The dart ,Howth ,most disgusting thing i've ever seen!

Winters · 03-04-2007 11:22PM

humbert wrote:

Yea, there were two gingers kissing a few seats up from me on the train home today. sounded like fish doing mouth to mouth.

Still, that's abominable and what makes my blood boil is that they can do it with such impunity.

People with gingervitus have no soul.

Dave! · 04-04-2007 12:31AM

ugh, start executing these people at birth.....

stevejazzx · 04-04-2007 12:33AM

copacetic wrote:

pretty rank, but if it is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen then you need to get out more..

ok let me paint you a picture

three extremley smelly, unwahed for weeks, yellow toothed, scabs on face, dirty haired scumbags, sipping beer cans while making involuntary noises (farting, belching, general murmuring) and actually so full from beer that were expelling refuse and waste from their stomachs out through thier mouths, probably so extrmely constipated that this waste was actually their own excrement (i'm not joking, this is common) and then one them urinates over herself and the train, so much urine that it starts to stream along in little rivers all over train and people are walking in it, it's mixed with beer and previous urine.....and there seems to be faeces rotting away somewhere in the background to all this....
on a hot dart that was cooking these germs and bacteria which became airborne when the dart started to move and were ultimately inhlaed by most of the passengers

how's that, because that's in essence what it was.

copacetic · 04-04-2007 12:36AM

stevejazzx wrote:

ok let me paint you a picture

three extremley smelly, unwahed for weeks, yellow toothed, scabs on face, dirty haired scumbags, sipping beer cans while making involuntary noises (farting, belching, general murmuring) and actually so full from beer that were expelling refuse and waste from their stomachs out through thier mouths, probably so extrmely constipated that this waste was actually their own excrement (i'm not joking, this is common) and then one them urinates over herself and the train, so much urine that it starts to stream along in little rivers all over train and people are walking in it, it's mixed with beer and previous urine.....and there seems to be faeces rotting away somewhere in the background to all this....
on a hot dart that was cooking these germs and bacteria which became airborne when the dart started to move and were ultimately inhlaed by most of the passengers

how's that, because that's in essence what it was.

as I said, pretty rank, but I'd be surprised if it is the most disgusting thing even one person on here has ever heard even with all the embellishment you are now adding.

smelly people taking a piss in public, big swing.

swingking · 04-04-2007 12:38AM

stevejazzx wrote:

ok let me paint you a picture

three extremley smelly, unwahed for weeks, yellow toothed, scabs on face, dirty haired scumbags, sipping beer cans while making involuntary noises (farting, belching, general murmuring) and actually so full from beer that were expelling refuse and waste from their stomachs out through thier mouths, probably so extrmely constipated that this waste was actually their own excrement (i'm not joking, this is common) and then one them urinates over herself and the train, so much urine that it starts to stream along in little rivers all over train and people are walking in it, it's mixed with beer and previous urine.....and there seems to be faeces rotting away somewhere in the background to all this....
on a hot dart that was cooking these germs and bacteria which became airborne when the dart started to move and were ultimately inhlaed by most of the passengers

how's that, because that's in essence what it was.

Now that's rotten!!!!!!!!!!!

CiaranC · 04-04-2007 12:40AM

You didnt happen to get the chicks number by any chance?

LovelyTom · 04-04-2007 12:52AM

sean_keevey wrote:

They were just returning to the Northside, that sort of thing is par for the course over there.;)

Thats bull****, I've only ever seen that sort of stuff once or twice and i use public transport all the time. There is nothing wrong with the Northside. Admittedly there are several places in the Northside known for being rough and to be avoided but same with the Southside.

Reganio 2 · 04-04-2007 01:08AM

DaveMcG wrote:

ugh, start executing these people at birth.....

Thats harsh. Just cause their ginger just make them dye their hair.

Ghost Train · 04-04-2007 01:34AM

have been on the dart when a ticket inspector caught this respectable canadian tourist without a ticket. inspector asked him to pay for a ticket or leave the train. guy said he bought a ticket and threw it away after using it and wouldnt be paying or getting off. so ticket inspector stops the train next station, calls his superviser who arrives in a few minutes. tells the guy to pay or get off or they'll get the guards. after 10-15minutes argument/delay the guy apologies to us other people for the delay and eventually agrees to pay the few euro.
that they make such a big deal about one persons ticket and delay the rest of the passengers and then your guy on the platform just laughed when you told about the scum pissing and pouring beer on the seat is pretty disappointing. makes me more angry at the people running the system, they should kick any scum off the trains
my parents once witnessed some druggies shooting up on the dart, so you can be really unlucky with people you come across

PeakOutput · 04-04-2007 01:39AM

LovelyTom wrote:

Thats bull****, I've only ever seen that sort of stuff once or twice and i use public transport all the time. There is nothing wrong with the Northside. Admittedly there are several places in the Northside known for being rough and to be avoided but same with the Southside.

i think thats why he put the wink smiley at the end

stevejazzx · 04-04-2007 09:20AM

copacetic wrote:

as I said, pretty rank, but I'd be surprised if it is the most disgusting thing even one person on here has ever heard even with all the embellishment you are now adding.

smelly people taking a piss in public, big swing.

whats the bar here?

Setun · 04-04-2007 09:48AM

Anyone ever felt the need to change carriage because of fat girls playing ****ty loud music on their phones? That's pretty annoying. Not as bad as pissing, granted, but aggravating all the same.

copacetic · 04-04-2007 09:53AM

stevejazzx wrote:

whats the bar here?

well there have been plenty more disgusting experiences quoted on after hours, including ones on the DART. I just think this is pretty mild and the OPs obsession with the colour of the travellers teeth is a bit freaky too..

stevejazzx · 04-04-2007 10:06AM

Jeez, mention something twice and you're obsessive. I see, so I'm a freak and my storys dull. Great. Well next time, I'll make sure to have something really sickening to report for you and I promise not to highlight details more than once. How's that?

copacetic · 04-04-2007 10:10AM

stevejazzx wrote:

Jeez, mention something twice and you're obsessive. I see, so I'm a freak and my storys dull. Great. Well next time, I'll make sure to have something really sickening to report for you and I promise not to highlight details more than once. How's that?

that'd be great!

C'mon stevejazzx, admit it, you have seen more disgusting things, haven't you?

GrumPy · 04-04-2007 10:19AM

stevejazzx wrote:

I do wish that i had moved to another carriage.

Theres your answer.

**** happens on darts, if you have the oppurtunity to stay away, do so. It makes no sense that you got off train to complain, then got on same carriage? Im sorry, but thats just retarded.

grahamb · 04-04-2007 10:22AM

Hey im a traveler and i dont piss on trains we are not all like that and some of us even have an educaton. even with people who life in housed are scum as well like/ just onley if we are travelrs that means tat all of us will piss on trains?

im from a halton site in finglas and even i have a mate in leixlip who lifes in a house and all. im am not very trilled to here people saying we are all like pissers on traons

stevejazzx · 04-04-2007 10:24AM

copacetic wrote:

that'd be great!

C'mon stevejazzx, admit it, you have seen more disgusting things, haven't you?

Yeah, well..I'm originally from dublin 8 so yeah of course I have:)

stevejazzx · 04-04-2007 10:29AM

Irish GrumPy wrote:

Theres your answer.

**** happens on darts, if you have the oppurtunity to stay away, do so. It makes no sense that you got off train to complain, then got on same carriage? Im sorry, but thats just retarded.

by the time we realised how bad the situation was, the train was filling up, we moved away down to the end of the carriage that appeared sufficent enough at the time..beside we had heavy bags with us etc....retarded is a bit strong, i would of went for silly but hey that's just me!

04-04-2007 10:30AM

grahamb wrote:

im from a halton site in finglas and even i have a mate in leixlip who lifes in a house and all. im am not very trilled to here people saying we are all like pissers on traons

halting, lives, thrilled, hear, trains.

stevejax wrote:

i would of went for silly but hey that's just me!

Would HAVE. Don't ever write "would of" again, please!

Ghost Train · 04-04-2007 10:40AM

grahamb wrote:

Hey im a traveler and i dont piss on trains we are not all like that and some of us even have an educaton. even with people who life in housed are scum as well like/ just onley if we are travelrs that means tat all of us will piss on trains?

im from a halton site in finglas and even i have a mate in leixlip who lifes in a house and all. im am not very trilled to here people saying we are all like pissers on traons

are you really a traveler?
or are ya taking d' piss

0ubliette · 04-04-2007 10:40AM

eolhc wrote:

or are ya taking d' piss

on a train?

stevejazzx · 04-04-2007 10:44AM

bluewolf wrote:

Would HAVE. Don't ever write "would of" again, please!

ahhh it must be the thread.....I written would've and even would have countless times and now.... i don't know!

AnonoBoy · 04-04-2007 10:53AM

Just to clarify - I meant get off the train, tell the inspector and then get on another carriage.

I wasn't suggesting that the OP do nothing about it whatsoever.

grahamb · 04-04-2007 11:19AM

yes i am realy a traveler and im not takin dpiss

i live in a brick house but not a caravan. i no there are really bad some peole that are travelers but not all are the same of they type like. when i here people saying that type of storey then it makes me angry ant the traveler comunity, thereare always some bad people in all comunitys

daymobrew · 04-04-2007 11:35AM

Winters wrote:

If you see something like that and the guy in the station does nothing ring the Gardai, im sure you know their number is 999, and make a complaint. As it is the gardai can easily arrest them on several offences such as Public Order, Drinking in public etc.

The guy in the station is not going to do much about it, in reality there is nothing he can do. I can tell you that those scumbags dont care about them and he is pretty powerless to do anything. Usually it is just the one guy sitting in the station aswell.

The back of my train ticket lists a number for reporting this type of behaviour. Store the number in your mobile.

Irish Rail ticket wrote:

Use our freephone service 1800-344-544 to report incidents of antisocial behaviour

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jrey1981 wrote:

We had some drunken guys stop their car just outside our gate the other night. One went for a piss on the verge and then left two boxes of empty drinks cans there.

If it ever happens again will be taking their number plate and calling the guards. .

Litter Wardens are a good avenue too. It's a 125 euro fine for littering. A reg plate is sufficient.

micmclo wrote:

Luckily for you OP, you don't live beside Croke Park.
I've often had people going for a piss behind our wall on match day. (it's fairly high and concealed from the road)

Could you water your lawn at the same time. Maybe have a twitch in your wrist that causes the hose to go a bit mad.

Jumpy · 04-04-2007 11:38AM

Heh, I honestly cant take grahamb seriously. I think he is a troll.
He is too stereotypical.

hullaballoo · 04-04-2007 11:48AM

grahamb wrote:

yes i am realy a traveler and im not takin dpiss

i live in a brick house but not a caravan. i no there are really bad some peole that are travelers but not all are the same of they type like. when i here people saying that type of storey then it makes me angry ant the traveler comunity, thereare always some bad people in all comunitys

You're right, of course. I don't think anyone intended this thread to be a slur against travellers, but against scumbags.

There are scumbags everywhere. It makes shag all difference what your circumstances or origins are, you're either a scumbag, or you aren't. Some of the biggest scumbags I've met have come from very wealthy backgrounds, and some have come from the opposite side of things.

grahamb · 04-04-2007 12:25PM

i dont no what a troll is i am just tell that not all people are the same as the ones on the train

i even have a job in a recicling place in cooloock that train me on how to use computers on break time even as well after work time

John Mason · 04-04-2007 12:41PM

grahamb wrote:

i dont no what a troll is i am just tell that not all people are the same as the ones on the train

i even have a job in a recicling place in cooloock that train me on how to use computers on break time even as well after work time

well may be you should get spelling and english lessons too - i have absolutely no idea what you are trying to saying

The dart ,Howth ,most disgusting thing i've ever seen!

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