Women.. no longer ladies ?

The Sweeper · 25-02-2007 04:44PM

Terry wrote:

If you have a problem with a thread, use the report post function.

Seriously, can you realistically tell me you think that Blue Lagoon's "troll yer boat" ditty is worthy of a mod wrist-slapping compared to the rest of the incendiary rubbish in this thread?

I wouldn't bother reporting a post in AH that wasn't porn, obvious spam or inappropriate personal abuse and I really don't see how you can pull Blue Lagoon up on what is, frankly, a completely appropriate response to this uber-troll-fest.

"DE WIMMIN, DEY R DE FAT N VULGUR, N DE SLUTS"

So now we not only have to read it, but we have to put up and shut up without using the word 'troll' too?

Don't bother your arse telling me I don't have to read it - I've been a user on this site for six years and it's on the first page of a forum I read regularly and at this stage it's DULL how many times this shite appears.

Still, I don't report it, I just flame back at the flamers in the spirit of the interweb - you going to tell me to report your post now too?

The OP isn't trolling, but plenty of people on this thread are. The OP's opinion is frankly that of a sexually frustrated mid-teen whose advances have been rejected. There is a startling double standard on boards when it comes to the predominantly male user base and their opinions of women. If I didn't know better I'd think Ireland was a muslim country - a bunch of sexually experimental, repressed youths who want to marry virgins. Perhaps the pages of the OP's favourite skin mags were stuck togehter and he had no recourse but to post on AH because none of the nudey-selling newsagents were open at half one in the morning?

Terry · 25-02-2007 05:55PM

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

Seriously, can you realistically tell me you think that Blue Lagoon's "troll yer boat" ditty is worthy of a mod wrist-slapping compared to the rest of the incendiary rubbish in this thread?

I wouldn't bother reporting a post in AH that wasn't porn, obvious spam or inappropriate personal abuse and I really don't see how you can pull Blue Lagoon up on what is, frankly, a completely appropriate response to this uber-troll-fest.

"DE WIMMIN, DEY R DE FAT N VULGUR, N DE SLUTS"

So now we not only have to read it, but we have to put up and shut up without using the word 'troll' too?

Don't bother your arse telling me I don't have to read it - I've been a user on this site for six years and it's on the first page of a forum I read regularly and at this stage it's DULL how many times this shite appears.

Still, I don't report it, I just flame back at the flamers in the spirit of the interweb - you going to tell me to report your post now too?

The OP isn't trolling, but plenty of people on this thread are. The OP's opinion is frankly that of a sexually frustrated mid-teen whose advances have been rejected. There is a startling double standard on boards when it comes to the predominantly male user base and their opinions of women. If I didn't know better I'd think Ireland was a muslim country - a bunch of sexually experimental, repressed youths who want to marry virgins. Perhaps the pages of the OP's favourite skin mags were stuck togehter and he had no recourse but to post on AH because none of the nudey-selling newsagents were open at half one in the morning?

I was cranky earlier too, so I stepped away from the computer and went for a nap. I'm not cranky now.

L31mr0d wrote:

The institution of the man providing the food and shelter and the woman looking after the children and the home has existed since the beginning of civilization and has worked, yet now in the last few generations women now want to be men, and would you look, divorce rates are sky rocketing, STDs are through the roof and infidelity is accepted as the norm.

Like global warming, cancer, alcoholism and everything else, the things you listed have also been around since the dawn of man.
The thing is, we are more aware of them now due to global media.
Nothing has changed. Humans are the same as they have always been.
We are just more aware of the flaws in others now than we have been in earlier times.
None of the things you listed are new. ooh. noodles.
Wimmen have always been sluts and men have always been willing to sleep with them (making men studs in the eyes of other men and bastards in the eyes of wimmen, but wimmen are still regarded as sluts by both. There's something you should work on. Clearing up that double standard. might make the world a better place and your next girlfriend might not cheat on you).

Unpossible · 25-02-2007 06:59PM

pfft, there is no way Im going to leave my future wife just sit at home, she will be off out in an office working

I tell my fiancee this every so often, if anyone is going to stay at home playing with kids and cooking all day its going to be me (but then by that stage we hope to be living in China and I will be doing private english lessons at home).

For reference, my fiancee is almost finished her second Batchelors degree and plans on doing a masters later, so she is way smarter than me*

*edit : What Im trying to say is I feel it would be a waste of her talents if she had to stay at home, but then I wouldn't feel guilty about it if she really wanted to spend her time raising the kids (too many people seem to look down on a woman/man who decides to be there for their kids)

Terry · 25-02-2007 07:14PM

Apologies to Blue_lagoon for my earlier remark.
To make up for it, I give you the nerdiest (can't think of the right word) thing i have ever done.
http://memory-alpha.org/en/images/thumb/8/86/Dr_Soong.jpg/180px-Dr_Soong.jpg

Terry · 25-02-2007 09:32PM

/ pops in. looks around. no-one here.

click

/runs away from angry women.

Hagar · 25-02-2007 09:36PM

"Medal for Bravery" awarded to Terry, posthumously...

BlueSpiral · 25-02-2007 09:40PM

/smacks Terry upside the head with "Medal For Bravery"

Huzzah, the race of manpigs has had thier comeuppance.

Backtoblack · 25-02-2007 09:51PM

Terry wrote:

/ pops in. looks around. no-one here.

click

/runs away from angry women.

mmmmmmm rolo icecream!! mmmmmm

Not all men are ****.. only most of my exes.. and a few others too.. wife beaters, junkies, as*holes, d*ckheads, idiots, sh*theads, losers, wasters & men that wear trackies.

A lot of women are total and complete idiots too..
but aren't we really just talking about individual personalities?
I saw a group of about 10 guys standing in the middle of grafton street today too, had a chuckle because people had to walk all the way around them.. and 2 guys in here were moaning about women doing the same thing yesterday.

Point - don't plonk us all into the same category.. some of us are individual and actually hate Cornation Street and Big Brother and dear god, we hate Now magazine too. awwwright!

Dara Robinson · 25-02-2007 10:36PM

bluewolf wrote:

Everyone single guy I've ever met who calls themselves a 'nice guy' is a doormat and doesn't know the difference between 'nice' and 'doormat with no self respect'. They are generally rejected by women and extremely bitter.

Well I cant tell you that I am not doormat. I am a nice guy and its not self proclaimed. My best mate (female), my sisters and friends call me that. There are doormat's out there but not every guy that thinks he is a nice guy is a doormat. Just nice.
The more I read this thread and what other women are posting the more I'm inclined to start becoming a prick., You lot seem to love by what I have been before and from what your posting

(P.S.: Complete exaggeration, just making a point)

jellie · 25-02-2007 10:55PM

My guess is that the men who are giving out about the lack of nice girls are the men who cant get the nice girls because of their attitude towards girls..

ah what a vicious circle

Backtoblack · 25-02-2007 10:55PM

Dara Robinson wrote:

Well I cant tell you that I am not doormat. I am a nice guy and its not self proclaimed. My best mate (female), my sisters and friends call me that. There are doormat's out there but not every guy that thinks he is a nice guy is a doormat. Just nice.
The more I read this thread and what other women are posting the more I'm inclined to start becoming a prick., You lot seem to love by what I have been before and from what your posting

(P.S.: Complete exaggeration, just making a point)

I know a lot of nice guys.. and they are not door mats!

Fanny Cradock · 26-02-2007 12:29AM

Nice guys = cuddle bitches*... apparently

*Google it

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 26-02-2007 12:45AM

sar84 wrote:

My guess is that the men who are giving out about the lack of nice girls are the men who cant get the nice girls because of their attitude towards girls..

ah what a vicious circle

Depends on how you define a NICE girl.

brianthebard · 26-02-2007 01:11AM

Backtoblack wrote:

Yeah right, you men wouldn't last 5 minutes without us!
You'd be living off packet soup and there wouldn't be a sheep in the country safe. :rolleyes:

Pfft, you and me should have a cook off to decide which sex is better...(I'll win)
As sheep, we all make mistakes!!!

me-"huney, your feeling very soft tonight, did you do something different with your hair down under?"

huney- "baaa.."

me-" easy baby, relax..."

huney-"grunts"

Poiteen does strange things to a man...*Weeps*

Tak3n · 26-02-2007 01:13AM

Just to clear things up... i didn't get rejected as some female posters seem to think (Lol, cant believe i used "female" and "think" in the same sentence).

As for the guys sticking up for the ladies.. all hope for you is lost. You are now officially no longer men and have allowed women to become the dominant sex.

Tak3n · 26-02-2007 01:15AM

brianthebard wrote:

Pfft, you and me should have a cook off to decide which sex is better...(I'll win)
As sheep, we all make mistakes!!!

me-"huney, your feeling very soft tonight, did you do something different with your hair down under?"

huney- "baaa.."

me-" easy baby, relax..."

huney-"grunts"

Poiteen does strange things to a man...*Weeps*

I feel u man... only i didn't have the privellege of banging a sheep... rather some fattie with a bush like the amazon

26-02-2007 01:17AM

Are you even for serious with that crap your posting ?

brianthebard · 26-02-2007 01:18AM

Tak3n · 26-02-2007 01:22AM

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Are you even for serious with that crap your posting ?

i smell burning in the kitchen :mad:

Backtoblack · 26-02-2007 01:23AM

brianthebard wrote:

Pfft, you and me should have a cook off to decide which sex is better...(I'll win)
As sheep, we all make mistakes!!!

me-"huney, your feeling very soft tonight, did you do something different with your hair down under?"

huney- "baaa.."

me-" easy baby, relax..."

huney-"grunts"

Poiteen does strange things to a man...*Weeps*

I'm a vegetarian, but I will make a special Brian Lasagne out of you and serve it to the homeless people.. I'll spare the sheep though, with you outta the way, i'd have some chance of 5 minutes alone with it... mmmmmm sexay sheepie!

Sangre · 26-02-2007 01:23AM

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Are you even for serious with that crap your posting ?

He's like, totally for serious!

26-02-2007 01:24AM

Hmm! I burn thing's
Your right I do! :)What are you gonna do about it?

Tak3n · 26-02-2007 01:26AM

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Hmm! I burn thing's
Your right I do! :)What are you gonna do about it?

Whats your name? u wanna hook up babez? xxx

Backtoblack · 26-02-2007 01:28AM

Tak3n wrote:

i smell burning in the kitchen :mad:

Oops.. there goes my Brian Lasagne..
*Calls sheepie and sheepie doggie for dinner!! Sorry homies**

Damn, you were right about the cooking anyway.. eat out, thats what i say.
:rolleyes:

:eek:

Tak3n · 26-02-2007 01:30AM

Backtoblack wrote:

Oops.. there goes my Brian Lasagne..
*Calls sheepie and sheepie doggie for dinner!! Sorry homies**

Damn, you were right about the cooking anyway.. eat out, thats what i say.
:rolleyes: :eek:

eat out what? MMmmMM

brianthebard · 26-02-2007 01:31AM

Backtoblack wrote:

I'm a vegetarian, but I will make a special Brian Lasagne out of you and serve it to the homeless people.. I'll spare the sheep though, with you outta the way, i'd have some chance of 5 minutes alone with it... mmmmmm sexay sheepie!

Its ok to kill humans but not animals??

Also bestiality is Baaa-d....

*Kills self*

26-02-2007 01:33AM

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Backtoblack · 26-02-2007 01:41AM

brianthebard wrote:

Its ok to kill humans but not animals??

Also bestiality is Baaa-d....

*Kills self*

Just you baby. I'm cooking up your gruesome death as we speak..
Death by asphixia me thinks.. slow and painful!
*evil laughter* *har har ahar*

Men are there to be abused.
Sheep are cute and there to be saved from evil sheepshaggers like you.

backtoblack.. supersheepsaver! Go me!

brianthebard · 26-02-2007 01:49AM

Sheep are really really dumb though btb...They wouldn't even know they had been killed until it was too late.

Backtoblack · 26-02-2007 01:57AM

brianthebard wrote:

Sheep are really really dumb though btb...They wouldn't even know they had been killed until it was too late.

Shurrup meanie sheepshagger!

Sheep speak to me from the other side.. and I know how many you've tortured and killed.. they saw you coming and the evil in your eyes way before they died!!

**cries for sheepsies**

Women.. no longer ladies ?

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