Getting Rid of a Hickey, Quickly!!?

Dave · 28-02-2007 12:23AM #1

Ok, so I have a date tomorrow, it's my second with this girl, but I went out last night, and ended up going home with another girl, who, despite me telling her of my strict no hickey policy ended up giving me one. So I need to get rid of this as soon as possible, I've been trying the toothpaste thing, but to no avail. Any ideas?

aidan_walsh · 28-02-2007 12:26AM

Use a vacuum cleaner to remove it.

crosstownk · 28-02-2007 12:26AM

I remember hearing that vinegar was a cure - never tried it though. I reckon the only cure is time. If it's only red then it should be ok in 24 hours or so. If its any more 'vigorous' then you may have a wee problem.............

connundrum · 28-02-2007 12:29AM

Postpone the date - work thing/family emergency/broken leg etc. It will have to run its usual 2-3 day course and not much will shorten that period

melekalikimaka · 28-02-2007 12:29AM

get your mommy to give you more to make a line and say you got hit with a metal pipe, thats what i do

Dave · 28-02-2007 12:30AM

Hmmm the hoover just made it worse... I'll keep on trying though, on different parts of my neck.

DamienH · 28-02-2007 12:31AM

lol a hoover

Dave · 28-02-2007 12:33AM

melekalikimaka wrote:

get your mommy to give you more to make a line and say you got hit with a metal pipe, thats what i do

I don't live at home... that's the main problem with the above.

Oh forgot to mention, I don't have access to make-up either.

The_B_Man · 28-02-2007 12:34AM

haha i lol'd when i saw the suggestion for the hoover! please tell me you didnt ACTUALLY try the hoover? lol

ye, try get another girl to give you a hickey over it! they'll cancel each other out and clear up in a matter of minutes! honest!

Giblet · 28-02-2007 12:43AM

Be older than 14

Smellyirishman · 28-02-2007 12:45AM

Postpone.

Dave · 28-02-2007 12:47AM

Giblet wrote:

Be older than 14

<typical boards response>

:rolleyes:

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aidan_walsh · 28-02-2007 12:52AM

No you fool, use it at the other side. It'll suck it off from behind*.

*cough*

28-02-2007 12:59AM

connundrum wrote:

Postpone the date - work thing/family emergency/broken leg etc. It will have to run its usual 2-3 day course and not much will shorten that period

Agreed theres nothing you can say to get out of this, just be well over apologetic, **** happen's don't feel bad over it and tell the 1st girl the hickey's aren't on
I ****ing hate them ...It feels like being branded

Ghost Train · 28-02-2007 01:02AM

despite me telling her of my strict no hickey policy ended up giving me one

amateur, if only you'd outlined the terms in a signed written agreement

http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-a-Hickey

Kinetic^ · 28-02-2007 01:02AM

Give yourself a black eye and say you got jumped the other night.

Dave · 28-02-2007 01:04AM

I might just wear a scarf! I don't really want to postpone, we're both pretty busy so it's hard to meet up as it is. The last date was 2 and half weeks ago.

Kinetic^ · 28-02-2007 01:06AM

Also, do you tell all your dates that you don't want hickeys when you go home with them?

Dave · 28-02-2007 01:09AM

Last night wasn't a date, it was just a randomer, and yeah I tend to mention subtly about not giving hickeys, if I'm with a randomer, but I was a bit more than subtle last night, and yet here I am.

jellie · 28-02-2007 01:58AM

Dave wrote:

yeah I tend to mention subtly about not giving hickeys, if I'm with a randomer

Well thats just putting the idea in their head, hehe

Nevyn · 28-02-2007 02:09AM

Arinca cream works well a chemist will have it and also pop to the make up counter and ask about concealer they will sort you out with something.

copacetic · 28-02-2007 02:22AM

if i remember a coating of toothpaste and the back of a cold tea spoon was the way to go...

(never actually worked though)

28-02-2007 02:40AM

daveym wrote:

if i remember a coating of toothpaste and the back of a cold tea spoon was the way to go...

(never actually worked though)

then why the hell say it

that's like suggesting standing on o'connell st

Dave · 28-02-2007 02:47AM

Standing in O'Connell Street eh.. that's so crazy it just might work!

28-02-2007 03:26AM

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Rabies · 28-02-2007 03:31AM

You are are only going for your second date with this girl. It isn't like you're going out or anything.

So what.

Dave · 28-02-2007 04:58AM

Yeah I know, but at the same time I do like this girl, and it wouldn't be giving the best impression.

"Hey Dave, what happened your neck"
"Oh I rode some randomer on monday night, and she gave me a hickey"
"Haha that's funny,so when do you want do you want to meet up again"

I don't think it works like that

BlitzKrieg · 28-02-2007 05:20AM

Get a pair of thick rimmed glassess, wear all black, get a load of crappy music.

then take a razor and cut yourself where the hicky is. only a small cut is needed. but bigger is always better

then put a plaster over it and if she asks about it start talking about the futiliy of life and how your overpowered by your own sensitivity within a world of insensitivity.

wont garuntee a third date, but it will ensure she will never find(believe) the hickey.

Victor · 28-02-2007 05:33AM

Go paintballing http://www.playpaintball.co.za/image/hop9.jpg

BlitzKrieg · 28-02-2007 05:37AM

Aww sh*t! i did that to a guy a couple of weeks back, I nailed him with a shot to the neck...It actually does look like a hickey.

If you want I can get someone on the Dublin reapers to cover for you and say you were with them last friday at their training and got a shot to the neck.

Gaspode · 28-02-2007 08:31AM

Dave wrote:

Ok, so I have a date tomorrow, it's my second with this girl, but I went out last night, and ended up going home with another girl, who, despite me telling her of my strict no hickey policy ended up giving me one. So I need to get rid of this as soon as possible, I've been trying the toothpaste thing, but to no avail. Any ideas?

Take a bootlace, preferebly a good thick one from football boots or something, and soak it in vinegar for half an hour or so.
Then slap the top of your knob with it 50 times whilst chanting 'stop telling me what to do, stop telling me what to do' at the top of your voice. You'll never get a hickey from a girl while chasing another girl again.

Getting Rid of a Hickey, Quickly!!?

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