Q & A Thread

Kojak · 12-12-2006 01:43PM

A: No, not at all.

Q: Why can't an albino shouting gorilla run for congress???????????????

Lust4Life · 12-12-2006 02:01PM

I had no idea this thread would live so long.

Did you?

Kojak · 12-12-2006 02:11PM

A: No.

Q: Why didn't you answer my question????

Star Lord · 12-12-2006 02:22PM

Because I didn't like YORE FAYSE!

Happy now?

Kojak · 12-12-2006 02:33PM

A: No

Q: Where is the marmalade???????????????????????????????

Star Lord · 12-12-2006 03:06PM

Paddington took it all back to darkest Peru.

Do you want to follow him?

boneless · 12-12-2006 07:15PM

Yes. I have a wellington boot fetish.

Is there going to be wellington boots in hell?

Star Lord · 12-12-2006 07:18PM

No, as in Hell you shall be punished, and there will be no wellington boots.

What else do you love?

boneless · 12-12-2006 07:21PM

Pooh Bear and 18 year old women wearing wellingtons, 19, 20,21,22.....99 year old women wearing wellingtons...

Will I go on?

Kojak · 12-12-2006 07:24PM

A: Yes, please do.

Q: Where is that awful smell coming from??????????????????????

boneless · 12-12-2006 07:28PM

My wellingtons.

Will there be awful smells in hell?

Kojak · 12-12-2006 07:32PM

A: Absolutley, but they will all be pink.

Q: Would you like that???????????????

boneless · 12-12-2006 07:34PM

Yes I would... especially a nice light shade.

Can badgers feel emotionally involved with me?

Star Lord · 12-12-2006 07:48PM

No, badgers are cruel heartless beasts who prey on the innocent and emotionaly vulnerable.

Is that what you want?

boneless · 12-12-2006 07:55PM

If that's the deal then yes.

Will you sing me that song again?

Kojak · 12-12-2006 08:00PM

Q+A: Which one was that - YMCA?????????????????????

boneless · 12-12-2006 10:34PM

No.

Hug?

Gaspode · 12-12-2006 10:41PM

No hugs todaythanks.

Fancy slapping Pat Kenny in the head?

Red Hand · 12-12-2006 11:02PM

Not really.

Do you slap pieces of furniture?

boneless · 13-12-2006 01:31AM

Only Chesterfield suites... they give a satisfying "thunk".

Can fish sleep?

Lust4Life · 13-12-2006 02:13AM

No. I think that explains the short lifespan. No REM and they go totally tart and commit suicide.

Ever see a fish jump it's tank?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 13-12-2006 09:00AM

A. Nope I never have.

Q. Ever see a cat jump in its tank?

spacecoyote · 13-12-2006 09:15AM

nope, but i have seen a cat-tank

do you fear the cat-tank?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 13-12-2006 09:22AM

I wouldnt say fear persay...

But I do wake up screaming sometimes, does that count?

Star Lord · 13-12-2006 09:41AM

Depends what you scream. If you scream "1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10!!!!!!" then that counts.

Do the evil monkeys infiltrate your dreams?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 13-12-2006 09:43AM

A. They do indeed, its only then I'm truly happy...

Q. Were you scared of PennyWise when you were young?

Star Lord · 13-12-2006 09:51AM

No never.

Why would anyone be scared of Pennywise the dancing clown?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 13-12-2006 10:32AM

A. Because he is intimidating to all the single men watching the movie...

Q. What kind of dance was he doing?

Star Lord · 13-12-2006 10:46AM

A sexy dance is the only kind of dance there is me thought... O_O

Why just intimidating to only the single men???

boneless · 13-12-2006 12:41PM

They have clown penis envy.

Can I bring next doors cat in for lunch?

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