are fighting crime Scraggs do you wear just tights to show off those lovely legs?

Dirk Gently

NAME: Unhygienic man
DOB: unknown
PHONE: pm me


I'm currently self employed as resident superhero Defender of Dublin but am willing to do contract work in Carlow seen as it's you.
Here's some action pics of me doing superhero related stuff.


my get away driving skills are second to none.









My superhero belt, always willing to lend a hand or offer a sex toy if your in a DIY kind of mood.
If offered the job I promise to fullfill all duties and I'm not afraid to lick up to the boss.

Matt Holck

most employers don't want to hear about impending doom

Scraggs

Matt Holck you clearly dont cut it!

Anti

I will not be applying for this position.

As i feel it beneth me !

Matt Holck

once you knock them down
disgruntal employee will keep em down
with reapeated kicks to the head


warning: may turn on you

funky penguin

Dental?

dr.bollocko

**** this.
You're the sidekick.
Im not being the sidekick.
You got to be the big spoon, so you're the sidekick.

Baggly

Ill go with everything but the optional tights. In my world tights are never optional

DarkJager

Hmmmmm....think I'd like to be the bad guy!!!

Baggly

Pfft, bad guys dont get to alliterate

DarkJager

I'm sure I could build some massive **** off weapon that could do that for me...

Capt'n Midnight

Does this position come with a career path ?
What are the prospects for promotion apart from the demise of the employer ?

Is overtime time and a half ?
Is there time-in-lieu for weekend work ?

What sort of pension plan is there ( assuming one lives that long )

As an equal opportunity employer do you provide disabled toilets ?

I'd make a great side-kick. In fact, I come with my own catchphrase, which I haven't thought of yet - but it will be smart and whimsical, oh yes, whimsical!

Plus I'm not partial to donning a pair of leggings and cape. Also, my super power include the ability to annoy at 100 paces.

Do I get the job?

funky penguin

Dental?

DarkJager

I have my catchphrase...." Thats a whole barrel of knife wielding mackerel you,ve opened up there Scraggs"

Baggly

I could have a catchphrase.

'oh (for example lets say there is a bad guy called the twizzler) twizzler, will you ever learn'

the crime fighting practically writes itself

DarkJager

I don't know LOTP, that catchphrase would make me vaporise you faster than yellow snow in the depths of hell

Jesus Wept

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I feel I have more of a Supervillain name


I wish to apply for the role of nemesis.

DarkJager

The Rigger? What exactly do you rig, elections? Just messin, maybe we could form a supervillain alliance....call it DARKRIGGER

dr.bollocko

Ok.
Darkjager?
The Rigger?

One is a liquid and the frigging other is a shipyard worker.
I am an evil doctor. Check my profile. All you will ever know about me is that I am, and have been since I signed up for boards, a near mythical supervillian with nipple related psychic abilities.
I have been a nemesis since my college years. I have the experience. I have the smug sense of superiority. I have the masterful punning ability.
I even have one wooden leg. Dammit I ooze sinister appeal.
And you just earned yourself a nemesis. Bitch.

Jesus Wept

dr.bollocko wrote:

Ok.
Darkjager?
The Rigger?

One is a liquid and the frigging other is a shipyard worker.
I am an evil doctor. Check my profile. All you will ever know about me is that I am, and have been since I signed up for boards, a near mythical supervillian with nipple related psychic abilities.
I have been a nemesis since my college years. I have the experience. I have the smug sense of superiority. I have the masterful punning ability.
I even have one wooden leg. Dammit I ooze sinister appeal.
And you just earned yourself a nemesis. Bitch.

too late, that role has been filled, move on.

Baggly

DarkJager wrote:

I don't know LOTP, that catchphrase would make me vaporise you faster than yellow snow in the depths of hell

Giving my superhero justification to kill you. the greater good.

DarkJager

You've just booked yourself a supervillain showdown.....Dr Bollocks!!

Jesus Wept

dr.bollocko wrote:

Ok.
Darkjager?
The Rigger?

One is a liquid and the frigging other is a shipyard worker.
I am an evil doctor. Check my profile. All you will ever know about me is that I am, and have been since I signed up for boards, a near mythical supervillian with nipple related psychic abilities.
I have been a nemesis since my college years. I have the experience. I have the smug sense of superiority. I have the masterful punning ability.
I even have one wooden leg. Dammit I ooze sinister appeal.
And you just earned yourself a nemesis. Bitch.

I do like the idea of having an evil Doctor to work with, where did you get your evil medical degree?

Perhaps you, me, and dark jagger could form an evil alliance.

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Ok, That's it

I'm forming the first Evil Super Villain Union.



ESVU.

We promise you the best working conditions.

(P.S: This is not an evil alliance, it is simply a union to ensure that all evil supervillains get fair working treatment and benefits).