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Celebrity Slap in the Face - Who Would it Be?

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  • #32
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The ginger girl from Girls aloud. The rest of them are fine


  • #33
    InFront
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,698 ✭✭✭InFront


    Politicians aside...

    Steve Staunton, Andrew Flintoff, Rivaldo, Brendan O'Connor, Richard Dawkins, Trevor Brennan and someone else said... the weatherman from TV3


  • #34
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    I'm gonna have to disagree with you on the Trevor Brennan remark.
    I know him personally and can honestly say he is one of the most nicest people you will ever meet and it takes a lot to get him riled up.


  • #35
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Forgot Brendan O'Carroll, an extra hard wallop, you are not funny. You are silly little man.


  • #36
    InFront
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,698 ✭✭✭InFront


    I'm sure he's a nice man (T.Brennan), but that isn't his first offense. He mightn't be where he is today if it weren't for the forgiving nature of Warren Gatland and he's just gone and tarnished his reputation one bit further. So while he may be a nice man, he's just not much of a sportsman.


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  • #37
    andrew
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,371 Mod ✭✭✭✭andrew


    any celebrity scientologist. well, any scientologist, but preferably a celebrity one.


  • #38
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Ruu wrote:
    Forgot Brendan O'Carroll, an extra hard wallop, you are not funny. You are silly little man.
    A friend of mine had a run in with him and his mates one night.
    My friend ended up getting a slap for being a smart arse. :)


    In Front, let's leave it at that.


  • #39
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Joe Duffy Joe Duffy Joe Duffy... champion of the "working class" went through college in a dufflecoat stirring shyte,now lives in Clontorf and still thinks he is the working class hero.

    Encore... some bint Lucy something who was on the Derek"not out"Mooney show today talking about "diving with showerks off Cape Teaun" pity the fcukers didn't eat her,..save me sticking the nut on the bridge of her nose.


    Aaaaaaagh


  • #40
    the Shades
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 697 ✭✭✭the Shades


    Julian from Utv, not a celebrity by any real sense of the word but visible enough to make me wanna smack him for the past 15 years.


  • #41
    InFront
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,698 ✭✭✭InFront


    He's not the worst, he's always so happy.


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  • #42
    Steyr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,266 ✭✭✭Steyr


    InFront wrote:
    the weatherman from TV3


    Martin King? Aw no way he is an ace weatherman full of craic. No way, Id slap Gay Byrne.


  • #43
    walrusgumble
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,062 ✭✭✭walrusgumble


    InFront wrote:
    He's not the worst, he's always so happy.

    julian from utv?

    he is way too camp,(dont mean it in a homopobic way,more like the carry on ... films way, but worse)

    that fake accent he put on jesuss. (at least its an act, he is not like that outside of work, and not camp)barely any one in Northern ireland talks like that. a good slap is what he should get.


  • #44
    walrusgumble
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,062 ✭✭✭walrusgumble


    remember last year on the late late show. brendan glesson and his excellent rant/criticism on the health board?

    well about a month later a chef came on talking about the state of chickens in supermarkets. saying we should all pay more money and buy in butchers cause its safer. now he had a fair point.. but the reason he should get a slap was the way he addressed it, definitely trying to match glesson's passion for his stance, but came out completely wrong, shouting and roaring and coming across as an arrogant prat. anyone know his name, nominee for podge n rodge irish fejit of the year award


  • #45
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    Trevor sargent.
    i despise the greens!


  • #46
    InFront
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,698 ✭✭✭InFront


    walrusgumble wrote:
    he is way too camp,(dont mean it in a homopobic way,more like the carry on ... films way, but worse)

    Sometimes it's hard to tell if someone is gay or happy


  • #47
    walrusgumble
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,062 ✭✭✭walrusgumble


    aye true, the word gay meant something along the line of happy back in the day? anyway i was not trying to sound homophobic just in case someone thought i was hen i said he was very camp, i am sure straight people can be camp. ohhhh matron


  • #48
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Steyr wrote:
    Martin King? Aw no way he is an ace weatherman full of craic

    he's as much fun as a funeral


  • #49
    manonthemoon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 570 ✭✭✭manonthemoon


    julep wrote:
    I'm gonna have to disagree with you on the Trevor Brennan remark.
    I know him personally and can honestly say he is one of the most nicest people you will ever meet and it takes a lot to get him riled up.



    Obviously he is sound. Besides walking up to complete strangers (Who might be about 4/5 stone lighter than him) and thumping them repeatedly, he is alright....



    He reminds me a of a fella I know, who would rob your house if you are out but besides that HE IS ALRIGHT:D



    .


  • #50
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    oh the choices.... that prat from the office - not him, just the character. But if i cant give him a smack then at least let me give derek davis a good hard clatter just to see him wobble....ohhh or bruce forsythe, nothing againast the guy, just wouldnt mind doing it.


  • #51
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    manonthemoon wrote:
    Obviously he is sound. Besides walking up to complete strangers (Who might be about 4/5 stone lighter than him) and thumping them repeatedly, he is alright....



    He reminds me a of a fella I know, who would rob your house if you are out but besides that HE IS ALRIGHT:D



    .
    ok. leave it at that. this isn't really the place to talk about what happened during that match.


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  • #52
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Paris Hilton


  • #53
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,873 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    A smack in the face for...

    Fran Cosgrave, Callum Best, Peirce Brosnan's step-son - famous for fcuk all
    Little Jimmie Krankie - annoying
    Oliver Martinez - twat for dumping Kylie

    A slap on the pert bum for...

    Kylie (now that she's single)
    The bird in the FAS ad
    Shawnee Smith


  • #54
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Can I tie Jade Goody, Louis Walsh, Barry Egan and Vanessa Feltz together so they qualify as one person for slaps?


  • #55
    Stephen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    Plug wrote:
    your man stephen hates him.

    He does strike me as a slimy little parasite but I no longer have the desire to kill him. I would have changed my tagline to something derogatory about Jade Goody only I can't :o


  • #56
    gucci
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,323 ✭✭✭gucci


    alf stewart off home and away....just so he could call me a "flaming idiot" afterwards,what a legend :D


  • #57
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    David Caruso aka CSI Miami's Horatio Cane/Fellatio Pain. One slap wouldn't be enough. I can't stand the way he puts emphasis on random words.


  • #58
    stooge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭stooge


    The first to come to my mind would be Jade Goody, purely because I detest the fat, ugly waste of oxygen and space. However, if I really thought about it I would LOVE to give Ian Paisley a good thump - not a slap mind you, slapping is gay...a good clean punch in the teeth would be suffice. Failing that I'd have to say Thierry Henry, he's class at football but he's an arrogant french twat.


  • #59
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    I would never hit a real woman,but that fat pig Mary Harney deserves a solid right in her fat boat-race.

    Oh yeah and that shi t-stirring racist halfwit "reverend" Jesse Jackson.


  • #60
    gucci
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,323 ✭✭✭gucci


    oh my god i cant believe i missed out on theirry henry and horatio caine.....would it be possible to knock theyre heads together??


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  • #61
    meditraitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    jeremy Clarkson ftw


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