What do you have on your desk?

Ruu_Old · 31-01-2007 03:51AM

sound_wave wrote:

liksang mug
laptop
monitor
speakers
xbox360 beermat
pens
job application
house phone
penknife
A4 pad
some photos
xbox360 & pads
dsl modem & switch
and some DBZ action figures

;_; the interweb is unfair.

31-01-2007 07:06AM

Don't have a desk, but do spend some time sitting on the floor of my flat before our coffee table working offsite. What's on it right now? Let's see...
Laptop
Film script
Pens and yellow magic markers
Multi-coloured post-its pad
File folders of notes and whatnot
Lined tablet
Roll of first class US stamps
Month end bills
Pint of Guinness (to get through the bills!)

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 31-01-2007 09:28AM

I is got:
Laptop
Monitor
Keyboard & mouse
Phone
Mobile
Walkman
Vit C tablets
Desktop computer
Pen

Im so interesting!

The Hill Billy · 31-01-2007 09:33AM

PC, monitor, keyboard & mouse
Phone
Mobile
20 fags
Lighter
Security swipre
Half-eaten sesame fruit flapjack
Coffee cup (empty)
Sachet of brown sugar
2 A4 pads
Stapler
Black Bic biro
The Irish Times
Herald AM
Metro

DarkJager · 31-01-2007 09:35AM

PC
Monitor
Mouse
Keyboard
Car Keys
Packet of Drum Tobacco
Mobile Phone
Cisco IP Phone
Mouse Mat
Diary
Box of Biros
Test lab equipment stock take sheet
Head set
Balloons (yes it sounds weird but its true)
IPOD
Laptop
Speakers
5 CD-RWs
Jar of coffee
Cup of coffee
Lighter

Archeron · 31-01-2007 09:56AM

Only what appears to be a swarthy burlesque can-can lady from 1890's Louisiana whos ample fish net clad bottom has pushed everything else onto the floor. I think I need a coffee....

mikemac · 31-01-2007 09:58AM

One of the items I have is a company branded bottle opener.
I have to work late some nights (paid overtime of course) so management put a fridge full of soft drinks and beer(Miller, bulmers, corona, bud, etc.) in the canteen. It's to motivate the staff who might easily be stuck here until maybe 9m on a Friday night.

After 7pm, anyone can help themselves to a longneck bottle of their choice.
I've walked out of here some nights after having 4 bottles. That's the most I've ever had in one evening here.

I won't be for the next few weeks as I try to improve my fitness.

I doubt ye believe me but it's true.

rick_fantastic · 31-01-2007 10:42AM

2 * monitors
2 * keyboard and mouse
kvm switch
laptop and docking station
hp proliant dl380 server
cisco asa firewall
4 cisco voip routers
4 poe switches
4 voip phones
various amounts of cat5 and other cabling
desk phone
label printer

desk is very organised today because i spent most of my day yesterday cleaning it so i could set up test lab for voip. oh the joys!!!

Heyes · 31-01-2007 11:27AM

Computer Screen
Phone
Mobile
2 Calculators
Too much paper
Couple of folders
pack of m&m's
toast wrapped in tinfoil
Mouse
Ruler
Stapler
Receipts
Info pamplets
Bottle of water
some screws from my computer ( probable shouldnt be floating around)
Stand - which holds numbers, directories,info etc
Printed emails

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ really

greine · 31-01-2007 11:36AM

my feet and a cappucino! Ah..this is the life Zzzzzzzz

Naked Lepper · 31-01-2007 11:38AM

loads of ****...

trays for holding files
fan
bottle of evian
malteesers
stationary (staper, calculator, hole puncher)
mobile phone
post it notes
work i.d

matrim · 31-01-2007 11:50AM

Monitor
Keyboard and Mouse
Cup
Glass
MP3 player
Mobile
Phone
3 PDA's
2 Smartphones
an ATA
a network switch
4 empty phone boxes
3 Sim cards
loads of papers with little notes on them
Printouts or emails and RFC's
RSA key
Headset
loads of usb cables
Batteries

ixoy · 31-01-2007 12:12PM

Laptop - Which allows me to post here.
Monitor
Keyboard
Mouse and Mouse Mat
Phone
3 Boxes of Special K bar (1 full chocolate chip, 1 full original, 1 half full of chocolate chip)
Paper puncher
Box of pencils
Pen holder
2 boxes of raisins
Stapler
Carboard tube given with Evian promotion
Bottle inside the cardboard tube above
Box of pop tars (1 strawberry tart left)
Pile of notepads and papers in one corner
More paper scattered
A book on Ant scripting
A book on WebLogic Administration
Plastic casing for above
Wallet
Mobile Phones
Calendar in a CDesque plastic case
Tissues
Two nested empty plastic cups
1 cup full of change (denominations from 1c - 50c)
Scattering of pens and pencils
Some postits
My elbows

Scrotum · 31-01-2007 12:36PM

Monitor
Keyboard
Mouse
Printer
Speakers
Phone
2 Cameras
xD cards
Condoms
War of the Worlds c.d.
The Wall live in berlin c.d.
Dental floss
Skins
Lighters
Pens
Iron
Fart machine
Multi Vitamins
Loads of cash
Cup of coffee

Kolodny · 31-01-2007 01:03PM

Monitor, keyboard and mouse
Mobile and desk phone
Huge monster of a DeskJet colour printer
'In' tray full of things I should have looked at by now
A tub of pumpkin seeds and some packets of miso soup (post-Chrimbo diet)
Box of herbal tea bags
Lip balm and hand cream
Lots of biros and marker pens
Pink nail varnish
Empty giant Starbucks coffee mug
Bottle of water
Sellotape dispenser
Stapler
Toy dog
Random keys
Small change

The Sweeper · 31-01-2007 11:51PM

Keyboard
Wrist rest
Mouse
Gel mouse pad
Flat screen monitor balanced on a desk file balanced on a phone book balanced on a pack of A4 paper balanced on a CCNA study guide.
Lamp
Speakers
Magazine racks (x2)
Memory card reader
Desk trays
Hand cream
Lip balm
Last year's tax return
Digital camera
Mobile phone
Letter opener
Pack of photographs from last holiday
Two i-river mp3 recorders
A small and relatively neat pile of cables
Four tubs of various trendy supplements, from vitamins to milk thistle
Pot of pens, highlighters and craft knives
A UK-continental plug adaptor
An external hard drive for backing up the PC
A London A-Z
A filofax
Post I should have posted already
A leather folder
A bottle of water
A passport

That's the beauty of self employment. You get to have an enormous desk all to yourself. And then you cover it in sh1te.

crosstownk · 01-02-2007 12:18AM

Piece of sh1t Dell Optiplex
Mobile phone
Desk phone
Picture of my daughter
Countless invoices
Crazy amount of phone messages
Homer Simpson mug
Various pens
and pencils
Stapler
TippEx Mice
Sheets of music
Christmas cards
Camera
Ink catridges
Battery charger
Various USB cables
Keys to lots of cars
Plans for a house extension
Fuel cards
Crumbs from sausage rolls
Calender
Refill Pad
Half used card of Rennies
Ping pong ball
Toy car

My desk is a total mess!

Skellington · 01-02-2007 12:23AM

Volvic water
2 boxes of animal bars
Litre of super milk (these combined make a great dinner)
Tools
C.Ds
DVDs
A book
Laptop
Some old college sh*te

That is all.

bug · 01-02-2007 12:37AM

monitor
mouse
keyboard
scanner
letter trays
a small picture frame with a stick man drawn in it
loads of pens
a paperclip holder
my to do book
a spoon with dried in yoghurt on it
my printer
a calender/pen holder from some architects
a scalpel
a glass
an allen key
my phone
a business card of a sales rep I'm avoiding
some sticky fixers
spare change
a load of stuff in the corner I refuse to deal with

byte · 01-02-2007 12:49AM

Monitor
Creative speakers
JD flip calendar
Sky+ remote
Coffee mug
Empty bottle of Warsteiner
mouse
Bottle/Can opener
Green Rizlas
CD pen
DVDR spindle
Netgear router
ashtray
20 cigs and lighter
Bag of F connectors
Sony pen
MiniSD card
1GB USB stick
Post-its

Crowhill · 01-02-2007 10:41AM

hunnymonster wrote:

desktop computer, mouse & keyboard
remote control for a vibrator (gotta be a unique one that!)

don't keep us in suspense Hunnymonster, if the remote is on your desk, where is the vibrator?

JazzyJ · 01-02-2007 11:12AM

Right so from left to right:

Trophy from intra company pool tourney (to annoy everyone else)
Notepad
Stapler
Headphones
Empty maltesers pack
2 screwdrivers
Highlighter pen
Empty lilt bottle
Empty rock shandy bottle
Empty lucozade bottle
Pen
Mug
2 monitors
photo of random crap written on my car
phone
keyboard
mouse
3 stacks of papers about work
CD

Edit:
Who knicked me holepunch?!!!!!

:D:D

Cuddlesworth · 01-02-2007 06:54PM

3 monitors, 20inch wide screen 1*17ich all flat panels
Dell optiplex
Another dell optiplex in pieces
Phone
4 empty coke bottles
Remains of my lunch sandwich
A assortment of
Cds, memory keys, bus tickets, Rsa cards, screwdrivers, software manuals, keyboards(laptop+desktop), mice, laptop hard drive cages, micro screws, hard-drives, post it's, cigarette box's, sticks of ram, air dusters and box's of screen wipes
24 port cisco switch
3 dell laptops in pieces,
15 network cables
Dsl router
1 roll of telephone cable
tool case with nothing in it
mp3 player
some envelopes
Notepads
stress ball
assortment of various pc cables and interface devices
Silver sparkling Santa hat
5 hp desktops in a stack
2 dell servers under the hp's

Sometimes I even see my desk and remember what color it is.

What do you have on your desk?

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