The Official "rant/bitch/moan" Thread

Agent Smith · 30-12-2006 03:54AM

crash and social skills are words i never thought i'd see together..

only messing neil!

rant: stargal is right, i would do eva green....

Barry Aldwell · 30-12-2006 03:56AM

Awayindahils wrote:

poor company even for people who stalk the internet in the small hours.

I think she means me. If it's any consolation, I'm not the best company either.

Crash - bang your head off a (plasterboard!) wall. It helps. Especially if you do it in front of whoever you said something stupid too. They'll think you're a bit weird, but that's better than them thinking you're an idiot with no social skills.

Edwardius · 30-12-2006 05:14PM

&#231 wrote: »

that only works if I'm drunk. whereas I'm sober and still managed to do something that even a five year old would look at someone and go "man, he has no social skills" - ffs.

Ha, that doesn't even merit the time spent worrying about it, unless it was at a job interview/funeral. Pick it up man!

Awayindahils · 30-12-2006 08:04PM

Barry Aldwell wrote:

I think she means me. If it's any consolation, I'm not the best company either.

No that was written before I spoke to you. It was in reference to internet weirdos who IM me and then expect sex, and usually I tell them to shag off very nicely, but now I just yell at them.

And Crash look at where you are, look again at your social skills, or lack there of. A sense of clarity should descend.

Pet · 01-01-2007 04:49AM

Lyme disease is ****ing scary ****. God I hate ticks.

Nietzschean · 01-01-2007 07:09AM

quote off dilbert newsletter...
One of my co-workers (who is originally from Arkansas, just FYI) told me one day that he knew for a fact that sex feels better for women than it does for men. I asked, "How do you figure that?" His reply was (and I am not making this up!), "Because when you put your finger in your ear and wiggle it around, it feels better to your ear than it does to your finger."

John · 01-01-2007 01:21PM

rofflecoptor!

Pet wrote:

Lyme disease is ****ing scary ****. God I hate ticks.

I don't think I've ever seen a tick. Do you live near animals?

europerson · 01-01-2007 04:10PM

John wrote:

I don't think I've ever seen a tick.

I've only seen ticks a couple of times. There's something very unsettling about them.

gymrabbit · 01-01-2007 06:15PM

man they're scary little yokes. and you can't just yank them out when they're inside you, you have to be clever/evil about it.

John · 01-01-2007 08:13PM

Burn them out

Pet · 01-01-2007 11:30PM

John wrote:

rofflecoptor!

I don't think I've ever seen a tick. Do you live near animals?

They were around in Kerry when i went out hillwalking. Ugh. Vile, disgusting, disease-ridden bastards.

gymrabbit · 02-01-2007 12:02AM

came across a few in kerry myself. ****ing **** county.

Pet · 02-01-2007 12:11AM

gymrabbit wrote:

came across a few in kerry myself. ****ing **** county.

Hey, it's not that bad. There's not much in the way of facilities or things to do outside the pub, but it's good for swimming/hiking/surfing/snorkelling and such, that's why I like to spend summer there. Although I guess my family is there, so free food/accommodation/lifts everywhere, etc..

ApeXaviour · 05-01-2007 05:22AM

To answer pet's question in the woohoo thread (but I was gonna post it here anyway). I stopped doing my report about 4 hours ago yet I'm still up because of all the coffee and cigarettes I had :mad:

Pet · 05-01-2007 05:26AM

Hahaha. I'm up because this is my sleeping pattern for the past week. But in a hilarious twist of events, I have to get up in about 5 hours for practice with John and the band. Oh joy. (The getting up that is, I have no beef with practice.)

8thor2nd? · 05-01-2007 05:43AM

The days seem to be really disappearing with regards to holiday time and back in college time. My brother has a couple of weeks to go, stargal seems to have a month left. And I'm wasting it away on the internet. /me cries.

Pet · 05-01-2007 06:10AM

Ah for ****'s sake. I have to be up in five hours to play drums, and I'm tiiiiiired.

Curse this sleeping pattern, and curse the internet.

8thor2nd? · 05-01-2007 06:10AM

Yeah I'm going to sleep now. Screw you PET!

John · 05-01-2007 07:14PM

Pet wrote:

Hahaha. I'm up because this is my sleeping pattern for the past week. But in a hilarious twist of events, I have to get up in about 5 hours for practice with John and the band. Oh joy. (The getting up that is, I have no beef with practice.)

He made it up in time and gave a sterling performance, hats off to our Roro!

Pet · 05-01-2007 07:25PM

I only made it up in time because of the ****ing FIRE ALARM THAT WOULDN'T SHUT UP. But thanks.

So, who wants to buy my SE K750i? The joystick is ****ed, but aside from that completely integral part of the phone, it's in great condition..

John · 05-01-2007 07:48PM

How many texts does it hold?

ApeXaviour · 05-01-2007 07:58PM

Pet wrote:

So, who wants to buy my SE K750i? The joystick is ****ed, but aside from that completely integral part of the phone, it's in great condition..

That's the thing about sony ericssons. They're fantastic BUT if they have a joystick it inevitably goes to the dogs unreasonably quickly. It's a major major major flaw of them and put me off putting it on the aul christmas list.

Santa Cockburn went ahead and bought me one anyway :rolleyes:

Luckily for me though the w300i has one of those circle buttons instead of a joystick

Pet · 05-01-2007 10:42PM

John wrote:

How many texts does it hold?

Not enough, as I discovered today.

Troglodyte · 05-01-2007 11:23PM

Pet wrote:

So, who wants to buy my SE K750i? The joystick is ****ed, but aside from that completely integral part of the phone, it's in great condition..

A few days ago my 750i completely froze up and now refuses to start up. I'd buy yours if it weren't for the joystick, which btw was not far from ****ed on my one also.

Edwardius · 06-01-2007 12:38AM

Troglodyte wrote:

A few days ago my 750i completely froze up and now refuses to start up.

I thought you were talking about a BMW there for a minute.

Edwardius · 06-01-2007 12:41AM

Pet wrote:

Not enough, as I discovered today.

God bless meteor. a gang of us sent 1200 free texts to a mate to try and jam up his 3310. It worked.

Troglodyte · 06-01-2007 12:43AM

Dead Ed wrote:

I thought you were talking about a BMW there for a minute.

A BMW 750i? God, I wish....

Easy mistake to make though.

Edwardius · 06-01-2007 12:46AM

If only a BMW dealer made that mistake.

Edit: Does that make sense? I want a BMW 750i is what I'm trying to say and I don't want to pay for it. However ownership should be legitimate and the fooling of a BMW dealer must also occur. Anyone know any of those brain tricks in which you get people to pay you and convince them they've been paid? No? Ok. I wanna get rich fast.

Troglodyte · 06-01-2007 12:56AM

Unlikely he ever will though. And that's the thing about life, isn't it? Really lovely mistakes like that never, ever seem to happen, while the screw-ups that you really don't want do. Like the way that illnesses seem to afflict the nicest people, and the rotten s**ts that you'd wish plague and pestilence upon seem to sail through everything unaffected.

/bizarre rant

Edwardius · 06-01-2007 01:19AM

Yeah, Poor saddam!

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