Celebrity Slap in the Face - Who Would it Be?

zuutroy · 06-02-2007 07:44PM #1

One person, one slap in the face.

I have to say Tyra Banks....What a muppet.

Rb · 06-02-2007 07:58PM

Jade Goody.

aidan_walsh · 06-02-2007 07:59PM

One person? Aww...

I wanted to say all of "those ones" who did nothing to deserve it. It would be painful for a while, but it would be worth it.

But if I have to pick one, let me at the most recent "I'm a nobody" reality TV show winner, whomever it may be.

monkeyfudge · 06-02-2007 08:09PM

Reminds me of Colonel Gentleman's diary which contains an entry on actresses who "Need a Smack in the Mouth."

Wertz · 06-02-2007 08:27PM

That prick that sounds like a cross between Freddy Mercury and Robbie Williams who's in the charts at the minute....he deserves it solely for that "song"...

If I couldn't find him, I'd settle for Pat Kenny.

Couldn't slap a girl (although I think RB's well covered on that one

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dr.bollocko · 06-02-2007 08:29PM

Bono.
That ****.

Rb · 06-02-2007 08:31PM

Wertz wrote:

Couldn't slap a girl (although I think RB's well covered on that one )

Jade Goody isn't a girl, its the product of cross breeding a human with a pig.

connundrum · 06-02-2007 08:32PM

Linda Martin... although her lizzardy face could probably take it

Oh and Chuck Norris.. ftl

Karl Hungus · 06-02-2007 08:34PM

rb_ie wrote:

Jade Goody isn't a girl, its the product of cross breeding a human with a pig.

Don't insult the beauty that is Miss Piggy by comparing Jade with a human/pig.

faceman · 06-02-2007 08:41PM

The queen of england.

Nothing against her at all. But just so i could tell everyone that i slapped the queen of england in the face and got away with it

Reganio 2 · 06-02-2007 08:41PM

Ehhh Jens Lehmann what a w****r or if I was afraid of hitting a big angry German (which I would) that little authistc kid that sings....... Lil' Chris thats it.

Ruu_Old · 06-02-2007 08:50PM

Tom Cruise, a good, clean slap too. *connect with jaw*

If he was unavailable then Barry Mannilow, just don't like the look of him.

stepbar · 06-02-2007 08:51PM

Glenda Gilson

DarkJager · 06-02-2007 08:52PM

I second Reganios post....Lil Chris, but with a rusty steel pipe....

Plug · 06-02-2007 08:54PM

For me it would be Jesus, well he is kind of a celebrity;)

Nala · 06-02-2007 08:57PM

Kerry Katona. Stop whingeing about Bryan/your mother/your coke habit. Nobody cares.

Corruptedmorals · 06-02-2007 08:59PM

Jodie Marsh. Agh...have to say Alicia Douvall as well......she's on the same level of repulsiveness.

mwrf · 06-02-2007 09:10PM

no louis walsh haters in here?

i'd give him a head in the nose rather than a slap in the face.

Plug · 06-02-2007 09:21PM

Nala wrote:

Kerry Katona. Stop whingeing about Bryan/your mother/your coke habit. Nobody cares.

My father hates her so much. He puts on an english accent anytime he's see's her on the box, tbh she is trollop.

no louis walsh haters in here?

your man stephen hates him.

Stench Blossoms · 06-02-2007 09:34PM

He's not really a celebrity but Martin King that does the weather on TV3

Futureman · 06-02-2007 09:36PM

Gavin Lambe Murphy. C*nt.

Mrs. MacGyver · 06-02-2007 09:48PM

Victoria Beckham

walrusgumble · 06-02-2007 09:53PM

bono, (full of s&*t, any one see the meteor awards on tv, he couldnt help plugging apple when making his speech aout clannad who got an award,)

adults who keep westlife in the charts and in the money (why do you do it?)

robbie williams, moaning pr)(K, crap without his b/f guy chambers, whats with that special link with hanger on john wilkes)

i am an arsenal fan but i would still say jens lehman, particularily after european championship final last year.

robbie fowler. great talent in his 20's but never captailised on it. prob more known about the amount of property he owns rather than his footie.shame

ryan turbidy

chris de burgh

glenda gleeson and rossanna davidson - go to the opening of an envelope. aint that good looking as media claim, not a patch on andrea roche

victoria and david beckham (metrosexual, over rated footballer)

Mossy Monk · 06-02-2007 10:03PM

Kate Moss

she deserves a good beating

walrusgumble · 06-02-2007 10:11PM

pete doherty as well, but that rent boy would probably love it

Pigman II · 06-02-2007 10:31PM

Any of Dave Fanning, Nell McClafferty, Paul Morley, Roy Keane.

Caliden · 06-02-2007 10:46PM

paris hilton but it would be more a clenched fist with a knuckle duster wrapped in razor wire and instead of a fist it would be a sledgehammer.

I can do that right? ^_^