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Celebrity Slap in the Face - Who Would it Be?

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,194 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    jade goody


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Gordon Ramsey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    would the OP mind if I changed the title of the thread to: Celebrity Slap in the Face - Who Would it Be? (yes, we all want to slap jade goody) ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 950 ✭✭✭Feral Mutant


    rb_ie wrote:
    Jade Goody.
    I'm against the idea of slapping Jade Goody in the face because it might generate enough publicity to drag her back into the public eye and we only just got rid of her. If however, it was in a dark alley with no witnesses, go nuts *hands rb a golfclub*.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭Miss Fluff


    Keira Knightly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 570 ✭✭✭manonthemoon


    Ray Darcy










    .


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Ray Darcy










    .


    "How mental is that?" *crack*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Ian Dempsey too, just to take that cheeriness out of his voice. When his show is on, it's too early to put up with chirpy gits with fake accents.

    I'd say Ryan Turdhead Turbidy as well, but slapping's too good for him. Maybe if the thread was called "Celebrity Baseball Bat With Nails In It in the Face - Who Would it Be?".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Don Wycherley.

    Get off the radio you annoying voiced moron.

    :mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Diarmuid Gavin, where in the fcuk did he get that accent,? And any of those so called "celebrity chefs",particularly that twat Nevin Maguire who gets so much free publicity from RTE that that place he runs up in Caaaavan must be like the RTE canteen with all the freeloaders getting "looked after" .:mad: :mad: :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭zuutroy


    julep wrote:
    would the OP mind if I changed the title of the thread to: Celebrity Slap in the Face - Who Would it Be? (yes, we all want to slap jade goody) ?

    Go ahead! If it fits?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    Amm, fairly high on my list would be that tosser Russell Brand, cant believe he hasnt been mentioned?:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,019 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    Glen Hansard, and it wouldn't be a slap in the face but a swift kick to the groin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Barry Scott


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,200 ✭✭✭muppetkiller


    What's wrong with you people !!!!!
    RONAN KEATING AND BRIAN MAC FADDEN both deserve a hell of alot more than a slap...
    Both Talentless and should be convicted of murdering the music (ha ! ) they sing.
    Although It must be said that Ronan sounds worse that Brian but at least does nice things for Charity..(but it's still no excuse for destroying Iris and Fairytale in New York)...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭Archeron


    that Irish speaking guy that appears on Today FM, Munchan O Muincheasean or whatever the feck his name is. What an annoying git.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Cool_CM wrote:
    Glen Hansard, and it would be a slap in the face but a swift kick to the groin

    Seconded!

    i hear that fvckin' story about that fvckin' dog one more fvckin' time and i swear i won't be responsible for my actions.... twat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Ryan Tubridy (kick him in the adam's apple which is all he basically is)
    Cristiano Ronaldo (so smug)
    Rob Schneider (derp de derp)
    Will Ferrell for doing Bewitched Clicky
    Pretty much any Irish female on television, especially when they try to be funny (not all though, sure Pauline McLynn is great)
    Ed Byrne
    oh jesus I nearly ****ing forgot!!! Tony ****ing Fenton!!!!! ARRRGHHHH!!!!!!! Top of the list! Apparently he actually talks like that off air too!
    Ray Romano (I Hate Raymond)
    David Hasselhoff and anyone who thinks he's funny, and/or a 'ledge', I would beat to a bloody pulp, ****ing media whore
    Yoko Ono
    Lars Ulrich

    have to go, more to come...im clearly having an angry day:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    Derek"not out"Mooney
    lol, i love the way derek dosnt feel like he can come out even though RTE had a trannie presenting telly bingo..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Jimoslimos wrote:
    Barry Scott
    If you slap him, I'll slap you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭ClareBear


    Johny Rotten

    Everyone on Fair City


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,835 ✭✭✭karlh


    this is quite specific but I'd like to use Dave Stewart from the Eurythmics to slap Chris DeBurgh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 104 ✭✭letterman


    Anne Archer ( she just gets on my tits every time I see her smarmy face)

    Anne Doyle ( Just to see if Ruu is awake )

    Condoleeza Rice ( just because )

    Pope Benedict ( because he looks like a child molestor should)

    Pat Kenny ( do I need a reason )

    That'll do for now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,873 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Jimoslimos wrote:
    Barry Scott

    Don't you mean BARRY SCOTT!!!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭padi89


    Just the one Amanda Brunker with a closed fist and knuckle duster.;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,029 ✭✭✭um7y1h83ge06nx


    I would like to kick the head off the following:

    Hugh Grant (bloody fairy)

    Joe Duffy (working class hero my @rse)

    Brian O' Driscoll (smug sh*te)

    Glenda Gilson (spanner)

    That one from "You are what you eat" Mc Keith is it? I'll smack her with a sledgehammer the evil b*tch.

    Bono

    Tony Fenton (pure arrogant twat.)

    Ryan Tubridy (spanner)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,051 ✭✭✭gazzer


    It would have to be Glenda Gilson.. Her horse face features and permanent startled look annoy me soooo much (dont know why.. I think it is cos she is plastered across every newspaper and magazine going)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 575 ✭✭✭JustCoz


    Jenny Buckley from Access Hollywood- Arrrgggg!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 565 ✭✭✭free2fly


    Paris Hilton and her new best friend Brittany Spears!


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