The Woodchuck

The Bollox

how much wood
could a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck
could chuck wood?

the answer is simple: none, it's dead

Gordon

Don't be silly, a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

boneless

Aw... poor thing.

The Bollox

Gordon wrote:

Don't be silly, a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

oh a woodchuck COULD chuck as much wood as a woodchuch wanted to chuck IF the afermentioned woodchuck was alive and / or well

boneless

I'll take him home and make him better.

The Bollox

you sexist b*stard! who's to say the woodchuck isn't a chick?

boneless

Cos I know him. I dress him up as a chick sometimes to mess with his head. I like messing with his head...

The Bollox

which head?
HAI-OO!

boneless

Don't be silly. His Monday head of course...:rolleyes:

Lust4Life

But... it's Thursday!

The Bollox

it is in Wisconsen, but in the real world it's Mercday, the eight day of the week, named after Mercury

Lust4Life

Oh! Well that explains a lot then! Such as how Hail can be evil today.
This is the day when all men wear crotchless tights, isn't it?

boneless

Not in this windy weather.


*Whistle and howl....*

The Bollox

I never found out what day that was, so I wear them every day just to be sure, you gotta love speed holes!

boneless

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: +:eek: =:D

Lust4Life

Ah, Marts, that's why I love ya, Baby!

The Bollox

who's the chick in your avatar? I'd like to introduce her to my speed hole gigiddy gigiddy

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Also I dont recommend doing a search for crotchless tights in work.... bad idea!

The Bollox

666 posts... nice

when you say doing a search, do you mean using Google, or ducking under desks and actually searching

spacecoyote

chuck you say.....norris you say

Hail 2 Da Chimp

How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck???

Marts Im not even gonna dignify that with a response!!!


<_<



>_>

spacecoyote

not as much as Mr T, He can throw helluva far

Lust4Life

Posted by Marts:
when you say doing a search, do you mean using Google, or ducking under desks and actually searching

Ah, you are PRICELESS!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

-_-

boneless

I want one too...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

You cant have one!

boneless

Why not? Is it because I'm old or not a catholic?

Lust4Life

EXACTLY! Us Catholics have it in our rules and regs that only we can have the Roffles Emoticon Gif in our posession.

Cuz as Father Jude Lucier once said "Well, we're Catholic. We may as well drink Beer!"

boneless

I am weeping now...

The Bollox

what would happen if Peter Piper met The Woodchuck? would they have a tongue twist-off? or woud they just continue picking pepper and chucking wood respectivly.

If the latter happens, then what would happen if SHE came along from the seashore? think about it...

boneless

Don't even think of putting the pheasant plucker in the equation...

The Bollox

what kind of perverted psychopath would think of doing that? I mean you're so far over the line there you can only barely see it

boneless

I snorted the line.

The Bollox

how the hell do you snort a lion? you must have a bigger nose than big-nose, Noddy's Estranged friend

Matt Holck

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shadowlands/1650/pics.htm

boneless

Noddy Rocks... my first gay role-model!

Sofaspud

boneless wrote:

I want one too...

Here, you can have mine.

*gives*

boneless

Why thank you... I'm all emotional now...

Matt Holck