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The Woodchuck

  • 30-11-2006 12:15PM
    #1
    The Bollox
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    how much wood
    could a woodchuck chuck
    if a woodchuck
    could chuck wood?

    the answer is simple: none, it's dead


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  • #2
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Don't be silly, a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


  • #3
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Aw... poor thing.


  • #4
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Gordon wrote:
    Don't be silly, a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
    oh a woodchuck COULD chuck as much wood as a woodchuch wanted to chuck IF the afermentioned woodchuck was alive and / or well


  • #5
    boneless
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    I'll take him home and make him better.


  • #6
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    you sexist b*stard! who's to say the woodchuck isn't a chick?


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  • #7
    boneless
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    Cos I know him. I dress him up as a chick sometimes to mess with his head. I like messing with his head...


  • #8
    The Bollox
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    which head?
    HAI-OO!


  • #9
    boneless
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    Don't be silly. His Monday head of course...:rolleyes:


  • #10
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    But... it's Thursday!


  • #11
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    it is in Wisconsen, but in the real world it's Mercday, the eight day of the week, named after Mercury


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  • #12
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh! Well that explains a lot then! Such as how Hail can be evil today.
    This is the day when all men wear crotchless tights, isn't it? :p


  • #13
    boneless
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    Not in this windy weather.


    *Whistle and howl....*


  • #14
    The Bollox
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    I never found out what day that was, so I wear them every day just to be sure, you gotta love speed holes!


  • #15
    boneless
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    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: +:eek: =:D


  • #16
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ah, Marts, that's why I love ya, Baby!


  • #17
    The Bollox
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    who's the chick in your avatar? I'd like to introduce her to my speed hole gigiddy gigiddy


  • #18
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    WoodChuck.jpg


    Also I dont recommend doing a search for crotchless tights in work.... bad idea!


  • #19
    The Bollox
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    666 posts... nice

    when you say doing a search, do you mean using Google, or ducking under desks and actually searching


  • #20
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,115 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    chuck you say.....norris you say


  • #21
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
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    How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck???

    Marts Im not even gonna dignify that with a response!!!


    <_<



    >_>


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  • #22
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,115 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    not as much as Mr T, He can throw helluva far


  • #23
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Posted by Marts:
    when you say doing a search, do you mean using Google, or ducking under desks and actually searching


    rofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gif

    Ah, you are PRICELESS!


  • #24
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
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    rofl.gif


    -_-


  • #25
    boneless
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    I want one too...


  • #26
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
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    You cant have one!


  • #27
    boneless
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    Why not? Is it because I'm old or not a catholic?


  • #28
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    EXACTLY! Us Catholics have it in our rules and regs that only we can have the Roffles Emoticon Gif in our posession.

    Cuz as Father Jude Lucier once said "Well, we're Catholic. We may as well drink Beer!"


  • #29
    boneless
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    I am weeping now...


  • #30
    The Bollox
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    what would happen if Peter Piper met The Woodchuck? would they have a tongue twist-off? or woud they just continue picking pepper and chucking wood respectivly.

    If the latter happens, then what would happen if SHE came along from the seashore? think about it...


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  • #31
    boneless
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    Don't even think of putting the pheasant plucker in the equation...


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