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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No, not at all.

    Q: Why can't an albino shouting gorilla run for congress???????????????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I had no idea this thread would live so long.



    Did you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No.

    Q: Why didn't you answer my question????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Because I didn't like YORE FAYSE!

    Happy now? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No :(

    Q: Where is the marmalade???????????????????????????????


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Paddington took it all back to darkest Peru.

    Do you want to follow him?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Yes. I have a wellington boot fetish.

    Is there going to be wellington boots in hell?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, as in Hell you shall be punished, and there will be no wellington boots.

    What else do you love?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Pooh Bear and 18 year old women wearing wellingtons, 19, 20,21,22.....99 year old women wearing wellingtons...

    Will I go on?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yes, please do.

    Q: Where is that awful smell coming from??????????????????????


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    My wellingtons.


    Will there be awful smells in hell?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Absolutley, but they will all be pink.

    Q: Would you like that???????????????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Yes I would... especially a nice light shade.

    Can badgers feel emotionally involved with me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, badgers are cruel heartless beasts who prey on the innocent and emotionaly vulnerable.

    Is that what you want?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    If that's the deal then yes.


    Will you sing me that song again?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Q+A: Which one was that - YMCA?????????????????????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    No.


    Hug?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,062 ✭✭✭Gaspode


    No hugs todaythanks.

    Fancy slapping Pat Kenny in the head?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Not really.

    Do you slap pieces of furniture?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Only Chesterfield suites... they give a satisfying "thunk".


    Can fish sleep?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No. I think that explains the short lifespan. No REM and they go totally tart and commit suicide.



    Ever see a fish jump it's tank?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Nope I never have.

    Q. Ever see a cat jump in its tank?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,060 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    nope, but i have seen a cat-tank
    cat_tank.jpg

    do you fear the cat-tank?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I wouldnt say fear persay...

    But I do wake up screaming sometimes, does that count?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Depends what you scream. If you scream "1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10!!!!!!" then that counts.

    Do the evil monkeys infiltrate your dreams?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. They do indeed, its only then I'm truly happy...

    Q. Were you scared of PennyWise when you were young?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No never.

    Why would anyone be scared of Pennywise the dancing clown?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Because he is intimidating to all the single men watching the movie...

    Q. What kind of dance was he doing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    A sexy dance is the only kind of dance there is me thought... O_O

    Why just intimidating to only the single men???


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    They have clown penis envy.


    Can I bring next doors cat in for lunch?


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