Q & A Thread

spacecoyote · 04-12-2006 12:28PM

nah, i'm loaded

ever punch a dog?

Lust4Life · 04-12-2006 01:49PM

never! And Takola, Texas caused a Civil War that lasted forever. North against the south. They're lucky they have Los Lonely Boys and Lyle Lovett or I'd still hold a grudge. :rolleyes:

Could it be a bit colder here? Dang!

boneless · 04-12-2006 01:54PM

Yes, if you take your pants off.

Is that really the way the girls are in Texas?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 04-12-2006 04:40PM

A. Thats the way girls are everywhere, espically the girls here in tCN.

Q. Why is winter cold?

Lust4Life · 04-12-2006 06:26PM

I think it's cuz we're farther away from the sun or something. And cuz there's snow and cold breezes blowing.

You didn't put your tongue on that thing, did you?

Matt Holck · 04-12-2006 08:08PM

I did not want to hurt it

the tilt of spin
is the reason for the season

when night reaches over to enfold a shrinking day
the sun's time shortens to bring warmth with it's ray

care to extend it?

Kojak · 04-12-2006 08:18PM

A: No, definatly not.

Q: Why is there a suicidal beetroot on the lawn????????????????

Lust4Life · 04-12-2006 08:52PM

always with the veggies!

Were you denied as a child?

Kojak · 04-12-2006 10:24PM

A: No, the exact opposite infact

Q: Why is the policeman "playing" with the goat?????????????????

Lust4Life · 05-12-2006 12:57AM

It's not a goat, it's a sheep.

See?

county · 05-12-2006 01:57AM

looks more like lamb to me

so is the xmas tree up yet?

Lust4Life · 05-12-2006 02:06AM

NEVER before my Birthday. NEVER! It is law. I might fall on it in a drunken frenzy!

Is yours up?

county · 05-12-2006 02:53AM

god no,a week before xmas day,maybe

turkey for xmas or something different?

jezza · 05-12-2006 02:56AM

Prob turkey, but we aint really having a christmas this year.

If I'm not allowed have a tree, does that me I do not have to go to mass?

Lust4Life · 05-12-2006 03:34AM

It's your choice I guess.

Do you actually have Midnight Mass at Midnight in Ireland?
(ours is at 8PM. Cheapens the whole idea!)

jezza · 05-12-2006 03:40AM

Yeah, well...
Tullamore (where I live) has it at like 9 pm
but Durrow (not even a village but outside tullamore, same parish) has it at midnight... I guess thats because there are no pubs in durrow.

Whats santa bringing you

Lust4Life · 05-12-2006 03:42AM

Eggnog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's the best part of Christmas in my opinion. We pour an entire bottle of whiskey in it!

Isn't that the best?

jezza · 05-12-2006 03:47AM

Whiskey makes me wanna hurl lol.

Will be out shaking her thang for the holliers??

Lust4Life · 05-12-2006 03:55AM

I'll be in a Whiskey Induced coma hopefully! Hee hee!

Did you get your PM?

jezza · 05-12-2006 04:48AM

Indeed!!

Drinks coke?

Lust4Life · 05-12-2006 04:51AM

I try to stay away from soda unless it's mixed with my Whiskey!
Then, yes, Coke or Pepsi. No matter.

So you like Bailey's, Eh? (good stuff!)

jezza · 05-12-2006 05:06AM

love baileys, wkd (red and blue), vodka (when im drunk), cider, cosmopolition, sex on the beach, cider, bacardi, smirnoff ice, aftershocks, mickey finns, cider, cider and cider.

Do you like cider?

Lust4Life · 05-12-2006 05:10AM

I've actually never tried it! Would probably taste like sh1t here in America tho.

Why do they water everything down in America?

jezza · 05-12-2006 05:23AM

More people?
Come to ireland and come drinking with me!!

Are you brave enough?! Dont worry we would have the best possible care in the form of my boyfriend haha!

Lust4Life · 05-12-2006 05:26AM

More people! LOL! Never thought of it that way!
I hope to get to Ireland some time next year. Don't worry, I will let you know!

How could I turn down a chance to get drunk with a Hawt Paramedic standing by?

Star Lord · 05-12-2006 05:33AM

By saying no, thats how you would, not that you wanna.

Why can't ya get cartons of eggnog here like ye can in canada/the states? I loved it when I was there, christmas 01

Lust4Life · 05-12-2006 05:38AM

Cartons? Eeeeeeewwwwwww! No way! I can PM you the recipe to make it from scratch. MUUUUUUCH better!

Should I send it to you?

Star Lord · 05-12-2006 05:52AM

Well I never had homemade eggnog, but the carton stuff I got in Canada was pretty damn good! And thanks for sending it!

Should I quote Homer?

Lust4Life · 05-12-2006 05:54AM

Simpson or Winslow?

Star Lord · 05-12-2006 06:00AM

Simpson of course!

The Simpsons wrote:

Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty sweet noggy days. Then the government takes it away again.

Why only 30?

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