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shane86 · 2006-11-27 10:52:17

So me and my mate went on the tear Friday night. Fair few drinks, we got talkin to this Russian bird, absoloutely beautiful looking princess, probably the best my mate has ever pulled (he did so later). The phrase "you snooze you lose" came into effect, I go to the bar to top up the drink and come back to find my mate on…

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So me and my mate went on the tear Friday night. Fair few drinks, we got talkin to this Russian bird, absoloutely beautiful looking princess, probably the best my mate has ever pulled (he did so later). The phrase "you snooze you lose" came into effect, I go to the bar to top up the drink and come back to find my mate on the floor dancin with her. Briefly pulled her mate (who was fairly fine as well, however she was one of these who likes to lead you on a bit on the floor, the kiss for 5 seconds then pull back for more of a dance type, so tbh in terms of my mates achievement it didnt count on the oul ego stroking scale) but the oul jealously and regret at my trip to the bar was burnin inside of me.

Anyways, fall home about 3:30am slump infront of the tv and, much like that mad cockney geezer out of Human Traffic with the post session chat lines, there was some sex chat text lines on that local cable channel. Me pure locked read half the smallprint "only 10 cent per text, meet local girls now!" and thought **** it (come on like, I was rubbered and my pride has been damaged). I must have sent at least five in row, and now the ***** are texting me back, depleting about 4 euro a time from my credit. If any other alcoholics/dirty old men/lonely nerds on boards are familliar with it, the number is 57033. Unlike most advertising you get there is no "to cancel reply unsubscribe to 57033" and there is no "for problems with the service call 1850 xxx xxx" either. Anyone have an idea how to stop them? I know a night out costs a lump of money, you dont expect to be still payin for it on Monday ****ing morning!

So I suppose in the vein of that waffle, whats the stupidest thing yiv done pissed?

edit- I got an address for them, some bastards called FlirtFun. Droppin them an email now.

Im chancing my arm here but.......has anyone ever actually met up with a bird off these and......oh **** it nevermind, of course nobody has

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#2 27-11-2006 11:53AM

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Send "stop" or "unsubscribe" back to the number.

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#3 27-11-2006 11:54AM

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send unscrib or stop or end to the number, its one of those! there was a thread similar to this on here recently. Have a route around for it

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#4 27-11-2006 12:00PM

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Well, one of my prouder moments involved a work night out in the Turks Head pub in Dublin. After a major amount of drink, I decided it was time to go home, so I grabbed what appeared to my long winter coat. Not realizing it was the long winter coat of a very tall female colleague of mine, off I trotted with the biggest fuzziest furry collars and wrists known to man.

At the time I lived on the Northside of Dublin, so by the time I got to the Five Lamps, I was rightly tired and grumbly that no taxis were stopping. Deciding to take matters in my own hands, I waited for a "taxi" to stop at the lights and just try to clamber in. As it turned out, the car that I tried wasnt actually a taxi, but a Nissan Micra with two girls in it. They stopped at the lights and turned around to see what could only be described as a 250 pound six foot two p*ssed up transvestite trying to squash his way into their back seat. Luckily, I couldnt really fit and they drove off at speed with the back door still open before I actually got in. To those girls, I apologize wholeheartedly.

Then I got sick on my female colleagues coat and hadnt the heart to tell her, so I dumped it and told her I lost it.

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#5 27-11-2006 12:02PM

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Ring your servcie provider and give them the 5 digit code, they will give you a contact number to call.

When you call that number, if they give you any grief, just say you want it stopped or you will feel obliged to contact ComReg.

That'll work, believe me.

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#6 27-11-2006 12:14PM

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Hahahahahahahaha... oh wait a sec...

Hahahahahahahaha!!

Best laugh all morning, especially ->

shane86 wrote:

Im chancing my arm here but.......has anyone ever actually met up with a bird off these and......oh **** it nevermind, of course nobody has

Change your number, you'll never get rid of em! (or so I hear )

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#7 27-11-2006 12:47PM

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connundrum wrote:

Hahahahahahahaha... oh wait a sec...

Hahahahahahahaha!!

Best laugh all morning, especially ->

Change your number, you'll never get rid of em! (or so I hear )

Im a complete and utter spastic, granted :rolleyes:

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#8 27-11-2006 12:49PM

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Archeron wrote:

...turned around to see what could only be described as a 250 pound six foot two p*ssed up transvestite trying to squash his way into their back seat.

That is absolutely brilliant

OP, now I know why those premium number lines exist, I must see how I can go about setting one up

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#9 27-11-2006 01:01PM

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from:

http://www.regtel.ie/unsubscribe.php

SMS Short Code Allocations - Results for Code "57033"

Short Code Service Provider Telephone
57033 Zamano 01 488 5823

Call this number and tell them you want your number removed. they have 48 hours to do it.

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#10 27-11-2006 01:07PM

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Cheers tbh your a legend. The srvice site only gave an 086 premium number, 80c per minute in daytime, 40 at night.

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#11 27-11-2006 01:11PM

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no probs! that site works for any 5-digit number.

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#12 27-11-2006 05:46PM

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It would seem that a lot of boardsies have been in your situation shane...

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#13 27-11-2006 07:21PM

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im completely missing two hours from last saturday night. one of my mates put me into a taxi at 1am in tramore to get me home he went off into waterford. my house is 5 minutes walk from the taxi rank in tramore. the mother said i came in at half 3 covered in dirt, apologised for being in the horrors and went to bed. i have no idea what happened in those two hours. hopefully i was just asleep somewhere!
Another night i was caught taking a dump in the back garden by my neighbour because i couldnt get back into the house. that was a bit awkward.

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#14 27-11-2006 08:33PM

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The stupidest thing I ever did when I was pissed was during rag week last year, was my last rag week so I made the best of it. I was putting credit into my mobile from the ATM, everything worked out fine except I put €100 credit into my phone. Took me four months to get rid of it:(

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#15 27-11-2006 10:40PM

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Rarely drink more than one, but a couple months back got toasted with a flatmate (who had just broken up with her b/f). We were drinking Adios Madres, a 22 oz fishbowl drink that tastes like fruit punch and really has a sucker punch for anyone crazy enough to start on the second one! We started numero two, and cannot remember a thing or how we got back to our flat (and we were on the beach with a 2-seat sportscar about 5 miles from where we live). One of us must of drove. Now that's really stupid!

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#16 28-11-2006 12:51AM

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Muzzy wrote:

The stupidest thing I ever did when I was pissed was during rag week last year, was my last rag week so I made the best of it. I was putting credit into my mobile from the ATM, everything worked out fine except I put €100 credit into my phone. Took me four months to get rid of it:(

Great stuff ha ha.

A 'stand out' moment for me;
One night, came home to my apt scuttered. No sooner had the head hit the pillow did I know I was about to spew. Up I got and made for the b/room knowing I wouldnt make it to the porcilin telephone to God so I was going to settle for expelling the demons on the bathroom floor (which was one of those bathroom floors that has no shower tray) so I could just power shower the badness away but alas the god damn hotpress door is right next to the b.room door <oo>
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#17 28-11-2006 01:05AM

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Hahahaha the old one on tv is it? That thing is hilarious.

Five seven zero...tree tree!

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#18 28-11-2006 01:47AM

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here's two of my mates at 10.30 in the morning still going after a night on the tiles!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4UY6a_YaDY

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#19 28-11-2006 02:22AM

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i have a list of stupid and embarrassing things ive done while drunk,apart from sleeping with me mates girlfriend .Heres another, one christmas day i spent drinking, the usual, my father and mother in law were staying up with us for the holidays . i was in my friends house. boom next thing i can remember was waking up in the same bed as the in laws....... since given up booze

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#20 28-11-2006 07:30AM

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One night, I came home from work and my brother and his mates were pissed. When my brother drinks, he falls asleep, and when you wake him up, he's like a zombie. He mutters, he doesn't understand the simplest things and he carries on conversations with himself. I was sitting in the kitchen watching T.V., when he woke up in the next room and came in. I heard a noise, but it took a few seconds to regiter. He was pissing on the couch. I shouted two or three times before he came to, and semi-realised what he was at. He staggered off to bed and I had to clean it up. Twat.

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#21 28-11-2006 09:08AM

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il gatto wrote:

One night, I came home from work and my brother and his mates were pissed. When my brother drinks, he falls asleep, and when you wake him up, he's like a zombie. He mutters, he doesn't understand the simplest things and he carries on conversations with himself. I was sitting in the kitchen watching T.V., when he woke up in the next room and came in. I heard a noise, but it took a few seconds to regiter. He was pissing on the couch. I shouted two or three times before he came to, and semi-realised what he was at. He staggered off to bed and I had to clean it up. Twat.

Lol, my brother seems to wanna piss everywhere when he's locked and sleepwalking aswell... includin my other brother's head one night!

Stupidest thing I've probably done while drunk was a few months ago, read here as I'm too lazy to type it out again. All nighters doing college work placement reports then goin on the piss dont mix well! Falling asleep walking is not one of my proudest moments at all!

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#22 28-11-2006 07:50PM

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jazoo wrote:

i have a list of stupid and embarrassing things ive done while drunk,apart from sleeping with me mates girlfriend .Heres another, one christmas day i spent drinking, the usual, my father and mother in law were staying up with us for the holidays . i was in my friends house. boom next thing i can remember was waking up in the same bed as the in laws....... since given up booze

:eek: LOL

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#23 28-11-2006 08:58PM

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Jesus, all these stories puts me too shame!

Apprently I've cycled into oncoming traffic on a bicycle before, completely hammered, or so I was told by eye-witness accounts! Quite lucky I wasn't killed!

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#24 18-01-2007 01:56AM

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Continuing on where this thread left of (new year and all that )
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054881603&referrerid=&highlight=worst+drunk

So.... Whats the worst thing you've done whilst drunk in the last year?

I can safely say losing my shoes has been the worst (and most stupidist) to date

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#25 18-01-2007 02:03AM

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Yore Ma. Tbh.

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#26 18-01-2007 02:07AM

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MrJoeSoap wrote:

Yore Ma. Tbh.

Now dont be bitter just because she turned you down.....

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#27 18-01-2007 02:08AM

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losing?

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#28 18-01-2007 02:17AM

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phantom_lord wrote:

losing?

Well thanks for spotting the typo but I really wasn’t looking for that response TBH....

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#29 18-01-2007 02:18AM

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The worst ever? Impossible to answer. Far too many incidents of drunken tomfoolery to process.

Worst recently was when Pighead was at a party a while back, one of those affairs where there's a quite a few people you're not aquainted with.

At some point of the night, my buddy changed the cd, at which point I slurred:
"What you put this fcuking rubbish on for, who the fcuk is it anyway??"

At which point a bloke sat quietly in the corner put up his hand and said in the saddest most pathetic voice imaginable "Its me". I'm almost sure his bottom lip quivered as he said it.

"Great chorus" I whimpered as I shuffled into the kitchen.

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#30 18-01-2007 02:24AM

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Splashing cold water on my face in the gents while wearing my glasses... God that must have looked stupid.

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#31 18-01-2007 03:39AM

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yeah ya did!!! i was at a party one night and got pissed on schnapps and ended getting sick into her basket of clean cloths!!!

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