What do you have on your desk?

big calculator
phone
cds
laptop
laptop bag
mouse
ipod
windows it pro mag with some pens on it
open diary
gloves
phone and mobile
copy of the metro paper
wage slip(unopened!) lol
and finally a cold, 1/8 left, cup of coffee

Don't work behind a desk...

Computer
Monitor
Keyboard
Phone
Pen
Highlight marker
Stapler
Print-offs of work docs
Bottle of Coke
Empty Snack wrapper
Empty Balisto wrapper
Empty Maltesers wrapper
Empty Galaxy wrapper
2 Empty Strawberry Nutri-Grain wrappers

Yes, I missed breakfast this morning.

Depends on which desk. On the work desk we have :

17" Monitor, Keyboard, Wireless Mouse, Wireless Mouse Basestation, Calculator, Landline, Portable Phone linked to the Lanline, Desk Tidy yoke, Samples of Leather and Cloth, Samples of Paint, Paper Punch, Stapler, the all-important Rubber Stamp, Tippex, lots of paper, order files from Customers, Printer, my study books for my PPL, a Polaroid Camera, and my cold coffee from this morning.

On the home desk I have :
30" Monitor, Webcam, Logitech 5.1 Surround system, Behringer Truth Studio Monitors (Speakers, not actual Monitors), some Rack-Mounted gear (Guitar Synth, Guitar Modelling Amp, an EQ, and a Vocal Effects unit), a Mixing Desk, a Microsoft Habu Mouse, a Logitech G15 Gaming Keyboard, a 67 Key MIDI Keyboard, all-in-one Printer, Canon 350d Camera and it's associated lenses, chargers, etc, iPod, and a charging brackets for my Nokia n93 and my Garmni 360d. It's a big desk

2 Monitors.
A Keyboard.
Some yellow and green PVC tape.
A black marker.
An old Melvins ticket.
An old VNV Nation ticket.
2 cd-rs (Office 2003 and Blood the last Vamipre)
A plaster (ew!)
A fairly hair clogged bobbin.
A printer.
Big pile of paper
Battlefield 2 Box.
Some random piece of steel from Inside my computer.
€70 in Notes.
€2.30 in change.
A plectrum
Packet of Blue Rizla.
A pen.
Someones email address on a piece of paper.
Another black marker.
A roll of plasters.
Pencil.
Hair clip.
Eraser.
5 Inch long nail for etching.
A Bi-Pod for a rifle.
A Playstation clone control pad for my computer.
A business card from an artist called Levent Tuncer
Some bbs.
Packet of pins.
A Christmas card.
More change.
A little lead gun from some form of Games workshop figure.

To be honest I could go on for a lot longer. I'm nearly afraid to look in behind my monitors. Maybe its time to clean my desk :eek:

Much the same as everyone else's except I still have my Christmas decorations up.

*Uses tinsel a a boa*

Ruu wrote:

stack of papers for shredding
(its tax season)

I lol'd too

Ok so..

20" screen
Speakers
Printers (x2)
Big Calculator
Small Calculator
A pile of CV's
4 empty water bottles (feckin cleaners :rolleyes: )
Several napkins (unused)
Printing paper
Keyboard & Mouse
1000 Paper clips (approx)
4 client files
Expenses file
1 Broken cash Box (See thread from 2 weeks ago )
A lodgement book
Sellotape dispenser
A pigsback.com squishy toy
A Herald AM
A Metro
My shoe - there's a mark on it that I'm trying to remove
A Viking catalogue
3 staplers (wtf like )

60 or so CD-R's with various crap on them.
pack of bacca.
ash tray.
Lighter.
Red permanent marker.
Sky+ remote.
Skins.
A few Xanax.
Clerks DVD.
Bowie CD.
Pay slip.
Nationwide tiles sticky tape.
Mousepad (unused).
Post its.
Airwawes cherry menthol.
An unsent christmas card.
A few screws from PC towers I have taken apart.
A few reciepts.
Deck of cards.
Pack of tissues.
Speakers, Monitor and the usual other stuff.